"Pitch Perfect" quotes

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Beca, a freshman at Barden University, is cajoled into joining The Bellas, her school's all-girls singing group. Injecting some much needed energy into their repertoire, The Bellas take on their male rivals in a campus competition.

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Genre: comedy, music, romance
Year: 2012
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162 Clips

Shalom - Pitch Perfect 00:25
Shalom
I have nodes - Pitch Perfect 00:03
I have nodes
I will stop at nothing to take those ding a lings down - Pitch Perfect 00:05
I will stop at nothing to take those ding a lings down
No Dad I don't actually care L just wanted to say stepmonster - Pitch Perfect 00:05
No Dad I don't actually care L just wanted to say...
My goodness gracious Will you look at this - Pitch Perfect 00:13
My goodness gracious Will you look at this
Listen up a ca ballers - Pitch Perfect 00:04
Listen up a ca ballers
Yeah well I shut everybody out Don't take it personally - Pitch Perfect 00:06
Yeah well I shut everybody out Don't take it personally
All right I'm gonna go get a drink This ginger needs her jiggle juice - Pitch Perfect 00:09
All right I'm gonna go get a drink This ginger needs her...
A ca huddle now - Pitch Perfect 00:03
A ca huddle now
What are you turd burgers talking about - Pitch Perfect 00:06
What are you turd burgers talking about
Women are about as good at a cappella as they are at being doctors - Pitch Perfect 00:05
Women are about as good at a cappella as they are at being...
Chloe your voice didn't sound Aguilerian at all - Pitch Perfect 00:06
Chloe your voice didn't sound Aguilerian at all
John a change of pace could not come soon enough here for the Barden Bellas - Pitch Perfect 00:13
John a change of pace could not come soon enough here for...
I'm just gonna pump and dump - Pitch Perfect 00:04
I'm just gonna pump and dump
This does not look like the fresh faced nubile Bellas that we have come to know - Pitch Perfect 00:20
This does not look like the fresh faced nubile Bellas that...
Listen up a ca ballers - Pitch Perfect 00:29
Listen up a ca ballers
The audience love the Trebles they tolerate us - Pitch Perfect 00:10
The audience love the Trebles they tolerate us
The white girl is back - Pitch Perfect 00:04
The white girl is back
I won't disappoint you - Pitch Perfect 00:07
I won't disappoint you
Yeah Yeah ladies Gather around Ready for a show - Pitch Perfect 00:19
Yeah Yeah ladies Gather around Ready for a show
Tell me what does Judd Nelson eat for breakfast - Pitch Perfect 00:13
Tell me what does Judd Nelson eat for breakfast
Told you Endings are the best part - Pitch Perfect 00:06
Told you Endings are the best part
Is it me or did we just take a left turn into Snoozeville - Pitch Perfect 00:08
Is it me or did we just take a left turn into Snoozeville
I know you have a toner for Jesse - Pitch Perfect 00:14
I know you have a toner for Jesse
Fat Amy Yes sir - Pitch Perfect 00:04
Fat Amy Yes sir
Okay so what do you wanna watch first - Pitch Perfect 00:10
Okay so what do you wanna watch first
The smell of your weird is actually affecting my vocal cords - Pitch Perfect 00:08
The smell of your weird is actually affecting my vocal cords
We shall begin by drinking the blood of the sisters that came before you - Pitch Perfect 00:11
We shall begin by drinking the blood of the sisters that...
