The Tasmanian De-villlll! Lo-la Bun-nyyyyy! Daffy Duck! Thank you! Thank you! Very...

Announcer: Ladies and gentlemen, the starting lineup for the Toon Squad: Standing two foot four, the Wonder from Down Under: the Tasmanian De-villlll! [Taz squeezes two balls in his mouth, pops them, and spins around] Announcer: At small forward: standing a scintillating three foot two, the Heartthrob of the Hoops: Lo-la Bun-nyyyyy! [Lola dribbles and spins the ball on her finger] Announcer: At power forward, the Quackster of the Court: Daffy Duck! Daffy Duck: Thank you! Thank you! [Silence from the audience, crickets chirping] Daffy Duck: [disappointed, but sarcastically] Very funny. Leth's all laugh at the duck! Announcer: And the point guard, standing three foot three, four feet if you include the ears, Co-captain of the Toon Squad, the Doctor of Delight: Bugs Bun-ny! Bugs: Thank you! Thank you! Announcer: And now, the player coach of the Toon Squad, at six foot six from North Carolina, His Royal Airness: Michael Jordan!

Mr. Commissioner, we've got the place sealed off. Quiet! Ladies and gentlemen, please, quiet! Listen. After meeting with team owners, I have decided... ...that until we can guarantee the health and safety of our NBA players... ...there will be no more basketball this season. Yes. Just get out of my way. - Ready? Yes! Let's go. Are these the best seats? Like them. Yes. Can see everything from here. Very good. - Ready to go? - Yeah, yeah, sure, sure. Riot. Ladies and gentlemen... ...the starting lineup for the Tune Squad. Standing 2-foot-4, The Wonder From Down Under... ...the Tazmanian Devil.