I'll rewrite it

Sporty:
[after falling into the bus]
Victoria! Posh:
Sorry! Graydon:
[Describing the events as they are happening]
Now they're coming up on the tower bridge. Voice of Bridge Keeper:
Attention, please. Your Attention, please. The bridge will shortly be lifted. Graydon:
The road is rising right in front of them to let a boat through! Posh:
The bridge is going up! Graydon:
They can't believe it! Scary Spice:
Oh, my god! I don't believe it! Graydon:
Are they crazy enough to try and jump the gap? [Sporty, Baby, Ginger, and Scary put on their "game faces"] Posh:
Hold onto your knickers, girls! Graydon:
Hey, baby! These are the Spice Girls, of course they're gonna go for it! Up it goes. A five ton London bus sailing through the air at seventy miles an hour! It's incredible! Martin Barnfield:
It's expensive! [the Spice Bus easily jumps the gap] Martin Barnfield:
Um... not necessarily. Graydon:
But then, just when you think they're safe, they discover the bomb. Martin Barnfield:
What bomb? Baby:
[Opens up a secret door, looks at the bomb, and screams] Graydon:
That bomb. Scary Spice, Ginger Spice, Sporty, Baby, Posh:
[All scream] Martin Barnfield:
Why? Graydon:
Those are the rules. Martin Barnfield:
My god, I've had enough of the rules! [Attempts to choke Graydon, but Clifford holds him back] Martin Barnfield:
What are you trying to do, kill them? No more! They've suffered enough! Please! Graydon:
All right! All right! They... they run up the steps to the Albert Hall, zoom past the guards, hurdle down the corridor, and they burst through that door right there. [Points to the door] Clifford:
[Watches the door, expecting to see the Spice Girls run in. When they don't, he attemspt to choke Graydon. Martin tries to hold him back]
You lied to me! Martin Barnfield:
Hey! Hey! Hey, now! Hey! Hey! That's enough of that! Clifford:
Where are they? Graydon:
[Still choking]
I'll rewrite it