"Spider Man" quotes

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After being bitten by a genetically altered spider at Oscorp, nerdy but endearing high school student Peter Parker is endowed with amazing powers to become the superhero known as Spider-Man.

Director: Sam Raimi
Writer: Stan Lee, Steve Ditko, David Koepp
Production: N/A
Genre: fantasy, action
Year: 2002
MetaScore: 73/100
ImdbRating: 7.4
BoxOffice: $407,022,860
Released: 03 May 2002
Awards: Nominated for 2 Oscars. 16 wins & 63 nominations total

206 Clips

It is not I resent that - Spider Man 00:08
It is not I resent that
No one says no to me - Spider Man 00:07
No one says no to me
You have a knack for getting in trouble - Spider Man 00:28
You have a knack for getting in trouble
Back to formula - Spider Man 00:05
Back to formula
Who am I You sure you want to know - Spider Man 00:16
Who am I You sure you want to know
What's going on in there - Spider Man 00:15
What's going on in there
I was in the neighbourhood Needed to see a friendly face - Spider Man 00:10
I was in the neighbourhood Needed to see a friendly face
I don't get it Where do you go all the time - Spider Man 00:12
I don't get it Where do you go all the time
Mr Osborn - Spider Man 00:23
Mr Osborn
You can't what - Spider Man 00:13
You can't what
How did you know - Spider Man 00:09
How did you know
One day Spider Man will pay - Spider Man 00:18
One day Spider Man will pay
You know Harry doesn't live on a little place I like to call Earth - Spider Man 00:11
You know Harry doesn't live on a little place I like to call...
You and I are not so different - Spider Man 00:21
You and I are not so different
Do I get to say thank you this time - Spider Man 00:11
Do I get to say thank you this time
Come on up here tough guy I got something for you - Spider Man 00:32
Come on up here tough guy I got something for you
What the hell was that - Spider Man 00:03
What the hell was that
What are you doing up there Staying away from you - Spider Man 00:08
What are you doing up there Staying away from you
These are the years when a man changes - Spider Man 00:15
These are the years when a man changes
Jameson you slime - Spider Man 00:30
Jameson you slime
Get out of here - Spider Man 00:06
Get out of here
Mary Jane Help Someone please help me - Spider Man 00:39
Mary Jane Help Someone please help me
You were late again - Spider Man 00:10
You were late again
Jesus Parker you are a freak - Spider Man 00:13
Jesus Parker you are a freak
I'd like you to meet my father Dad this is Mary Jane Watson - Spider Man 00:11
I'd like you to meet my father Dad this is Mary Jane Watson
They said I needed acting lessons - Spider Man 00:13
They said I needed acting lessons
We sold out four printings Sold out - Spider Man 00:15
We sold out four printings Sold out
You know you were about 6 years old when M J 's family moved in next door - Spider Man 00:27
You know you were about 6 years old when M J 's family moved...
A word to the not so wise about your girlfriend - Spider Man 00:16
A word to the not so wise about your girlfriend
I'd better run tiger - Spider Man 00:14
I'd better run tiger
What do you want - Spider Man 00:17
What do you want
He stinks and I don't like him - Spider Man 00:06
He stinks and I don't like him
Oh Him You're laughing at me - Spider Man 00:18
Oh Him You're laughing at me
I offered you friendship - Spider Man 00:09
I offered you friendship
No matter what I do - Spider Man 00:22
No matter what I do
Guy with eight hands Sounds hot - Spider Man 00:06
Guy with eight hands Sounds hot
Can Spider Man come out to play - Spider Man 00:08
Can Spider Man come out to play
We'll meet again - Spider Man 00:06
We'll meet again
Spider Man Hero or Menace Exclusive Photos - Spider Man 00:19
Spider Man Hero or Menace Exclusive Photos
You're pathetically predictable - Spider Man 00:22
You're pathetically predictable
Dresses like a spider He looks like a bug - Spider Man 00:10
Dresses like a spider He looks like a bug
40 000 years of evolution - Spider Man 00:09
40 000 years of evolution
Thanks for sticking up for me Harry - Spider Man 00:16
Thanks for sticking up for me Harry
Sorry I'm late it's a jungle out there - Spider Man 00:10
Sorry I'm late it's a jungle out there
Hoffman Yeah - Spider Man 00:15
Hoffman Yeah
Give this to the girl up front She'll see you get paid - Spider Man 00:35
Give this to the girl up front She'll see you get paid
Follow the cold shiver running down your spine - Spider Man 00:15
Follow the cold shiver running down your spine
He's saved my life twice and I've never even seen his face - Spider Man 00:06
He's saved my life twice and I've never even seen his face
You have a knack for getting in trouble - Spider Man 00:12
You have a knack for getting in trouble
They said I needed acting lessons - Spider Man 00:40
They said I needed acting lessons
