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Beca, a freshman at Barden University, is cajoled into joining The Bellas, her school's all-girls singing group. Injecting some much needed energy into their repertoire, The Bellas take on their male rivals in a campus competition.

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Year: 2012
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Ladies and gentlemen - Pitch Perfect 00:17 Ladies and gentlemen I set fires to feel joy - Pitch Perfect 00:07 I set fires to feel joy But you guys are gonna get pitch slapped so hard - Pitch Perfect 00:07 But you guys are gonna get pitch slapped so hard So I have a feeling that we should kiss - Pitch Perfect 00:16 So I have a feeling that we should kiss Stacie the Trebles don't respect us - Pitch Perfect 00:11 Stacie the Trebles don't respect us Even though some of you are pretty thin I think that you all have fat hearts - Pitch Perfect 00:09 Even though some of you are pretty thin I think that you all... No You're one of those a cappella girls - Pitch Perfect 00:12 No You're one of those a cappella girls I should have taken that cardio tip more seriously - Pitch Perfect 00:07 I should have taken that cardio tip more seriously Hey Hilary Swank from Million Dollar Baby - Pitch Perfect 00:12 Hey Hilary Swank from Million Dollar Baby Look just so you know I'm not a total nerd - Pitch Perfect 00:15 Look just so you know I'm not a total nerd Isn't that painful Why would you keep performing - Pitch Perfect 00:11 Isn't that painful Why would you keep performing Well at least it's not herpes - Pitch Perfect 00:08 Well at least it's not herpes I think I have something that can help us out - Pitch Perfect 00:07 I think I have something that can help us out Nothing makes a woman feel more like a girl than a man who sings like a boy - Pitch Perfect 00:06 Nothing makes a woman feel more like a girl than a man who... I'm gonna kill him I swear I'm gonna finish him like a cheesecake - Pitch Perfect 00:06 I'm gonna kill him I swear I'm gonna finish him... Taking names taking numbers Join our righteous frat - Pitch Perfect 00:12 Taking names taking numbers Join our righteous frat What the hell - Pitch Perfect 00:29 What the hell You must really sweep your girlfriend off her feet - Pitch Perfect 00:09 You must really sweep your girlfriend off her feet I ate my twin in the womb - Pitch Perfect 00:04 I ate my twin in the womb Give me the sharp weapon I wanna put it up his butt - Pitch Perfect 00:04 Give me the sharp weapon I wanna put it up his butt As you can see Kori is not here - Pitch Perfect 00:12 As you can see Kori is not here My God You have to audition for the Bellas - Pitch Perfect 00:14 My God You have to audition for the Bellas Whenever you're ready dude - Pitch Perfect 00:11 Whenever you're ready dude Seriously you girls are awesome ly horrible - Pitch Perfect 00:10 Seriously you girls are awesome ly horrible Hi any interest in joining our a cappella group - Pitch Perfect 00:14 Hi any interest in joining our a cappella group Whoo That little peanut can sing - Pitch Perfect 00:12 Whoo That little peanut can sing You must be Kimmy Jin I'm Beca - Pitch Perfect 00:14 You must be Kimmy Jin I'm Beca The Barden Bellas went deep into the archive for that song John - Pitch Perfect 00:13 The Barden Bellas went deep into the archive for that song... So what's your deal - Pitch Perfect 00:14 So what's your deal Hello My name is Lilly Onakuramara I was born with gills like a fish - Pitch Perfect 00:06 Hello My name is Lilly Onakuramara I was born with gills... I can see your toner through those jeans - Pitch Perfect 00:06 I can see your toner through those jeans You are probably the grossest human being I've ever seen - Pitch Perfect 00:09 You are probably the grossest human being I've ever... Well well well look who's in treble - Pitch Perfect 00:10 Well well well look who's in treble The kraken has been unleashed Feel the Fat Amy force - Pitch Perfect 00:05 The kraken has been unleashed Feel the Fat Amy force What up Shawshank - Pitch Perfect 00:08 What up Shawshank I can sing but I'm also good at modern dance - Pitch Perfect 00:17 I can sing but I'm also good at modern dance The Treblemakers - Pitch Perfect 00:14 The Treblemakers So are you interested - Pitch Perfect 00:21 So are you interested A cappella out of sock puppets Genius - Pitch Perfect 00:05 A cappella out of sock puppets Genius Shalom - Pitch Perfect 00:08 Shalom I've wrestled crocodiles and dingoes simultaneously - Pitch Perfect 00:05 I've wrestled crocodiles and dingoes simultaneously We shall begin by drinking the blood of the sisters that came before