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Dark Helmet:
Ah, planet Druidia. And under that air shield, ten thousand years of fresh air. We must get through that air shield!Colonel Sandurz: We will, sir. Once we kidnap the princess, we can force her father, King Roland, to give us the combination to the air shild, thereby destroying Planet Druidia and saving Planet Spaceballs.Dark Helmet: Everybody got that?Dark Helmet:Good. When will the princess be married?Colonel Sandurz:Within an hour, sir.Dark Helmet:Well I hope it's a long ceremony, 'cause it's gonne be a short honeymoon
Ah, planet Druidia. And under that air shield, ten thousand years of fresh air. We must get through that air shield!Colonel Sandurz: We will, sir. Once we kidnap the princess, we can force her father, King Roland, to give us the combination to the air shild, thereby destroying Planet Druidia and saving Planet Spaceballs.Dark Helmet: Everybody got that?Dark Helmet:Good. When will the princess be married?Colonel Sandurz:Within an hour, sir.Dark Helmet:Well I hope it's a long ceremony, 'cause it's gonne be a short honeymoon
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THERE IT IS PLANET DRUIDIA
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AND UNDERNEATH THE AIR SHIELD 10 000 YEARS OF FRESH AIR
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WE MUST GET THROUGHTHAT AIR SHIELD
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WE WILL SIR
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ONCE WE KIDNAP THE PRINCESS
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WE CAN FORCE HER FATHER KING ROLAND
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TO GIVE US THE COMBINATION TO THE AIR SHIELD
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THEREBY DESTROYING PLANET DRUIDIA
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AND SAVING PLANET SPACEBALL
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EVERYBODY GOT THAT
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GOOD WHEN WILLTHE PRINCESS BE MARRIED
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WITHIN THE HOUR SIR
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WELL I HOPEIT'S A LONG CEREMONY
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'CAUSE IT'S GONNABE A SHORT HONEYMOON
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Movie Summary
When the nefarious Dark Helmet hatches a plan to snatch Princess Vespa and steal her planet's air, space-bum-for-hire Lone Starr and his clueless sidekick fly to the rescue. Along the way, they meet Yogurt, who puts Lone Starr wise to the power of "The Schwartz." Can he master it in time to save the day?

