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HELMET YOU FIEND WHAT'S GOING ONWHAT ARE YOU DOING TO MY DAUGHTERPERMIT ME TO INTRODUCETHE BRILLIANT YOUNG PLASTIC SURGEONDR PHILLIP SCHLOTKINTHE GREATEST NOSE JOB MANIN THE ENTIRE UNIVERSE AND

My pleasure

Spaceballs • 1987

King Roland:
Helmet, you fiend! What's going on? What are you doing to my daughter?Dark Helmet:Permit me to introduce the brilliant young plastic surgeon, Dr. Phillip Schlotkin. The greatest nose job man in the entire universe and Beverly Hills.Dr. Schlotkin: Your Highness.King Roland:Nose job? I don't understand. She's already had a nose job. It was her was her sweet-16 present.Dark Helmet:No, it's not what you think. It's much, much worse. If you do not give me the combination to the air shield, Dr. Schlotkin will give your daughter back...Dark Helmet:...her old nose!Princess Vespa:NOOOO! Where did you get that?King Roland:All right, I'll tell! I'll tell!Princess Vespa:No, Daddy, no, you mustn't!King Roland:You're right, my dear. I'll miss your new nose. But I will not tell him the combination, no matter what.Dark Helmet:Very well. Dr. Schlotkin, do your worst.Dr. Schlotkin: My pleasure

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HELMET YOU FIEND WHAT'S GOING ON

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WHAT ARE YOU DOING TO MY DAUGHTER

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PERMIT ME TO INTRODUCE

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THE BRILLIANT YOUNG PLASTIC SURGEON

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DR PHILLIP SCHLOTKIN

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THE GREATEST NOSE JOB MAN

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IN THE ENTIRE UNIVERSE AND BEVERLY HILLS

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YOUR HIGHNESS

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NOSE JOB I DON'T UNDERSTAND

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SHE'S ALREADY HAD A NOSE JOB IT WAS HER SWEET 16 PRESENT

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NO IT'S NOT WHAT YOU THINK

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IT'S MUCH MUCH WORSE

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IF YOU DO NOT GIVE ME THE COMBINATION TO THE AIR SHIELD

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DR SCHLOTKIN WILL GIVE YOUR DAUGHTER BACK HER OLD NOSE

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NO

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WHERE DID YOU GET THAT

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ALL RIGHT I'LL TELL I'LL TELL

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NO DADDY NO YOU MUSTN'T

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YOU'RE RIGHT MY DEAR

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I'LL MISS YOUR NEW NOSE

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BUT I WILL NOT TELL HIM THE COMBINATION NO MATTER WHAT

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VERY WELL DR SCHLOTKIN DO YOUR WORST

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MY PLEASURE

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Helmet démon que se passe t'il Que faites vous à ma fille

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Permettez moi de vous présenter le jeune et brillant plasticien

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Dr Phillip Schlotkin

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Le meilleur spécialiste du nez de tout l'univers et de Beverly Hills

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Votre Altesse Spécialiste du nez Elle a déjà été opérée du nez

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Ce fut son cadeau pour ses 16 ans

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Non ce n'est pas ce que vous croyez C'est bien bien pire

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Si vous ne me donnez pas la combinaison de votre bouclier d'air

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le Dr Schlotkin va rendre à votre fille

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son ancien nez

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Non

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Ou avez vous eu ça Très bien je vais vous le dire Je vais vous le dire

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Non Papa non Tu ne dois pas Tu as raison ma chérie

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Ton nouveau nez va me manquer mais je ne lui dirai pas la combinaison coute que coute

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Très bien Dr Schlotkin faites de votre pire

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Avec plaisir

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Helmchen Sie Ungeheuer Was geht da vor Was tun Sie meiner Tochter an

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Darf ich vorstellen Der brillante junge Gesichtschirurg

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Dr Phillip Schlotkin

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Die Koryphäe für Nasenoperationen im ganzen Universum und in Beverly Hills

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Eure Hoheit Nasenoperation Hatte sie doch schon

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Lhr Geschenk als sie süße 16 wurde

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Nein das ist es nicht Es ist viel viel schlimmer

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Wenn lhr mir nicht die Kombination für das Luftschild gebt

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gibt Dr Schlotkin Eurer Tochter

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ihre alte Nase zurück

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Nein

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Wo haben Sie das her Gut ich sag alles ich sag alles

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Nein Papi Das darfst du nicht Du hast ja Recht Liebes

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Die neue Nase wird mir fehlen aber keinesfalls verrate ich die Kombination

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Nun gut Dr Schlotkin tun Sie lhr Schlimmstes

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Mit Vergnügen

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ヘルメットめ何をしている

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私の娘に何を

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紹介します

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フィリップシュロットキン先生

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宇宙とビバリーヒルズ一の天才美容外科医

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陛下

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整形なんのこと

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娘の16歳の誕生日にもう既に鼻を整形した

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いやもっと恐ろしいことだよ

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エアシールドの解除コードを教えないと

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姫の鼻を元に戻す

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いやああああああ

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その写真はどこで

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わかった教えるよ

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ダメよお父様

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そうだな娘君の鼻は残念だけど

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絶対にコードは教えない

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ではシュロットキン先生好きにしていい

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喜んで

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Шлем ты изверг Что происходит Что ты собираешься делать с моей дочерью

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Разрешите мне представить замечательного пластического хирурга

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Доктор Филлип Шлоткин

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Величайший хирург по работе с носами во всей вселенной и в Beverly Hills

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Ваше Высочество Хирург по носам Она не нуждается в операции

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Ей только исполнилось 16 лет

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Нет только не то о чем вы подумали Это самое худшее что может быть

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Если вы не дадите мне комбинацию воздушного щита

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то Доктор Шлоткин вернет вашей дочери

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ее прежний нос

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Нет

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Откуда вы это взяли Хорошо Я скажу скажу

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Нет Папочка нет Ты не должен Ты права моя дорогая

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Я не буду замечать твой новый нос и ни скажу им комбинацию ни за что

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Очень хорошо Доктор Шлоткин дело за вами

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Доставьте мне удовольствие

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Casco malvado Qué ocurre

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Qué le haces a mi hija

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Permítame presentarle al brillante cirujano plástico

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el Dr Phillip Schlotkin

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el mejor cirujano de narices de todo el universo y Beverly Hills

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Su Majestad

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Ya le operaron la nariz Fue su regalo de cumpleaños de 16

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No no es lo que piensa Es mucho mucho peor

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Si no me da la combinación para el escudo del aire

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el Dr Schlotkin le devolverá a su hija

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la antigua nariz

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De dónde sacó eso

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De acuerdo Te la daré

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No papi no debes hacerlo

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Tienes razón cariño Echaré de menos tu nueva nariz

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pero no le diré la combinación

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Muy bien

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Dr Schlotkin haga su peor trabajo

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Con placer

Available in 6 languages

Duration

59 seconds

Views

756

Timestamp in Movie

00:55:43

Uploaded

Mar 16, 2026

Genres

comedy, science fiction

Production

Metro-Goldwyn-Mayer,Brooksfilms

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Movie Summary

When the nefarious Dark Helmet hatches a plan to snatch Princess Vespa and steal her planet's air, space-bum-for-hire Lone Starr and his clueless sidekick fly to the rescue. Along the way, they meet Yogurt, who puts Lone Starr wise to the power of "The Schwartz." Can he master it in time to save the day?

Actors

King Roland

Dick Van Patten

Dark Helmet

Dr. Schlotkin

Princess Vespa

John Hurt