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Spider Man 2

If promises were crackers, my daughter would be fat

Mr. Ditkovich:
If promises were crackers, my daughter would be fat

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If promises were crackers my daughter would be fat
Available in 4 languages
Duration
5 seconds
Views
8,715
Timestamp in Movie
00:17:35
Uploaded
Feb 07, 2026
Genres
action, adventure, sci-fi
Production
Marvel Enterprises,Laura Ziskin Productions,Columbia Pictures

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Movie Summary

Peter Parker is beset with troubles in his failing personal life as he battles a brilliant scientist named Doctor Otto Octavius.

Actors

Elya Baskin
Mr. Ditkovich
Elya Baskin
Tobey Maguire
Spider-man
Tobey Maguire
And don't try to sneak past me I have ears like a cat and eyes like a rodent - Spider Man 2 00:07
And don't try to sneak past me I have ears like a cat...
Good luck tomorrow Otto Nobel Prize We'll see you in SwedenInteresting fellow your friend - Spider Man 2 00:11
Good luck tomorrow Otto Nobel Prize We'll see you in...
Now I remember you You're Connors' student He tells me you're brilliantHe also tells me you're lazy - Spider Man 2 00:09
Now I remember you You're Connors' student He...
And you need to sleep soundly tonight OttoDid Edison sleep before he turned on the lightDid Marconi sleep before he turned on the radioDid Beethoven sleep before he wrote the 5thDid Bernoulli sleep before he found the curves of quickest descentAh Rosie I - Spider Man 2 00:18
And you need to sleep soundly tonight OttoDid Edison sleep...
Peter tell us about yourself Do you have a girlfriendUh WellI don't really knowWell shouldn't you know I mean who would knowWell leave him alone Maybe it's a secret loveLove should never be a secretIf you keep something as complicated as love stored up - Spider Man 2 00:25
Peter tell us about yourself Do you have a girlfriendUh...
But if you want to get a woman to fall in love with you feed her poetryPoetryNever fails - Spider Man 2 00:10
But if you want to get a woman to fall in love with you feed...
Rent! Where is my money?! - Spider Man 2 00:08
Rent! Where is my money?!
- You seem jittery tonight. - Spider Man 2 00:07
- You seem jittery tonight.
I still don't know what she was talking about - Spider Man 2 00:38
I still don't know what she was talking about
How'd you do that? - Spider Man 2 00:24
How'd you do that?
It's a web. - Spider Man 2 00:07
It's a web.
Whoo! We got trouble! - Spider Man 2 00:07
Whoo! We got trouble!
Get me down! - Spider Man 2 00:20
Get me down!
Hey. Hey. Hey, chief. You park there, I'm towing it. Whatever. Shoelace. - Spider Man 2 00:13
Hey. Hey. Hey, chief. You park there, I'm towing it....
- Can I help you? - Spider Man 2 00:27
- Can I help you?
Oh I'm sorry sir No one will be seated after the doors are closedIt helps maintain the illusion - Spider Man 2 00:09
Oh I'm sorry sir No one will be seated after the doors...
A Spider-Man A Spider-Man A-does whatever a spider can A-spins a web, any size Catches thieves a-just like flies Look out Here comes the Spider-Man - Spider Man 2 00:18
A Spider-Man A Spider-Man A-does whatever a spider can...
Hey. You sure you don't wanna come tonight? - Yeah, I'm sure. - Yeah? - Okay. Call me. - I will. - Y - Spider Man 2 00:18
Hey. You sure you don't wanna come tonight? - Yeah,...
Cool Spidey outfitThanksWhere'd you get itI made itHmmLooks uncomfortableYeah it gets kind of itchyAnd it rides up in the crotch a little bit too - Spider Man 2 00:28
Cool Spidey outfitThanksWhere'd you get itI made...
And it rides up in the crotch a little bit too. - Spider Man 2 00:05
And it rides up in the crotch a little bit too.