you - Pitch Perfect 00:11 We shall begin by drinking the blood of the sisters that... The smell of your weird is actually affecting my vocal cords - Pitch Perfect 00:08 The smell of your weird is actually affecting my vocal cords Okay so what do you wanna watch first - Pitch Perfect 00:10 Okay so what do you wanna watch first I know you have a toner for Jesse - Pitch Perfect 00:14 I know you have a toner for Jesse Is it me or did we just take a left turn into Snoozeville - Pitch Perfect 00:08 Is it me or did we just take a left turn into Snoozeville Told you Endings are the best part - Pitch Perfect 00:06 Told you Endings are the best part Tell me what does Judd Nelson eat for breakfast - Pitch Perfect 00:13 Tell me what does Judd Nelson eat for breakfast Yeah Yeah ladies Gather around Ready for a show - Pitch Perfect 00:19 Yeah Yeah ladies Gather around Ready for a show I won't disappoint you - Pitch Perfect 00:07 I won't disappoint you The white girl is back - Pitch Perfect 00:04 The white girl is back The audience love the Trebles they tolerate us - Pitch Perfect 00:10 The audience love the Trebles they tolerate us Listen up a ca ballers - Pitch Perfect 00:29 Listen up a ca ballers This does not look like the fresh faced nubile Bellas that we have come to know - Pitch Perfect 00:20 This does not look like the fresh faced nubile Bellas that... I'm just gonna pump and dump - Pitch Perfect 00:04 I'm just gonna pump and dump John a change of pace could not come soon enough here for the Barden Bellas - Pitch Perfect 00:13 John a change of pace could not come soon enough here for... Chloe your voice didn't sound Aguilerian at all - Pitch Perfect 00:06 Chloe your voice didn't sound Aguilerian at all Women are about as good at a cappella as they are at being doctors - Pitch Perfect 00:05 Women are about as good at a cappella as they are at being... What are you turd burgers talking about - Pitch Perfect 00:06 What are you turd burgers talking about All right I'm gonna go get a drink This ginger needs her jiggle juice - Pitch Perfect 00:09 All right I'm gonna go get a drink This ginger needs... Yeah well I shut everybody out Don't take it personally - Pitch Perfect 00:06 Yeah well I shut everybody out Don't take it personally My goodness gracious Will you look at this - Pitch Perfect 00:13 My goodness gracious Will you look at this No Dad I don't actually care L just wanted to say stepmonster - Pitch Perfect 00:05 No Dad I don't actually care L just wanted to say... I will stop at nothing to take those ding a lings down - Pitch Perfect 00:05 I will stop at nothing to take those ding a lings down Shalom - Pitch Perfect 00:25 Shalom What's your name - Pitch Perfect 00:11 What's your name This is hard for me to admit to you guys - Pitch Perfect 00:20 This is hard for me to admit to you guys What are you doing - Pitch Perfect 00:05 What are you doing Because I have Nodes - Pitch Perfect 00:04 Because I have Nodes We will practice - Pitch Perfect 00:07 We will practice Hands in a ca bitches Okay - Pitch Perfect 00:04 Hands in a ca bitches Okay If a group likes you - Pitch Perfect 00:46 If a group likes you And I solemnly promise to never have sexual relations with a Treblemaker - Pitch Perfect 00:09 And I solemnly promise to never have sexual relations with a... Crushed it - Pitch Perfect 00:03 Crushed it I think we have just seen some a cappella history being made - Pitch Perfect 00:16 I think we have just seen some a cappella history being made It fuels my hate fire - Pitch Perfect 00:06 It fuels my hate fire Why do you have Bumper's number - Pitch Perfect 00:08 Why do you have Bumper's number Could you please get your head out of your ass - Pitch Perfect 00:10 Could you please get your head out of your ass Cut off - Pitch Perfect 00:03 Cut off The bad boys of a cappella have just gotten badder - Pitch Perfect 00:11 The bad boys of a cappella have just gotten badder I'm willing to sign breasts - Pitch Perfect 00:05 I'm willing to sign breasts And do you guys wanna see a dead body - Pitch Perfect 00:04 And do you guys wanna see a dead body This time I'm not gonna choke it down - Pitch Perfect 00:06 This time I'm not gonna choke it down Fat Amy Yes sir - Pitch Perfect 00:04 Fat Amy Yes sir This ginger needs her jiggle juice - Pitch Perfect 00:05 This ginger needs her jiggle juice I think I'm good - Pitch Perfect 00:13 I think I'm good And your official BU rape whistle - Pitch Perfect 00:11 And your official BU rape whistle I have a lot of sex - Pitch Perfect 00:07 I have a lot of sex A great white shark - Pitch Perfect 00:07 A great white shark

Cast

Jesse - Skylar Astin
Benji - Ben Platt
Aubrey - Anna Camp