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WHAT THE HELL'S IN THIS THINGWHAT'S THISI SAID TAKE ONLYWHAT YOU NEED TO SURVIVEMY INDUSTRIAL STRENGTH HAIR DRYERAND I CAN'T LIVE WITHOUT ITOK PRINCESS THAT'S ITTHE FAIRY TALE IS OVERWELCOME TO REAL

How dare you, you insolent peasant? Nobody talks to me that way. Nobody!

Spaceballs • 1987

Lone Starr:
What the hell's in this thing?Lone Starr:What's this? I said take only what you need to survive.Princess Vespa:It's my industrial-strength hair dryer. AND I CAN'T LIVE WITHOUT IT!Lone Starr:Okay, Princess, that's it. The fairy tale is over. Welcome to real life! You want this hot air machine, you carry it.Princess Vespa: You pick that up.Lone Starr:*You* pick that up.Princess Vespa:How dare you, you insolent peasant? Nobody talks to me that way. Nobody!

Full Transcript

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WHAT THE HELL'S IN THIS THING

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WHAT'S THIS

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I SAID TAKE ONLYWHAT YOU NEED TO SURVIVE

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MY INDUSTRIAL STRENGTH HAIR DRYER

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AND I CAN'T LIVE WITHOUT IT

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OK PRINCESS THAT'S IT

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THE FAIRY TALE IS OVER

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WELCOME TO REAL LIFE

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YOU WANT THIS HOT AIR MACHINE YOU CARRY IT

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YOU PICK THAT UP

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YOU PICK THAT UP

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HOW DARE YOU YOU INSOLENT PEASANT

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NOBODY TALKS TO ME THAT WAY NOBODY

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Ok attend une minute Barf Pose ça

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Qu'est ce qu'il y a là dedans J'sais pas

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C'est quoi ça J'ai prenez seulement l'essentiel de survie

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C'est mon sèche cheveux aux normes industrielles

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Et je ne peux pas vivre sans

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OK Princesse c'est ça Le conte de fée est terminé

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Bienvenue dans la réalité

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Vous voulez cette machine à air chaud portez là

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Remettez ça

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Vous remettez ça

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Comment osez vous paysan insolent

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Personne ne me parle comme ça Personne

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Was zum Teufel ist da drin Keine Ahnung

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Was ist das Ich sagte nur Lebensnotwendiges

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Das ist mein Industrieföhn

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Und ohne den kann ich nicht leben

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OK Prinzessin jetzt reicht es Das ist das Ende vom Märchen

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Willkommen im richtigen Leben

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Sie wollen dieses Heißluftgerät dann tragen Sie's selbst

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Heben Sie das auf

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Heben Sie das auf

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Was fällt Ihnen ein unverschämter Bauer

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Niemand redet so mit mir Niemand

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いったい何が入ってる

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これは

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生き残るために必要な物だけだと言った

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私の業務用ヘアドライヤー

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無しじゃ生きられないわ

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お姫様もういい

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おとぎ話は終わり

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現実へようこそ

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この機械が必要なら自分で運べ

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すぐ拾って 569 5 00 34 02 872 00 34 05 000

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この平民よくも

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私にそんな口の利き方する者はいない

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Что в этом чертовом сундуке Не знаю

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Что это Я же говорил брать только то что нужно для выживания

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Это мой повседневный фен для волос

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И я не могу жить без него

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Oкей Принцесса что это История повторяется снова

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Добро пожаловать в реальность

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Если вам нужен фен тогда несите его сами

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Вы положите его обратно

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Нет вы положите его обратно

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Да как ты смеешь ты неотесанная деревенщина

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Никто не смеет мне указывать Никто

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Никто

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И что мы имеем Посмотрите на нее

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Qué diablos tiene esto No sé

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Aire Caliente

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Qué es esto Dije Lleva sólo lo que necesites para sobrevivir

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Ese es mi secador de pelo de potencia industrial

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y no puedo vivir sin él

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Bueno Princesa eso es todo Se acabó el cuento de hadas

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Bienvenida a la vida real

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Quieres esta máquina de aire caliente Llévala tú

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Levántala

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Tú levántala Cómo te atreves

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Ciudadano insolente

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Nadie me habla de esa manera Nadie Nadie

Available in 6 languages

Duration

43 seconds

Views

734

Timestamp in Movie

00:33:31

Uploaded

Mar 16, 2026

Genres

comedy, science fiction

Production

Metro-Goldwyn-Mayer,Brooksfilms

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Movie Summary

When the nefarious Dark Helmet hatches a plan to snatch Princess Vespa and steal her planet's air, space-bum-for-hire Lone Starr and his clueless sidekick fly to the rescue. Along the way, they meet Yogurt, who puts Lone Starr wise to the power of "The Schwartz." Can he master it in time to save the day?

Actors

Lone Starr

Princess Vespa