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HEY HEY HEY THAT'S MY ESCAPE POD WHO ARE YOUI'M THE BEARDED LADYWHAT ARE YOU ONE OF THE FREAKSCOME BACK THAT'S MY PODNOCOME BACK YOU FAT BEARDED BITCH
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Spaceballs

Come back, you fat bearded bitch!

Dark Helmet:
Hey, hey, hey! That's my escape pod. Who are you?Bearded Lady:I am the Bearded Lady. What are you? One of the freaks?Dark Helmet:Hey, hey! Come back! That's my pod. No!Dark Helmet:Come back, you fat bearded bitch!

Full Transcript

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HEY HEY HEY THAT'S MY ESCAPE POD WHO ARE YOU
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I'M THE BEARDED LADY
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WHAT ARE YOU ONE OF THE FREAKS
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COME BACK THAT'S MY POD
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NO
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COME BACK YOU FAT BEARDED BITCH
Available in 6 languages
Duration
20 seconds
Views
8,696
Timestamp in Movie
01:18:10
Uploaded
Mar 16, 2026
Production
Metro-Goldwyn-Mayer,Brooksfilms

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Movie Summary

When the nefarious Dark Helmet hatches a plan to snatch Princess Vespa and steal her planet's air, space-bum-for-hire Lone Starr and his clueless sidekick fly to the rescue. Along the way, they meet Yogurt, who puts Lone Starr wise to the power of "The Schwartz." Can he master it in time to save the day?

Actors

Rick Moranis
Dark Helmet
Dee Booher
Bearded Lady