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[Frank and Hawk are asking a waitress who she would prefer to 'take home'] Col. William 'Hawk' Hawkins: Would you prefer this man, with his asymmetrical sagging ass-cheeks, his love-handles the size
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Space Cowboys 2000
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[Frank and Hawk are asking a waitress who she would prefer to 'take home']

Col. William 'Hawk' Hawkins:
Would you prefer this man, with his asymmetrical sagging ass-cheeks, his love-handles the size of Nebraska, and his oh-so-ugly in-grown toenail...?
Frank Corvin:
[interrupting]
Or this son of a bitch with the chicken-gizzard neck and the face that looks like thirty miles of Death Valley fire trail?

Transcript:
- Yeah.
- Like, the retirement home?
Seriously.
Would you choose this man...
...with his asymmetrical
sagging ass cheeks...
...love handles
the size of Nebraska...
...and his gross, old,
ugly ingrown toenails?
Or this hairy-eared son of a bitch
with a chicken gizzard neck...
...and a face like
Death Valley fire trails?
- Stop harassing the waitress.
- I'm not. What are you talking about?
I'm having a private conversation
that doesn't involve you.
Go back to your virgin pink daiquiri
and mind your own business.
She's my friend who has to put up
with assholes like you.
- Tiny--
- But I don't.
If you want to harass, harass me.
- I believe he's harassing you already.
- I'll put you in the hospital.
I have Medicare.
Shoot your best shot.
- I'll make your old lady a widow.
- Don't--
Wait! You can't do this! No,
you're going up into space in 22 days.
If you break a bone
or sprain your ankle...
...your space shuttle seat'll go to
that MIT weenie with blow-dried hair.
We'll watch the launch on TV
at your damn house.

Clip duration: 60 seconds
Views: 67
Timestamp in movie: 00:00:00
Uploaded: 28 January, 2021
Genres: action, adventure, thriller
Summary: When retired engineer Frank Corvin (Clint Eastwood) is called upon to rescue a failing satellite, he insists that his equally old teammates accompany him into space.


Actors

Frank Corvin - Clint Eastwood