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CAREFUL, YOU IDIOT! I SAID ACROSS HER NOSE,NOT UP IT! SORRY, SIR.I'M DOING MY BEST. WHO...

CAREFUL, YOU IDIOT! I SAID ACROSS HER NOSE,NOT UP IT! SORRY, SIR.I'M DOING MY BEST. Who made that MANA GUNNER? I DID, SIR.He's my cousin. Who is he? He's an asshole, SIR. I KNOW THAT.What's his name? That is his name, SIR.ASSHOLE. MAJ. ASSHOLE. And his cousin? He's an asshole, TOO, SIR. Gunner's mate, FIRST CLASS,PHILLIP ASSHOLE. How many ASSHOLESWE GOT ON THIS SHIPANYHOW? YO!

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CAREFUL YOU IDIOT
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I SAID ACROSS HER NOSE NOT UP IT
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SORRY SIR I'M DOING MY BEST
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WHO MADE THAT MAN A GUNNER
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I DID SIR HE'S MY COUSIN
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WHO IS HE
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HE'S AN ASSHOLE SIR
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I KNOW THAT WHAT'S HIS NAME
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THAT IS HIS NAME SIR ASSHOLE MAJ ASSHOLE
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AND HIS COUSIN
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HE'S AN ASSHOLE TOO SIR
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GUNNER'S MATE FIRST CLASS PHILLIP ASSHOLE
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HOW MANY ASSHOLES WE GOT ON THIS SHIP ANYHOW
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YO
Available in 6 languages
Duration
30 seconds
Views
1,699
Timestamp in Movie
00:17:38
Uploaded
Mar 16, 2026
Production
Metro-Goldwyn-Mayer,Brooksfilms

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Movie Summary

When the nefarious Dark Helmet hatches a plan to snatch Princess Vespa and steal her planet's air, space-bum-for-hire Lone Starr and his clueless sidekick fly to the rescue. Along the way, they meet Yogurt, who puts Lone Starr wise to the power of "The Schwartz." Can he master it in time to save the day?

Actors

Rick Moranis
Dark Helmet
Mike Pniewski
Laser Gunner
Jim Jackman
Major Asshole
George Wyner
Colonel Sandurz