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I'M A MAWG HALF MAN HALF DOGI'M MY OWN BEST FRIEND
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Spaceballs

Half man, half dog. I'm my own best friend!

Barf:
I'm a mawg: half man, half dog. I'm my own best friend!

Full Transcript

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I'M A MAWG HALF MAN HALF DOG
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I'M MY OWN BEST FRIEND
Available in 6 languages
Duration
7 seconds
Views
1,067
Timestamp in Movie
00:23:18
Uploaded
Mar 16, 2026
Genres
comedy, science fiction
Production
Metro-Goldwyn-Mayer,Brooksfilms

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Movie Summary

When the nefarious Dark Helmet hatches a plan to snatch Princess Vespa and steal her planet's air, space-bum-for-hire Lone Starr and his clueless sidekick fly to the rescue. Along the way, they meet Yogurt, who puts Lone Starr wise to the power of "The Schwartz." Can he master it in time to save the day?

Actors

John Candy
Barf
John Candy
HEY, STOP LOOKING UP MY CAN. - Spaceballs 00:06
HEY, STOP LOOKING UP MY CAN.
CHECKING IN?WHAT THE HELL IS ALL THAT? - Spaceballs 00:24
CHECKING IN?WHAT THE HELL IS ALL THAT?
NOW HEAR THIS. - Spaceballs 00:57
NOW HEAR THIS.
I AM PRINCESS VESPADAUGHTER OF ROLAND KING OF THE DRUIDSOHTHAT'S ALL WE NEEDEDA DRUISH PRINCESSFUNNY SHE DOESN'T LOOK DRUISH - Spaceballs 00:19
I AM PRINCESS VESPADAUGHTER OF ROLAND KING OF THE...
NOW WE WILL SHOW HER WHO IS IN CHARGE OF THIS GALAXY. - Spaceballs 00:14
NOW WE WILL SHOW HER WHO IS IN CHARGE OF THIS GALAXY.
SO PRINCESS VESPAYOU THOUGHT YOU COULD OUTWIT THE IMPERIOUS FORCES OF PLANET SPACEBALLWELL YOU WERE WRONGYOU ARE NOW OUR PRISONERAND YOU WILL BE HELD HOSTAGE UNTIL SUCH TIMEAS ALL OF THE AIR IS TRANSFERRED FROM YOUR PLANETTO OURSSHE'S NOT IN THERERADAR - Spaceballs 00:44
SO PRINCESS VESPAYOU THOUGHT YOU COULD OUTWIT THE IMPERIOUS...
SHE'S NOT IN THERE. - Spaceballs 00:16
SHE'S NOT IN THERE.
UH-OH. HERE COMES THE BADYEAR BLIMP. WE'D BETTER GET OUT OF HEREIN A HURRY. SWITCH TO SECRET HYPER-JETS. SWITCHINGTO SECRET HYPER-JETS. BUCKLE UP BACK THERE,WE'RE GOING INTO HYPERACTIVE. - Spaceballs 00:14
UH-OH. HERE COMES THE BADYEAR BLIMP. WE'D BETTER GET...
GOOD PREPARE TO ATTACKPREPARE TO ATTACKON THE COUNT OF 3ONE2LATEWHAT HAPPENED WHERE ARE THEY I DON'T KNOW SIRTHEY MUST HAVE HYPER JETS ON THAT THINGAND WHAT HAVE WE GOTON THIS THING A CUISINART - Spaceballs 00:20
GOOD PREPARE TO ATTACKPREPARE TO ATTACKON THE COUNT OF...
Prepare to attack - Spaceballs 00:15
Prepare to attack
PREPARE SHIP FOR LIGHT SPEEDNO NO NO LIGHT SPEED IS TOO SLOWLIGHT SPEED TOO SLOWYES WE'RE GONNA HAVE TO GORIGHT TO LUDICROUS SPEED - Spaceballs 00:10
PREPARE SHIP FOR LIGHT SPEEDNO NO NO LIGHT SPEED IS TOO...
WHAT'S THE MATTER COL SANDURZCHICKEN - Spaceballs 00:05
WHAT'S THE MATTER COL SANDURZCHICKEN
PREPARE SHIPPREPARE SHIP FOR LUDICROUS SPEEDFASTEN ALL SEAT BELTSSEAL ALL ENTRANCES AND EXITSCLOSE ALL SHOPS IN THE MALLCANCEL THE 3 RING CIRCUSSECURE ALL ANIMALS IN THE ZOO - Spaceballs 00:16
PREPARE SHIPPREPARE SHIP FOR LUDICROUS SPEEDFASTEN ALL SEAT...
GIVE ME THAT YOU PETTY EXCUSEFOR AN OFFICER - Spaceballs 00:06
GIVE ME THAT YOU PETTY EXCUSEFOR AN OFFICER
SIR HADN'T YOU BETTER BUCKLE UPUH BUCKLE THISLUDICROUS SPEED GO - Spaceballs 00:08
SIR HADN'T YOU BETTER BUCKLE UPUH BUCKLE THISLUDICROUS...
WHAT HAVE I DONE? - Spaceballs 00:11
WHAT HAVE I DONE?
WHAT THE HELL WAS THAT? - Spaceballs 00:29
WHAT THE HELL WAS THAT?
WE PASSED THEM STOP THIS THINGWE CAN'T STOP IT'S TOO DANGEROUSWE'VE GOT TO SLOW DOWN FIRSTBULLSHIT JUST STOP THIS THINGI ORDER YOU STOP - Spaceballs 00:19
WE PASSED THEM STOP THIS THINGWE CAN'T STOP IT'S...
HERE, SIR. - Spaceballs 00:28
HERE, SIR.
CONGRATS, BOSS. - Spaceballs 00:39
CONGRATS, BOSS.