And do you guys wanna see a dead body - Pitch Perfect 00:04
And do you guys wanna see a dead body
I've wrestled crocodiles and dingoes simultaneously - Pitch Perfect 00:05
I've wrestled crocodiles and dingoes simultaneously
Shalom - Pitch Perfect 00:08
Shalom
A cappella out of sock puppets Genius - Pitch Perfect 00:05
A cappella out of sock puppets Genius
So are you interested - Pitch Perfect 00:21
So are you interested
The Treblemakers - Pitch Perfect 00:14
The Treblemakers
I can sing but I'm also good at modern dance - Pitch Perfect 00:17
I can sing but I'm also good at modern dance
What up Shawshank - Pitch Perfect 00:08
What up Shawshank
The kraken has been unleashed Feel the Fat Amy force - Pitch Perfect 00:05
The kraken has been unleashed Feel the Fat Amy force
Well well well look who's in treble - Pitch Perfect 00:10
Well well well look who's in treble
You are probably the grossest human being I've ever seen - Pitch Perfect 00:09
You are probably the grossest human being I've ever seen
I can see your toner through those jeans - Pitch Perfect 00:06
I can see your toner through those jeans
Hello My name is Lilly Onakuramara I was born with gills like a fish - Pitch Perfect 00:06
Hello My name is Lilly Onakuramara I was born with gills...
So what's your deal - Pitch Perfect 00:14
So what's your deal
The Barden Bellas went deep into the archive for that song John - Pitch Perfect 00:13
The Barden Bellas went deep into the archive for that song...
You must be Kimmy Jin I'm Beca - Pitch Perfect 00:14
You must be Kimmy Jin I'm Beca
Whoo That little peanut can sing - Pitch Perfect 00:12
Whoo That little peanut can sing
Hi any interest in joining our a cappella group - Pitch Perfect 00:14
Hi any interest in joining our a cappella group
Crushed it - Pitch Perfect 00:03
Crushed it
Seriously you girls are awesome ly horrible - Pitch Perfect 00:10
Seriously you girls are awesome ly horrible
Whenever you're ready dude - Pitch Perfect 00:11
Whenever you're ready dude
My God You have to audition for the Bellas - Pitch Perfect 00:14
My God You have to audition for the Bellas
As you can see Kori is not here - Pitch Perfect 00:12
As you can see Kori is not here
Give me the sharp weapon I wanna put it up his butt - Pitch Perfect 00:04
Give me the sharp weapon I wanna put it up his butt
I ate my twin in the womb - Pitch Perfect 00:04
I ate my twin in the womb
Hands in a ca bitches Okay - Pitch Perfect 00:04
Hands in a ca bitches Okay
You must really sweep your girlfriend off her feet - Pitch Perfect 00:09
You must really sweep your girlfriend off her feet
What the hell - Pitch Perfect 00:29
What the hell
Taking names taking numbers Join our righteous frat - Pitch Perfect 00:12
Taking names taking numbers Join our righteous frat
I'm gonna kill him I swear I'm gonna finish him like a cheesecake - Pitch Perfect 00:06
I'm gonna kill him I swear I'm gonna finish him like a...
Nothing makes a woman feel more like a girl than a man who sings like a boy - Pitch Perfect 00:06
Nothing makes a woman feel more like a girl than a man who...
I think I have something that can help us out - Pitch Perfect 00:07
I think I have something that can help us out
Well at least it's not herpes - Pitch Perfect 00:08
Well at least it's not herpes
Isn't that painful Why would you keep performing - Pitch Perfect 00:11
Isn't that painful Why would you keep performing
Look just so you know I'm not a total nerd - Pitch Perfect 00:15
Look just so you know I'm not a total nerd
Hey Hilary Swank from Million Dollar Baby - Pitch Perfect 00:12
Hey Hilary Swank from Million Dollar Baby
I should have taken that cardio tip more seriously - Pitch Perfect 00:07
I should have taken that cardio tip more seriously
No You're one of those a cappella girls - Pitch Perfect 00:12
No You're one of those a cappella girls
Even though some of you are pretty thin I think that you all have fat hearts - Pitch Perfect 00:09
Even though some of you are pretty thin I think that you all...
