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WHY DIDN'T SOMEBODY TELL ME MY ASS WAS SO BIG
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Spaceballs

Why didn't anybody tell me my ass was this big?

President Skroob:
Why didn't anybody tell me my ass was this big?

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WHY DIDN'T SOMEBODY TELL ME MY ASS WAS SO BIG
Available in 6 languages
Duration
5 seconds
Views
7,312
Timestamp in Movie
00:15:43
Uploaded
Mar 16, 2026
Genres
comedy, science fiction
Production
Metro-Goldwyn-Mayer,Brooksfilms

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Movie Summary

When the nefarious Dark Helmet hatches a plan to snatch Princess Vespa and steal her planet's air, space-bum-for-hire Lone Starr and his clueless sidekick fly to the rescue. Along the way, they meet Yogurt, who puts Lone Starr wise to the power of "The Schwartz." Can he master it in time to save the day?

Actors

Mel Brooks
President Skroob
Mel Brooks
LOCK 1 LOCK 2 LOCK 3LOCH LOMOND - Spaceballs 00:06
LOCK 1 LOCK 2 LOCK 3LOCH LOMOND
ARE YOU ALL RIGHT, MR. - Spaceballs 00:13
ARE YOU ALL RIGHT, MR.
PRESIDENT SKROOB! - Spaceballs 00:33
PRESIDENT SKROOB!
HELLO PRESIDENT SKROOBOH UHHELLO CHARLENEI'M MARLENEHELLO MARLENEI'M CHARLENECHEW YOUR GUM - Spaceballs 00:12
HELLO PRESIDENT SKROOBOH UHHELLO CHARLENEI'M...
PRINCESS VESPA'S SPACESHIPWITHIN RANGE, SIR. - Spaceballs 00:17
PRINCESS VESPA'S SPACESHIPWITHIN RANGE, SIR.
WHAT'S GOING ONIT'S EITHERTHE 4TH OF JULYOR SOMEONE'S TRYINGTO KILL US - Spaceballs 00:07
WHAT'S GOING ONIT'S EITHERTHE 4TH OF JULYOR...
HEY, I DON'T HAVE TO PUT UP WITH THIS. - Spaceballs 00:14
HEY, I DON'T HAVE TO PUT UP WITH THIS.
CAREFUL, YOU IDIOT! - Spaceballs 00:30
CAREFUL, YOU IDIOT!
IT'S NOT THAT WE'RE AFRAID FAR FROM ITIT'S JUST THAT WE GOTTHIS THING ABOUT DEATHIT'S NOT US - Spaceballs 00:08
IT'S NOT THAT WE'RE AFRAID FAR FROM ITIT'S...
PLEASE YOU MUST YOU'RE THE ONLY ONES THAT CAN SAVE HERI'LL GIVE YOU ANYTHINGDID YOU HEAR ME ANYTHINGANYTHINGYES ANYTHINGOK WE'LL DO IT FOR A MILLIONA MILLIONWHOA YOU'RE STARTIN' TO FADE HEREWE'RE LOSIN' PICTURE YOUR HIGHNESSALL RIGHT ALL RIGHT I'LL PAY IT - Spaceballs 00:53
PLEASE YOU MUST YOU'RE THE ONLY ONES THAT CAN SAVE...
WHAT'S HAPPENING? - Spaceballs 00:12
WHAT'S HAPPENING?
LOOK, THERE'S OUR PRINCESS. - Spaceballs 00:44
LOOK, THERE'S OUR PRINCESS.
I KNOW WE NEED THE MONEY BUTLISTEN WE'RE NOT JUST DOIN' THIS FOR MONEYWE'RE DOIN' IT FOR A SHITLOAD OF MONEY - Spaceballs 00:11
I KNOW WE NEED THE MONEY BUTLISTEN WE'RE NOT JUST...
You're right - Spaceballs 00:07
You're right
OK WE SAVE HER BUT HOW THE MINUTE WE MOVE IN THERETHEY'RE GONNA SPOT USON THEIR RADARUH UH UH HUHUH UH UH HUHUH UH NOT IF WE JAM ITUH HUH YOU'RE RIGHTDOWN SCOPEDOWN SCOPERADAR ABOUT TO BE JAMMED - Spaceballs 00:25
OK WE SAVE HER BUT HOW THE MINUTE WE MOVE IN...
RADAR ABOUT TO BE JAMMED. - Spaceballs 00:07
RADAR ABOUT TO BE JAMMED.
HUH. SIR. WHAT IS IT? CAN I TALK TO YOU FOR A MINUTE, PLEASE, SIR? - Spaceballs 00:11
HUH. SIR. WHAT IS IT? CAN I TALK TO YOU FOR A MINUTE,...
SIRWHAT IS ITCAN I TALK TO YOU FOR A MINUTE PLEASE SIRWELLI'M HAVING TROUBLE WITH THE RADAR SIRYOU DON'T NEED THAT PRIVATE WE'RE RIGHT HERE WHAT IS ITI'M HAVING TROUBLE WITH THE RADAR SIRNOW WHAT IS IT - Spaceballs 00:19
SIRWHAT IS ITCAN I TALK TO YOU FOR A MINUTE PLEASE...
WELL? I'M HAVING TROUBLE WITH THE RADAR, SIR. YOU DON'T NEED THAT, PRIVATE.WE'RE RIGHT HERE. WHAT IS IT? I'M HAVING TROUBLE WITH THE RADAR, SIR. NOW WHAT IS IT? I'M HAVING TROUBLEWITH THE RADAR, SIR. WHAT'S WRONG WITH IT? I'VE LOST THE BLEEPS,THE SWEEPS, - Spaceballs 00:18
WELL? I'M HAVING TROUBLE WITH THE RADAR, SIR. YOU...
NOW WHAT IS ITI'M HAVING TROUBLEWITH THE RADAR SIRWHAT'S WRONG WITH ITI'VE LOST THE BLEEPS THE SWEEPS AND THE CREEPSTHE WHAT THE WHATAND THE WHAT YOU KNOW THE BLEEPSTHE SWEEPSAND THE CREEPSTHAT'S NOT ALL HE'S LOST - Spaceballs 00:23
NOW WHAT IS ITI'M HAVING TROUBLEWITH THE RADAR...