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"Spaceballs" quotes

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When the nefarious Dark Helmet hatches a plan to snatch Princess Vespa and steal her planet's air, space-bum-for-hire Lone Starr and his clueless sidekick fly to the rescue. Along the way, they meet Yogurt, who puts Lone Starr wise to the power of "The Schwartz." Can he master it in time to save the day?

Director: Mel Brooks
Writer: Mel Brooks, Thomas Meehan, Ronny Graham
Production: N/A
Genre: comedy, science fiction
Year: 1987
MetaScore: 46/100
ImdbRating: 7.1
BoxOffice: $38,119,483
Released: 24 Jun 1987
Awards: 1 win

181 video clips

Ape #1Dark HelmetApe #2President SkroobBearded LadyPrison GuardLone StarrColonel SandurzLaser GunnerMajor AssholeJohn HurtDot MatrixRadio OperatorCaptain Of The GuardBarfMinisterPrincess VespaMegamaid GuardRadar TechnicianKing RolandPrince ValiumWoman In DinerTrucker In CapTrooperMarleneCharleneSelf-destruct VoicePizza The HuttVinnieCommanderette ZirconSnottyVideo OperatorDr. SchlotkinPizza GuyWaitressSand Cruiser DriverTv Newsman
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Those are the guys who stole our uniforms - Spaceballs 00:21 Those are the guys who stole our uniforms What are these things coming out of her nose - Spaceballs 00:24 What are these things coming out of her nose Get out of there - Spaceballs 00:17 Get out of there Try here Stop - Spaceballs 00:36 Try here Stop Careful you idiot l said across her nose not up it - Spaceballs 00:35 Careful you idiot l said across her nose not up it Before you die there is something you should know about us Lone Starr - Spaceballs 00:24 Before you die there is something you should know about us... What's the matter Colonel Sandurz - Spaceballs 00:04 What's the matter Colonel Sandurz The minute we get out of here the first thing we do is - Spaceballs 00:07 The minute we get out of here the first thing we do is At last l have you in my clutches - Spaceballs 00:36 At last l have you in my clutches What the hell was that noise - Spaceballs 00:08 What the hell was that noise Merchandising - Spaceballs 00:29 Merchandising L can't breathe in this thing - Spaceballs 00:36 L can't breathe in this thing You idiots - Spaceballs 00:08 You idiots Lord Helmet What - Spaceballs 00:12 Lord Helmet What No go past this Past this part - Spaceballs 00:07 No go past this Past this part L know we need the money but Listen - Spaceballs 00:11 L know we need the money but Listen SKROOB Out of order - Spaceballs 00:05 SKROOB Out of order L'm a Mawg half man half dog - Spaceballs 00:07 L'm a Mawg half man half dog Heard of you Who hasn't heard of Yogurt - Spaceballs 00:15 Heard of you Who hasn't heard of Yogurt What the hell are you doing - Spaceballs 00:20 What the hell are you doing Now what is it - Spaceballs 00:22 Now what is it Five minutes to magic time - Spaceballs 00:26 Five minutes to magic time What's the matter What's that churning and bubbling - Spaceballs 00:19 What's the matter What's that churning and... L ain't shooting this thing l hate guns - Spaceballs 00:13 L ain't shooting this thing l hate guns Prepare ship - Spaceballs 00:16 Prepare ship We were toId to comb the desert so we're combing it - Spaceballs 00:05 We were toId to comb the desert so we're combing it What the hell was that - Spaceballs 00:09 What the hell was that L wonder will we ever see each other again - Spaceballs 00:11 L wonder will we ever see each other again Now listen you - Spaceballs 00:24 Now listen you Are we being too literal - Spaceballs 00:09 Are we being too literal What did you do - Spaceballs 00:09 What did you do Are you all right sir - Spaceballs 00:23 Are you all right sir My brains are going into my feet - Spaceballs 00:06 My brains are going into my feet L'm trying to conduct a wedding here - Spaceballs 00:12 L'm trying to conduct a wedding here Did it work Where's the King - Spaceballs 00:20 Did it work Where's the King Sandurz you gotta help me l don't know what to do - Spaceballs 00:08 Sandurz you gotta help me l don't know what to do Bring him some water - Spaceballs 00:07 Bring him some water The ship is too big lf l walk the movie will be over - Spaceballs 00:05 The ship is too big lf l walk the movie will be over You have the ring and I see your Schwartz is as big as mine - Spaceballs 00:12 You have the ring