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ABANDON SHIP!ABANDON SHIP! WOMEN AND MAWGS FIRST! WE'LL HAVE NONEOF THAT, MISTER. HOW FAR...

Spaceballs • 1987

ABANDON SHIP!ABANDON SHIP! WOMEN AND MAWGS FIRST! WE'LL HAVE NONEOF THAT, MISTER. HOW FAR DID HE GET?WHAT DID HE TOUCH?WHAT DID HE TOUCH? NOTHING HAPPENED! WHAT THE HELLWAS THAT NOISE? THAT WAS MY VIRGIN ALARM. IT'S PROGRAMMED TOGO OFF BEFORE YOU DO. YOU GET BACK TO BED, MISS. AND AS FOR YOU,SEX FIEND-- ALL RIGHT. ALL RIGHT.LET'S ALLJUST GET SOME SLEEP. WE GOTTA GET MOVINGBEFORE DAWN. WHY SO EARLY? BECAUSE WE'RE INTHE MIDDLE OF A DESERT, AND WE AREN'TGONNA GET VERY FAR ONCE THAT BLAZING SUNGETS OVERHEAD

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ABANDON SHIP ABANDON SHIP

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WOMEN AND MAWGS FIRST

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WE'LL HAVE NONE OF THAT MISTER

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HOW FAR DID HE GET WHAT DID HE TOUCH WHAT DID HE TOUCH

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NOTHING HAPPENED

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WHAT THE HELL WAS THAT NOISE

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THAT WAS MY VIRGIN ALARM

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IT'S PROGRAMMED TO GO OFF BEFORE YOU DO

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YOU GET BACK TO BED MISS

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AND AS FOR YOU SEX FIEND

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ALL RIGHT ALL RIGHT LET'S ALL JUST GET SOME SLEEP

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WE GOTTA GET MOVING BEFORE DAWN

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WHY SO EARLY

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BECAUSE WE'RE INTHE MIDDLE OF A DESERT

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AND WE AREN'T GONNA GET VERY FAR

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ONCE THAT BLAZING SUNGETS OVERHEAD

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Alarme de virginité

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Abandonnez le navire Abandonnez le navire

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Les femmes et les hiens d'abord

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Pas de ça monsieur monsieur

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Jusqu'où a t'il été Qu'a t'il touché Il ne s'est rien passé

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Bon sang c'était quoi ce bruit C'était mon alarme de virginité

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C'est programmé pour tirer plus vite que vous

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Retournez au lit mademoiselle Et vous aussi accro au sexe

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Très bien dormons tous un peu On devra partir avant l'aube

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Pourquoi si tôt Parce qu'on est au milieu d'un désert

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et on n'ira pas très loin une fois ce soleil éclatant au dessus de nos têtes

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JUNGFRAU ALARM

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Runter vom Schiff

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Frauen und Möter zuerst

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So geht das nicht mein Herr

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Wie weit ging er Was hat er berührt Nichts ist passiert

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Was zum Teufel war dieser Lärm Mein Jungfrau Alarm

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So programmiert dass er vor Ihnen losgeht

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Du gehst wieder ins Bett Fräulein Und Sie Triebtäter

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Also gut gehen wir alle schlafen Wir müssen vor Tagesanbruch weiter

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Warum so früh Weil wir mitten in der Wüste sind

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Und steht die glühende Sonne erst über uns kommen wir nicht weit

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ヴァージンアラーム

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避難だ

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女性とモッグ優先

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そういうのは許さないよお兄さん

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どこまでされたどこ触られた

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何も起きてないよ

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その音は何だった

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私のヴァージンアラーム

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君が何かする前に鳴るようになってる

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早く寝てください

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でこの痴漢は

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分かったもうみんな寝よう

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夜明け前に移動しなきゃ

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そんな早くから

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ここは砂漠のど真ん中

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あの熱い太陽が出ていると遠くまで行けない

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Женщины и человекопсы идут первыми

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Вы не имеете на это право мистер

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Как далеко вы зашли Он дотрагивался до вас Ничего не случилось

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Что это черт за шум Это была моя тревога по сохранению девственности

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Я запрограммирована чтобы предотвращать действия мужланов

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Вы идете спать мисс А вас попрошу сексуальный маньяк

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Хорошо все идем теперь спать Мы должны встать еще до рассвета

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Почему так рано Потомучто мы среди пустыни

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и должны ее как можно быстрее пересечь пока яркое солнце не напекло нам головы

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Alarma de Virgen

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Dejen la nave

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Mujeres y pebres primero

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No se puede hacer eso señor

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Hasta dónde llegó Qué tocó

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No pasó nada Qué diablos fue ese ruido

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Esa fue mi alarma de virgen

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Está programada para saltar antes que tú

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Tú regresa a la cama señorita y en cuanto a ti sexomaníaco

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Bueno Durmamos un poco todos

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Debemos partir antes del amanecer Por qué tan temprano

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Porque estamos en el medio de un desierto

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y no llegaremos muy lejos una vez que suba el sol

Available in 6 languages

Duration

35 seconds

Views

34

Timestamp in Movie

00:40:11

Uploaded

Mar 16, 2026

Genres

comedy, science fiction

Production

Metro-Goldwyn-Mayer,Brooksfilms

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Movie Summary

When the nefarious Dark Helmet hatches a plan to snatch Princess Vespa and steal her planet's air, space-bum-for-hire Lone Starr and his clueless sidekick fly to the rescue. Along the way, they meet Yogurt, who puts Lone Starr wise to the power of "The Schwartz." Can he master it in time to save the day?