Stacie the Trebles don't respect us - Pitch Perfect 00:11
Stacie the Trebles don't respect us
So I have a feeling that we should kiss - Pitch Perfect 00:16
So I have a feeling that we should kiss
But you guys are gonna get pitch slapped so hard - Pitch Perfect 00:07
But you guys are gonna get pitch slapped so hard
I set fires to feel joy - Pitch Perfect 00:07
I set fires to feel joy
You will get there - Pitch Perfect 00:44
You will get there
But keep trying - Pitch Perfect 00:59
But keep trying
I don't actually care - Pitch Perfect 00:20
I don't actually care
Oh my goodness gracious - Pitch Perfect 00:33
Oh my goodness gracious
Make good choices - Pitch Perfect 00:21
Make good choices
I shut everybody out - Pitch Perfect 00:21
I shut everybody out
Ladies and gentlemen - Pitch Perfect 00:17
Ladies and gentlemen
The side effects of medical marijuana - Pitch Perfect 00:21
The side effects of medical marijuana
I'll give you both my number - Pitch Perfect 00:16
I'll give you both my number
What are you turd burgers talking about - Pitch Perfect 00:24
What are you turd burgers talking about
Women are about as good at a cappella as they are at being doctors - Pitch Perfect 00:14
Women are about as good at a cappella as they are at being...
I'm vertical running - Pitch Perfect 00:14
I'm vertical running
Your voice didn't sound Aguilerian at all - Pitch Perfect 00:18
Your voice didn't sound Aguilerian at all
A change of pace could not come soon enough here for the Barden Bellas - Pitch Perfect 00:25
A change of pace could not come soon enough here for the...
But I am my father's daughter - Pitch Perfect 00:29
But I am my father's daughter
I'm just gonna pump and dump - Pitch Perfect 00:13
I'm just gonna pump and dump
This does not look like the fresh faced nubile Bellas that we have come to know - Pitch Perfect 00:52
This does not look like the fresh faced nubile Bellas that...
I have been rejected by the Army - Pitch Perfect 00:38
I have been rejected by the Army
A great white shark - Pitch Perfect 00:33
A great white shark
The audience loves the Trebles - Pitch Perfect 00:39
The audience loves the Trebles
The white girl is back - Pitch Perfect 00:11
The white girl is back
Ready for a show - Pitch Perfect 00:21
Ready for a show
What does Judd Nelson eat for breakfast - Pitch Perfect 00:34
What does Judd Nelson eat for breakfast
I have a lot of sex - Pitch Perfect 00:26
I have a lot of sex
And your official BU rape whistle - Pitch Perfect 00:12
And your official BU rape whistle
Endings are the best part - Pitch Perfect 00:08
Endings are the best part
I know you have a toner for Jesse - Pitch Perfect 00:38
I know you have a toner for Jesse
Or did we just take a left turn into snooze ville - Pitch Perfect 00:31
Or did we just take a left turn into snooze ville
I think I'm good - Pitch Perfect 00:29
I think I'm good
This ginger needs her jiggle juice - Pitch Perfect 00:17
This ginger needs her jiggle juice
So what do you want to watch first - Pitch Perfect 00:35
So what do you want to watch first
We shall begin by drinking the blood of the sisters that came before you - Pitch Perfect 00:27
We shall begin by drinking the blood of the sisters that...
