I can't breathe in this thing. We're approaching Planet Druidia, sir. Good. I'll call...
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Dark Helmet:
[appearing in the room, lifting up his visor]
I can't breathe in this thing.
Colonel Sandurz:
We're approaching Planet Druidia, sir.
Dark Helmet:
Good. I'll call Spaceball City and notify President Skroob immediately.
Radio Operator:
I already called him, sir. He knows everything.
Dark Helmet:
What? You went over my helmet?
Radio Operator:
Well not exactly over, sir... more to the side - I'll always call you first, it will never happen again, never, ever.
[Helmet gets out his Schwartz ring]
Radio Operator:
Oh, shit. No, no, no. No, please, please, no.
[covering his neck]
Radio Operator:
Not that.
Dark Helmet:
[lowers his visor]
Yes, that.
[aims the beam at the operator's crotch, as the operator agonizes in pain]
Transcript
00:00:01.000 --> 00:00:03.209
l can't breathe in this thing
00:00:04.253 --> 00:00:06.296
We're approaching Planet Druidia sir
00:00:06.038 --> 00:00:07.547
Good
00:00:07.631 --> 00:00:10.633
l'll call Spaceball City and notify President Skroob immediately
00:00:10.718 --> 00:00:13.469
l already called him sir He knows everything
00:00:15.848 --> 00:00:19.058
What You went over my helmet
00:00:19.685 --> 00:00:22.077
Well not exactly over sir More to the side
00:00:22.855 --> 00:00:26.399
l'll always call you first lt'll never happen again Never ever
00:00:28.319 --> 00:00:30.111
Oh shit
00:00:30.195 --> 00:00:33.003
No Please
00:00:33.157 --> 00:00:35.408
Please no not that
Clip duration: 36 seconds
Views: 271
Timestamp in movie: 00h 04m 52s
Uploaded: 04 April, 2022
Genres: comedy, science fiction
Summary: When the nefarious Dark Helmet hatches a plan to snatch Princess Vespa and steal her planet's air, space-bum-for-hire Lone Starr and his clueless sidekick fly to the rescue. Along the way, they meet Yogurt, who puts Lone Starr wise to the power of "The Schwartz." Can he master it in time to save the day?
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00:08 You idiots
00:12 Lord Helmet What
00:07 No go past this Past this part
00:11 L know we need the money but Listen
00:05 SKROOB Out of order
00:07 L'm a Mawg half man half dog
00:11 Do you Yes
00:15 Heard of you Who hasn't heard of Yogurt
00:20 What the hell are you doing
00:22 Now what is it
00:26 Five minutes to magic time
00:19 What's the matter What's that churning and...
00:13 L ain't shooting this thing l hate guns
00:16 Prepare ship
00:05 We were toId to comb the desert so we're combing it
00:09 What the hell was that
00:11 L wonder will we ever see each other again
00:24 Now listen you
00:08 L can't breathe in this thing
00:09 Are we being too literal