Would you prefer this man, with his asymmetrical sagging...
[Frank and Hawk are asking a waitress who she would prefer to 'take home']
Col. William 'Hawk' Hawkins:
Would you prefer this man, with his asymmetrical sagging ass-cheeks, his love-handles the size of Nebraska, and his oh-so-ugly in-grown toenail...?
Or this son of a bitch with the chicken-gizzard neck and the face that looks like thirty miles of Death Valley fire trail?
- Like, the retirement home?
Would you choose this man...
...with his asymmetrical
sagging ass cheeks...
the size of Nebraska...
...and his gross, old,
ugly ingrown toenails?
Or this hairy-eared son of a bitch
with a chicken gizzard neck...
...and a face like
Death Valley fire trails?
- Stop harassing the waitress.
- I'm not. What are you talking about?
I'm having a private conversation
that doesn't involve you.
Go back to your virgin pink daiquiri
and mind your own business.
She's my friend who has to put up
with assholes like you.
- But I don't.
If you want to harass, harass me.
- I believe he's harassing you already.
- I'll put you in the hospital.
I have Medicare.
Shoot your best shot.
- I'll make your old lady a widow.
Wait! You can't do this! No,
you're going up into space in 22 days.
If you break a bone
or sprain your ankle...
...your space shuttle seat'll go to
that MIT weenie with blow-dried hair.
We'll watch the launch on TV
at your damn house.
Clip duration: 60 seconds
Uploaded: 28 January, 2021
Genres: action, adventure, thriller
Summary: When retired engineer Frank Corvin (Clint Eastwood) is called upon to rescue a failing satellite, he insists that his equally old teammates accompany him into space.