and I see your Schwartz is as big as mine L am Princess Vespa - Spaceballs 00:19 L am Princess Vespa But sir your ring Don't you have the Schwartz too - Spaceballs 00:09 But sir your ring Don't you have the Schwartz too Did l miss something - Spaceballs 00:07 Did l miss something We ain't found shit - Spaceballs 00:04 We ain't found shit Say goodbye to your two best friends - Spaceballs 00:08 Say goodbye to your two best friends Can we talk - Spaceballs 00:12 Can we talk What is this place - Spaceballs 00:09 What is this place We gotta get moving before dawn - Spaceballs 00:17 We gotta get moving before dawn YOGURT Use the Schwartz Lone Starr Use the Schwartz - Spaceballs 00:13 YOGURT Use the Schwartz Lone Starr Use the Schwartz ON PA Prepare ship for light speed - Spaceballs 00:09 ON PA Prepare ship for light speed Who are you Barf - Spaceballs 00:07 Who are you Barf Sir hadn't you better buckle up - Spaceballs 00:08 Sir hadn't you better buckle up Hello President Skroob - Spaceballs 00:13 Hello President Skroob ON PA Sir What is it - Spaceballs 00:19 ON PA Sir What is it One pod left And three of us And l'm the president - Spaceballs 00:11 One pod left And three of us And l'm the president L hate these movies - Spaceballs 00:03 L hate these movies L can't go any further - Spaceballs 00:32 L can't go any further AUTOMATED VOICE This ship will self destruct in 20 seconds - Spaceballs 00:11 AUTOMATED VOICE This ship will self destruct in 20 seconds Ten Nine - Spaceballs 00:22 Ten Nine A million That's unfair - Spaceballs 00:28 A million That's unfair ShouId I have Snotty beam you down sir - Spaceballs 00:14 ShouId I have Snotty beam you down sir We passed them Stop this thing - Spaceballs 00:19 We passed them Stop this thing VESPA SlNGlNG Nobody knows - Spaceballs 00:28 VESPA SlNGlNG Nobody knows EXCLAlMlNG Planet Druidia And 1 0 000 years of fresh air - Spaceballs 00:09 EXCLAlMlNG Planet Druidia And 1 0 000 years of fresh air CanceI the three ring circus - Spaceballs 00:08 CanceI the three ring circus L bet she gives great helmet - Spaceballs 00:04 L bet she gives great helmet The minute we move in there they're gonna spot us on their radar - Spaceballs 00:23 The minute we move in there they're gonna spot us on... Lt's Megamaid She's gone from suck to blow - Spaceballs 00:06 Lt's Megamaid She's gone from suck to blow What's your name Barf - Spaceballs 00:06 What's your name Barf That's gonna leave a mark - Spaceballs 00:04 That's gonna leave a mark Raspberry - Spaceballs 00:13 Raspberry Prepare to attack - Spaceballs 00:15 Prepare to attack L am the keeper of a greater magic - Spaceballs 00:12 L am the keeper of a greater magic L was saying do you realize what you've done - Spaceballs 00:15 L was saying do you realize what you've done L don't have to put up with this l'm rich - Spaceballs 00:05 L don't have to put up with this l'm rich Those are the guys that stole our uniforms - Spaceballs 00:07 Those are the guys that stole our uniforms Well what have we got here Will you look at her - Spaceballs 00:14 Well what have we got here Will you look at her DOT Stop looking up my can - Spaceballs 00:04 DOT Stop looking up my can Called me an idiot - Spaceballs 00:25 Called me an idiot Shit I hate it when l get my Schwartz twisted - Spaceballs 00:05 Shit I hate it when l get my Schwartz twisted Hey wait You forgot to get married - Spaceballs 00:05 Hey wait You forgot to get married L really must go back - Spaceballs 00:34 L really must go back Abandon ship - Spaceballs 00:06 Abandon ship Which one's yours - Spaceballs 00:13 Which one's yours As president of Planet Spaceball - Spaceballs 00:21 As president of Planet Spaceball DOT What do we do - Spaceballs 00:23 DOT What do we do Never have that damn thing down in front of me - Spaceballs 00:08 Never have that damn thing down in front of me Very impressive Lone Starr - Spaceballs 00:08 Very impressive Lone Starr Look Your Highness it's not that we're afraid Far from it - Spaceballs 00:08 Look Your Highness it's not that we're afraid Far... Okay But l still don't understand - Spaceballs 00:11 Okay But l still don't understand
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Cast

President Skroob - Mel Brooks
Barf - John Candy
Dark Helmet - Rick Moranis
Lone Starr - Bill Pullman
Princess Vespa - Daphne Zuniga
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