So I'm gonna need you to scoot - Pitch Perfect 00:27
So I'm gonna need you to scoot
This time I'm not gonna choke it down - Pitch Perfect 00:21
This time I'm not gonna choke it down
I've wrestled crocodiles and dingoes simultaneously - Pitch Perfect 00:20
I've wrestled crocodiles and dingoes simultaneously
That's not a real word but keep trying - Pitch Perfect 00:19
That's not a real word but keep trying
A cappella with sock puppets - Pitch Perfect 00:15
A cappella with sock puppets
The Treblemakers - Pitch Perfect 00:27
The Treblemakers
But I'm also good at modern dance - Pitch Perfect 00:37
But I'm also good at modern dance
The kraken has been unleashed - Pitch Perfect 00:21
The kraken has been unleashed
I can see your toner through those jeans - Pitch Perfect 00:19
I can see your toner through those jeans
Look who's in Treble - Pitch Perfect 00:12
Look who's in Treble
You are probably the grossest human being I have ever met - Pitch Perfect 00:26
You are probably the grossest human being I have ever met
The bad boys of a cappella have just gotten badder - Pitch Perfect 00:13
The bad boys of a cappella have just gotten badder
My name is Lily Onakurarama - Pitch Perfect 00:22
My name is Lily Onakurarama
What's your deal - Pitch Perfect 00:16
What's your deal
Could you please get your head out of your ass - Pitch Perfect 00:14
Could you please get your head out of your ass
It fuels my hate fire - Pitch Perfect 00:10
It fuels my hate fire
The Barden Bellas went deep into the archive for that song - Pitch Perfect 00:46
The Barden Bellas went deep into the archive for that song
You must be Kimmy Jin - Pitch Perfect 00:24
You must be Kimmy Jin
I think we have just seen some a cappella history being made - Pitch Perfect 00:52
I think we have just seen some a cappella history being made
That little peanut can sing - Pitch Perfect 00:35
That little peanut can sing
Any interest in joining our a cappella group - Pitch Perfect 00:33
Any interest in joining our a cappella group
My name is Cynthia Rose - Pitch Perfect 00:13
My name is Cynthia Rose
You have to audition for the Bellas - Pitch Perfect 00:45
You have to audition for the Bellas
Kori is not here - Pitch Perfect 00:36
Kori is not here
And I solemnly promise to never have sexual relations with a Treblemaker - Pitch Perfect 00:34
And I solemnly promise to never have sexual relations with a...
If a group likes you - Pitch Perfect 01:37
If a group likes you
Give me the sharp weapon - Pitch Perfect 00:19
Give me the sharp weapon
I ate my twin in the womb - Pitch Perfect 00:13
I ate my twin in the womb
You must really sweep your girlfriend off her feet - Pitch Perfect 00:32
You must really sweep your girlfriend off her feet
We will practice - Pitch Perfect 00:25
We will practice
It's pretty cool - Pitch Perfect 00:39
It's pretty cool
Join our righteous frat - Pitch Perfect 00:36
Join our righteous frat
I'm gonna kill him - Pitch Perfect 00:08
I'm gonna kill him
Because I have Nodes - Pitch Perfect 00:06
Because I have Nodes
I think I have something that could help us - Pitch Perfect 00:12
I think I have something that could help us
Isn't that painful - Pitch Perfect 00:39
Isn't that painful
I should have taken that cardio tip more seriously - Pitch Perfect 00:28
I should have taken that cardio tip more seriously
Just so you know - Pitch Perfect 00:33
Just so you know
Hey Hilary Swank from Million Dollar Baby - Pitch Perfect 00:43
Hey Hilary Swank from Million Dollar Baby
You're one of the a cappella girls - Pitch Perfect 00:56
You're one of the a cappella girls
Even though some of you are pretty thin - Pitch Perfect 00:28
Even though some of you are pretty thin
What are you doing - Pitch Perfect 00:09
What are you doing
I have a feeling we should kiss - Pitch Perfect 00:39
I have a feeling we should kiss
I set fires to feel joy - Pitch Perfect 00:09
I set fires to feel joy
This is hard for me to admit to you guys - Pitch Perfect 00:50
This is hard for me to admit to you guys
What's your name - Pitch Perfect 00:29
What's your name
I'm willing to sign breasts - Pitch Perfect 00:13
I'm willing to sign breasts
I won't disappoint you - Pitch Perfect 00:26
I won't disappoint you
I will stop at nothing to take those ding a lings down - Pitch Perfect 00:18
I will stop at nothing to take those ding a lings down
You're so right - Pitch Perfect 00:41
You're so right
Did you get yourself a bitch - Pitch Perfect 00:24
Did you get yourself a bitch
At least it's not herpes - Pitch Perfect 00:18
At least it's not herpes
Are you interested - Pitch Perfect 00:51
Are you interested
You guys are gonna get pitch slapped so hard - Pitch Perfect 00:23
You guys are gonna get pitch slapped so hard
You girls are awesome - Pitch Perfect 00:19
You girls are awesome
Why do you have Bumper's number - Pitch Perfect 00:24
Why do you have Bumper's number
Whenever you're ready - Pitch Perfect 00:19
Whenever you're ready
The Trebles don't respect us - Pitch Perfect 00:35
The Trebles don't respect us
Nothing makes a woman feel more like a girl than a man who sings like a boy - Pitch Perfect 00:22
Nothing makes a woman feel more like a girl than a man who...

