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Spider Man 2

Get your pretty little portfolio off my desk before I go into a diabetic coma!

J. Jonah Jameson:
Get your pretty little portfolio off my desk before I go into a diabetic coma!

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Now get your pretty little portfolio off my desk before I go into a diabetic coma
Available in 6 languages
Duration
6 seconds
Views
6,706
Timestamp in Movie
00:07:50
Uploaded
Feb 07, 2026
Genres
action, adventure, sci-fi
Production
Marvel Enterprises,Laura Ziskin Productions,Columbia Pictures

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Movie Summary

Peter Parker is beset with troubles in his failing personal life as he battles a brilliant scientist named Doctor Otto Octavius.

Actors

J.K. Simmons
J. Jonah Jameson
J.K. Simmons
Boss your wife's on the line she says she lost her checkbookThanks for the good news - Spider Man 2 00:05
Boss your wife's on the line she says she lost her...
Mr Jameson please isn't there any of theseshots you can use I really need the moneyAwww Miss BrantYes Get me a violin - Spider Man 2 00:09
Mr Jameson please isn't there any of theseshots you can...
All right run a picture of a rancid chicken Here's the headlineFood Poisoning Scare Sweeps CitySome food got poisoned I'm a little nauseous yeah - Spider Man 2 00:09
All right run a picture of a rancid chicken Here's the...
I'll give you 150 Three hundredThat's outrageousDone Give this to the girl - Spider Man 2 00:07
I'll give you 150 Three hundredThat's...
Oh, hey. - Spider Man 2 00:40
Oh, hey.
Hi Pete - Spider Man 2 00:05
Hi Pete
Octavius is a friend of mine. - Spider Man 2 00:10
Octavius is a friend of mine.
I don't have time for girls right nowWhy are you dead - Spider Man 2 00:06
I don't have time for girls right nowWhy are you dead
Now, you better take the rest of your cake home. - Spider Man 2 00:09
Now, you better take the rest of your cake home.
Hey. Hey. You're still here. I saw your billboard on Bleecker. Isn't it funny? I'm really kind of em - Spider Man 2 00:29
Hey. Hey. You're still here. I saw your billboard on...
I liked seeing you tonight PeterOh boy yeahOh boy yeah whatNothingDo you want to say somethingIwaswondering if you're still in the VillageYou're such a mysteryPeterWhatHappy birthday - Spider Man 2 01:16
I liked seeing you tonight PeterOh boy yeahOh boy yeah...
Was... wondering if you're still in the Village. - Spider Man 2 00:08
Was... wondering if you're still in the Village.
I'm seeing somebody now. - Spider Man 2 00:33
I'm seeing somebody now.
- You're coming? - Spider Man 2 00:11
- You're coming?
Rent - Spider Man 2 00:04
Rent
RentHi Hi What's hiCan I spend it Uh - Spider Man 2 00:12
RentHi Hi What's hiCan I spend it Uh
- Hi. - Hi. - Spider Man 2 00:35
- Hi. - Hi.
If promises were crackers my daughter would be fat - Spider Man 2 00:05
If promises were crackers my daughter would be fat
And don't try to sneak past me I have ears like a cat and eyes like a rodent - Spider Man 2 00:07
And don't try to sneak past me I have ears like a cat...
Good luck tomorrow Otto Nobel Prize We'll see you in SwedenInteresting fellow your friend - Spider Man 2 00:11
Good luck tomorrow Otto Nobel Prize We'll see you in...