Max won't live that long! Max needs thermal curtain failure. Max and Jinx -- friends...

NASA Computer:
Hello, Jinx. How can NASA help you? Jinx:
Put Max in space. NASA Computer:
There is no Max listed in astronaut program. Jinx:
[inserts data into computer]
There is now! NASA Computer:
Launch possibilities. Jinx:
What are possibilities of launching Max into space? NASA Computer:
There is no possibility at this time. Jinx:
This is not going to be easy. [later, after Jinx learns that Max and his friends will be onboard a space shuttle for an engine test] Jinx:
Max on shuttle during engine test. How do we change engine test into lift-off? NASA Computer:
Worst case scenario -- Thermal curtain failure. Jinx:
Define Thermal curtain failure. NASA Computer:
Failure of heat shield during engine test. Only one booster will ignite. Result -- forced launch. Jinx:
Why launch? NASA Computer:
If you do not light the second booster at launch, the shuttle will lift off and crash. Jinx:
That is unacceptable. NASA Computer:
To avoid worst case scenario, second booster must be ignited. Result -- perfect launch. Jinx:
Thermal curtain failure possibilities? NASA Computer:
One Thermal curtain failure every 4.9 million years. Jinx:
Max won't live that long! Max needs Thermal curtain failure. Max and Jinx -- friends forever