Cast

Beca - Anna Kendrick
Jesse - Skylar Astin
Benji - Ben Platt
Chloe - Brittany Snow
Aubrey - Anna Camp
Fat Amy - Rebel Wilson
Stacie - Alexis Knapp
Cynthia Rose - Ester Dean
Lilly - Hana Mae Lee
Jessica - Kelley Jakle
Denise - Wanetah Walmsley
Ashley - Shelley Regner
Mary Elise - Caroline Fourmy
Kori - Nicole Lovince
Bumper - Adam Devine
Donald - Utkarsh Ambudkar
Unicycle - Michael Viruet
Kolio - David Del Rio
Gail - Elizabeth Banks
John - John Michael Higgins
Dr. Mitchell - John Benjamin Hickey
Luke - Freddie Stroma
Kimmy Jin - Jinhee Joung
Justin - Jacob Wysocki
Timothy - Jawan Harris
Football Player - ATO - Richard Kohnke
Frat Boy - ATO - Scott Shilstone
Howie - ATO - Brock Kelly
Emcee at Regionals - Drew Battles
UMass Greeter - Katrina Despain
Tom (as Cameron Stewart) - Cameron Deane Stewart
Alice - Kether Donohue
Barb (as Karen Gonzales) - Karen Gonzalez
RIAC Representative #1 - Lauren Gros
RIAC Representative #2 (as Alex Biglane) - Alexander Biglane
Jewish Student - Michael Alexander
High Note #1 - Tyler Forrest
Clef #1 - Joe Lo Truglio
Clef #2 - Har Mar Superstar
Clef #3 - Jason Jones
Clef #4 - Donald Faison
Emcee - Opening - Jabari Thomas
Emcee at Semi-Finals - Judd Lormand
Tommy - Christopher Mintz-Plasse
Treble #1 - Steven Bailey
Treble #2 - Michael Anaya
Treble #3 - Gregory Gorenc
Treble #4 - Brian Silver
Treble #5 - Wes Lagarde
Opening Treble #1 - Jonathan Brannan
Opening Treble #2 - Donald Watkins
High Note #2 - Jessica Jain
High Note #7 - Nate Howard
BU Harmonics #1 - Ben Haist
BU Harmonics #2 - Rose Davis
BU Harmonics #4 (as Emilia Graves) - Emma Graves
BU Harmonics #5 - Emily Rodriguez
BU Harmonics #6 - Sawyer McLeod
BU Harmonics #7 (as Chase Cooksey) - Chase Anthony Cooksey
BU Harmonics #8 - Adam Gilbert
Opening Bellas #1 - Megan Dupre
Opening Bellas #2 - Brittney Alger
Opening Bella #3 - Monika Guiberteau
Opening Bellas #4 - Jessica Poumaroux
Opening Bellas #5 - Jackie Tuttle
Opening Bellas #6 - Elizabeth Chance
Opening Bellas #7 - Margo Melancon
Opening Bellas #8 - Brooke Fontenot
Opening Bellas #9 / Footnote #5 (as CJ Perry) - C.J. Perry
Sockapella #1 - Maya Estephanos
Sockapella #2 - Brian Mason
Sockapella #3 - Xavier Joe Wilcher
Sockapella #4 - Julia Friedman
Sockapella #5 - Esther Long
Sockapella #6 (as Aakomon H. Jones) - Aakomon Jones
Footnote #2 - Sora Connor
Footnote #3 - Elise Wilson
Footnote #4 - Sean Bankhead
Footnote #6 - Matthew Laraway
Footnote #7 - Madison Benson
Footnote #8 - Kenneth Tipton
Footnote #9 - Jeremy Strong
Footnote #10 - Dylan Cheek
Footnote #11 - Naeemah McCowan
Footnote #12 - Allison Sahonic
Footnote #13 - Codie L. Wiggins
Hullabahoo #1 - Kelly Snow
