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THAT'S IT I'M GONNA TAKENO MORE CHANCESBUT TO MAKE A SHORT VERSIONPRINCE VALIUM DO YOU TAKE PRINCESS VESPATO BE YOUR LAWFULLY WEDDED WIFE UH HUHPRINCESS VESPA DO YOU TAKE PRINCE VALIUMTO BE

I'm sick of this. I don't give a damn who it is, but I'm gonna marry somebody today!

Spaceballs • 1987

Minister:
I'm gonna take no more chances but to make a short version. Prince Valium, do you take Princess Vespa to be your lawfully-wedded wife?Prince Valium: Uh-huh.Minister:Princess Vespa, do you take Prince Valium to be your lawfully-wedded husband?Princess Vespa:Uh, well, I... I suppose. Well... oh, I don't know.Lone Starr: No! She doesn't!Minister:What? Who the hell are you?Lone Starr:Prince Lone Starr.Princess Vespa:Prince?Lone Starr: I just found out. That's what this says. I'm an honest-to-God prince. Will you marry me?Princess Vespa:Well, let me think about it.Princess Vespa:Yes!Minister:I'm sick of this. I don't give a damn who it is, but I'm gonna marry somebody today!

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THAT'S IT I'M GONNA TAKENO MORE CHANCES

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BUT TO MAKE A SHORT VERSION

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PRINCE VALIUM DO YOU TAKE PRINCESS VESPA

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TO BE YOUR LAWFULLY WEDDED WIFE UH HUH

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PRINCESS VESPA DO YOU TAKE PRINCE VALIUM

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TO BE YOURLAWFULLY WEDDED HUSBAND

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UH WELL I I SUPPOSE

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WELL OH I DON'T KNOW

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NO SHE DOESN'T

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WHAT

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WHO THE HELL ARE YOU

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PRINCE LONE STARR

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PRINCE

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I JUST FOUND OUT THAT'S WHAT THIS SAYS

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I'M AN HONEST TO GOD PRINCE

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WILL YOU MARRY ME

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WELL LET ME THINK ABOUT IT

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YES

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I'M SICK OF THIS

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I DON'T GIVE A DAMNWHO IT IS

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BUT I'M GONNA MARRYSOMEBODY TODAY

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C'est lui Je sais que c'est lui Il est revenu

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C'est ça Plus aucune chance On fait la version courte

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Prince Valium prenez vous la Princesse Vespa comme épouse

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Euh huh

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Prenez vous Valium pour époux Euh et bien je

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Je suppose Et bien oh je ne sais pas

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Non Elle ne veut pas Quoi

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Mais qui êtes vous bon sang Le Prince Lone Starr

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Prince Je viens juste de le découvrir

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C'est ce que ça dit Je suis un prince honnète devant Dieu

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Voulez vous l'épouser

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Et bien laissez moi réfléchir

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Oui

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J'en ai marre Je me fous de savoir qui mais je vais marier quelqu'un aujourd'hui

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Das ist er Ich weiß es Er ist zurück

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Jetzt reicht es Kein Risiko mehr Hier ist die Kurzfassung

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Prinz Valium nimmst du Prinzessin Vespa zur Frau

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Ja

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Nimmst du Valium zum Ehegatten Nun ich

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wohl oder übel Nun ich weiß nicht

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Nein Nimmt sie nicht Was

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Wer zum Teufel sind Sie Prinz Lone Starr

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Prinz Hab ich gerade erfahren

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Das steht da Ich bin ein waschechter Prinz

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Willst du mich heiraten

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Na gut ich überleg's mir

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Ja

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Ich hab die Nase voll Egal wen irgendwen verheirate ich heute noch

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彼だきっと戻ってくると思ったわ

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もういい短縮バージョンで行きます

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バリウム王子あなたはヴェスパ姫を妻にしますか

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ヴェスパ姫あなたはバリウム王子を夫にしますか

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まあそうですね

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まあよく分からない

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夫にしません

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何

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お前は誰だ

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ローンスター王子

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王子

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今知ったここに書いてある

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正真正銘の王子だ

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結婚しますか

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ちょっと考えさせて

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はい

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もういい

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誰でもいいから今日は誰かを結婚させます

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Ну все Вы мне не даете выбора Мы переходим к сокращенной версии церемонии

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Принц Валиум берешь ли ты в жены Принцессу Веспу

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Ага аа

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Берешь ли ты Принца Валиума в мужья Мм да я

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Я думаю Да но я не знаю

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Нет Не берет Что

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А ты черт возьми кто такой Принц Одинокий Звездун

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Принц Я только узнал недавно

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Это написано на медальоне Я полноценный принц

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Выйдешь ли ты за меня

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Хорошо дай мне подумать

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Да

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У меня болит голова от этого Я не знаю кто он такой но собирась все таки кого нибудь обручить

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Кто ты Я лучший друг человека Рвота

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Sé que es é Regresó Suficiente

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No correré el riesgo otra vez Haremos la versión corta

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Aceptas a la Princesa Vespa como tu esposa

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Aceptas al Príncipe Valium como tu esposo

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Pues Yo yo supongo

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Oh no sé

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No no acepta Qué

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Quién diablos eres El Príncipe Estrella Solitaria

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Príncipe Acabo de enterarme

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Es lo que dice esto Soy un príncipe de verdad

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Te casarías conmigo

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Déjame pensar Sí

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Estoy harto de esto No me importa quién sea

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pero casaré a alguien hoy

Available in 6 languages

Duration

47 seconds

Views

517

Timestamp in Movie

01:29:09

Uploaded

Mar 16, 2026

Genres

comedy, science fiction

Production

Metro-Goldwyn-Mayer,Brooksfilms

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Movie Summary

When the nefarious Dark Helmet hatches a plan to snatch Princess Vespa and steal her planet's air, space-bum-for-hire Lone Starr and his clueless sidekick fly to the rescue. Along the way, they meet Yogurt, who puts Lone Starr wise to the power of "The Schwartz." Can he master it in time to save the day?

Actors

Minister

Prince Valium

Princess Vespa

Lone Starr