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BEFORE YOU DIETHERE IS SOMETHING YOU SHOULD KNOW ABOUT US LONE STARRWHATI AM YOUR FATHER'S BROTHER'S NEPHEW'S COUSIN'S FORMER ROOMMATEWHAT'S THAT MAKE USABSOLUTELY NOTHINGWHICH IS WHAT YOU ARE ABOUT

Absolutely nothing! Which is what you are about to become

Spaceballs • 1987

Dark Helmet:
Before you die there is something you should know about us, Lone Starr.Lone Starr:What?Dark Helmet:I am your father's brother's nephew's cousin's former roommate.Lone Starr:What's that make us?Dark Helmet:Absolutely nothing! Which is what you are about to become

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BEFORE YOU DIE

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THERE IS SOMETHING YOU SHOULD KNOW ABOUT US LONE STARR

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WHAT

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I AM YOUR FATHER'S BROTHER'S NEPHEW'S COUSIN'S FORMER ROOMMATE

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WHAT'S THAT MAKE US

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ABSOLUTELY NOTHING

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WHICH IS WHAT YOU ARE ABOUT TO BECOME

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Avant que tu ne meures il y a quelque chose que tu dois savoir à propos de nous Lone Starr

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Quoi

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Je suis le père du frère du neveu du cousin de ton ancien colocataire

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Et ça nous fait quels liens Absolument aucun

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Which is what you are about to become

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Bevor du stirbst solltest du etwas wissen über uns beide Lone Starr

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Was

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Ich bin des Cousins des Neffen des Bruders deines Vaters

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ehemaliger Mitbewohner

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Was sind wir beide dann Absolut gar nichts

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Und das wirst du jetzt gleich sein

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殺す前に君に言わなきゃいけない事がある

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何

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私は君の父の兄の甥の従妹の元ルームメイトだ

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それで俺たちの関係は

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赤の他人だ

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もう殺すからそれ以上になる事もない

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Перед тем как ты умрешь я хотел бы чтобы ты кое что узнал о нас Одинокий Звездун

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Что

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Я бывший сосед кузина племянника брата твоего отца

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Что у нас общего Ничего абсолютно

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Как же мне с тобой поступить

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Приготовься к смерти

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Antes de morir hay algo que deberías saber sobre nosotros

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Qué

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Soy el previo compañero de cuarto del sobrino del hermano de tu padre

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En qué nos relaciona eso

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En absolutamente nada

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que es en lo que te estás por convertir

Available in 6 languages

Duration

24 seconds

Views

1,119

Timestamp in Movie

01:12:27

Uploaded

Mar 16, 2026

Genres

comedy, science fiction

Production

Metro-Goldwyn-Mayer,Brooksfilms

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Movie Summary

When the nefarious Dark Helmet hatches a plan to snatch Princess Vespa and steal her planet's air, space-bum-for-hire Lone Starr and his clueless sidekick fly to the rescue. Along the way, they meet Yogurt, who puts Lone Starr wise to the power of "The Schwartz." Can he master it in time to save the day?

Actors

Dark Helmet

Lone Starr