Hullabahoo #2 - Nathan Swedberg
Hullabahoo #3 (as Matthew Savarese) - Matt Sav
Hullabahoo #4 - Sanford Williams
Hullabahoo #5 - Charles Miller
Hullabahoo #6 - Brandon Borror-Chappell
Hullabahoo #7 - Sean McDonald
Hullabahoo #8 (as Nicholas Cafero) - Nick Cafero
Hullabahoo #9 - Alexander Fabian
Hullabahoo #10 - Paul Ruess
Hullabahoo #11 - Andrew O'Shanick
Hullabahoo #12 - Samuel Brennan
Hullabahoo #13 (as Thaddeus Potter) - Thaddeus John Potter
Hullabahoo #14 - Jacob Mainwaring
Hullabahoo #15 - Alexander Sneider
Hullabahoo #16 - William Laverack
Rapper #1 (as Renaldo McClinton 'Reno Nevada') - Renaldo McClinton
ND Auditioner #1 - Richard Coleman
ND Auditioner #2 - Margaret Osburn
ND Auditioner #3 - Dan Iwrey
ND Auditioner #4 - Ali Bloomston
ND Auditioner #5 - Shawn Barry
ND Auditioner #6 - Alexandra Weinroth
ND Auditioner #7 (as Ciera Dawn Washington) - Ciera Dawn
ND Auditioner #9 - Felipe Fuentes
Beatboxer (as Glen Aucoin) - Glenn Aucoin
Male Voice #1 - Deke Sharon
Male Voice #2 - Ed Boyer
Male Voice #3 - Brandon Kitchel
Male Voice #4 - Jasper Randall
Male Voice #5 - Drew Seeley
Male Voice #6 - Jeff Lewis
Female Voice #1 - Laura Dickinson
Female Voice #2 (as Candice Helfand) - Candice Leigh Helfand
Female Voice #3 - Windy Wagner
Female Voice #4 - Jessica Rotter
Female Voice #5 - Kari Kimmel
Female Voice #6 - Kala Balch
Female Voice #7 - Emily Benford
Officer Espinoza - John L. Armijo
Panhellenic Council - Andrew Breland
Self - Christine Brillon
Do No Harmony - Jacob Coco
Audience Member - Jordon Michael Corbin
BU Harmonic #4 - Emma Graves
Minstrel Cycle #2 - Genna Guidry
Audition Member - Emily D. Haley
Concert Goer - Gene Kevin Hames Jr.
Glissando #2 - Eric Hennig
Nerd - Ivan Hoey Jr.
Lone Arranger #1 - Madison Holcomb
Audience member - Jacquelyn Twodat Jackson
Bumper's Girl in Audience - Meredith Jackson
Audience Member - Shane Jordan
Glissando Girl 1 - Jaci LeJeune
Auditioner - Katie Lemelin
Minstrel Cycle #1 - Brie Lybrand
Frat Boy 1 - Austin Naulty
Audience Member - Jeffery Nowell
Glissando Girl - Erinn Elizabeth O'Sullivan
Audience Member - Jay Oliver
Young Dad - Gustavo I. Ortiz
Fat Amy's Pool Guy - Michael L. Parker
BU Harmonics #3 - Chiara Pittman
Frat Guy - Andrew Plaisance
Liz Lan's Friend - Catherine Kim Poon
Buzz Note - Breon Pugh
Beautiful Male - Phillip Rao
Judge - Johnny Santiago
Audience Member - Terry Lee Smith
High Note #6 - Jordan Sudduth
Harmonious Head - Caleb Wade
Trebel Fan - Jaime Wallace
Championship Supporter - Glen Warner
Party Goer - David Michael Warren
Buzz Note Senior Captain #1 - Samantha Warren
Glissando Captain #1 - Georgia Williams
Judge - Timothy Wyant