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HOW FAR DID HE GET WHAT DID HE TOUCH WHAT DID HE TOUCHNOTHING HAPPENEDWHAT THE HELL WAS THAT NOISETHAT WAS MY VIRGIN ALARMIT'S PROGRAMMED TO GO OFF BEFORE YOU DO
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*That* was my Virgin Alarm. lt's programmed to go off before you do

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How far did he get? What did he touch? What did he touch?Princess Vespa:Nothing happened.Lone Starr:What the hell was that noise?Dot Matrix:*That* was my Virgin Alarm. lt's programmed to go off before you do

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HOW FAR DID HE GET WHAT DID HE TOUCH WHAT DID HE TOUCH
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NOTHING HAPPENED
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WHAT THE HELL WAS THAT NOISE
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THAT WAS MY VIRGIN ALARM
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IT'S PROGRAMMED TO GO OFF BEFORE YOU DO
Available in 6 languages
Duration
12 seconds
Views
421
Timestamp in Movie
00:40:18
Uploaded
Mar 16, 2026
Production
Metro-Goldwyn-Mayer,Brooksfilms

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Movie Summary

When the nefarious Dark Helmet hatches a plan to snatch Princess Vespa and steal her planet's air, space-bum-for-hire Lone Starr and his clueless sidekick fly to the rescue. Along the way, they meet Yogurt, who puts Lone Starr wise to the power of "The Schwartz." Can he master it in time to save the day?

Actors

Daphne Zuniga
Princess Vespa
Bill Pullman
Lone Starr