Who is Spider Man He's a criminal that's who he is - Spider Man 00:11
Who is Spider Man He's a criminal that's who he is
Bone Saw is ready - Spider Man 00:07
Bone Saw is ready
Welcome to the Daily Bugle Thank you - Spider Man 00:21
Welcome to the Daily Bugle Thank you
But the one thing they love more than a hero - Spider Man 00:17
But the one thing they love more than a hero
Don't hurt me Give me a chance Give me a chance - Spider Man 00:10
Don't hurt me Give me a chance Give me a chance
What do you see coming for you - Spider Man 00:34
What do you see coming for you
Don't make me look ugly - Spider Man 00:06
Don't make me look ugly
Well Harry's in love with her - Spider Man 00:36
Well Harry's in love with her
I know this has been a difficult time for you - Spider Man 00:15
I know this has been a difficult time for you
So you just came by - Spider Man 00:15
So you just came by
The truth is you don't know what you feel - Spider Man 00:20
The truth is you don't know what you feel
M J And I - Spider Man 00:12
M J And I
Had you not been so selfish your girlfriend's death - Spider Man 00:19
Had you not been so selfish your girlfriend's death
You won't have a bite No thanks Had a bite - Spider Man 00:07
You won't have a bite No thanks Had a bite
Oh Max Please Norman the board is unanimous - Spider Man 00:17
Oh Max Please Norman the board is unanimous
They're about to - Spider Man 00:12
They're about to
If we can get a picture of Julia Roberts in a thong we can get this weirdo - Spider Man 00:11
If we can get a picture of Julia Roberts in a thong we can...
I don't mean to lecture or preach And I know l'm not your father - Spider Man 00:13
I don't mean to lecture or preach And I know l'm not your...
This guy Flash Thompson he probably deserved what happened - Spider Man 00:18
This guy Flash Thompson he probably deserved what happened
Kiddo let Mom and Dad talk for a minute - Spider Man 00:07
Kiddo let Mom and Dad talk for a minute
There's a page six problem - Spider Man 00:08
There's a page six problem
He doesn't want to be famous I'll make him infamous - Spider Man 00:06
He doesn't want to be famous I'll make him infamous
Pete you're changing I went through exactly the same thing at your age - Spider Man 00:13
Pete you're changing I went through exactly the same thing...
Go home dear - Spider Man 00:13
Go home dear
It's a fight Think you're pretty funny freak - Spider Man 00:15
It's a fight Think you're pretty funny freak
Any better this morning Any change Change - Spider Man 00:15
Any better this morning Any change Change
I wanna - Spider Man 00:29
I wanna
Now get outta here - Spider Man 00:39
Now get outta here
Out am I - Spider Man 00:17
Out am I
Somebody there - Spider Man 00:43
Somebody there
Hold it You're under arrest I'm taking you in - Spider Man 00:16
Hold it You're under arrest I'm taking you in
I've been like a father to you - Spider Man 00:20
I've been like a father to you
I want you to know - Spider Man 00:34
I want you to know
I can't help thinking about the last thing I said to him - Spider Man 00:13
I can't help thinking about the last thing I said to him
Back to formula - Spider Man 00:05
Back to formula
They're crap - Spider Man 00:11
They're crap
Help him Harry - Spider Man 00:12
Help him Harry
Hey freak show - Spider Man 00:16
Hey freak show
Spider Man This is why only fools are heroes - Spider Man 00:38
Spider Man This is why only fools are heroes
You're not - Spider Man 00:15
You're not
And the Lord said Let there be light And voil There is light - Spider Man 00:15
And the Lord said Let there be light And voil There is light
Spider Man is all but invincible - Spider Man 00:34
Spider Man is all but invincible
Who are you - Spider Man 00:08
Who are you
I can't help thinking about the last thing I said to him - Spider Man 00:37
I can't help thinking about the last thing I said to him
Can I do anything for you You do too much - Spider Man 00:13
Can I do anything for you You do too much
Spider Man wasn't attacking the city That's slander - Spider Man 00:17
Spider Man wasn't attacking the city That's slander
Lead us not into temptation but deliver us - Spider Man 00:29
Lead us not into temptation but deliver us
You are amazing - Spider Man 00:17
You are amazing
What's your name - Spider Man 00:38
What's your name
Leave Spider Man alone You'd pick on a guy saving kids - Spider Man 00:16
Leave Spider Man alone You'd pick on a guy saving kids
How about Green Meanie - Spider Man 00:15
How about Green Meanie
Aunt May I'm sorry I'm late - Spider Man 00:10
Aunt May I'm sorry I'm late
The itsy bitsy spider Went up the water spout - Spider Man 00:17
The itsy bitsy spider Went up the water spout
Has he mentioned me Yeah - Spider Man 00:28
Has he mentioned me Yeah
Go web - Spider Man 00:17
Go web
That's your problem - Spider Man 00:08
That's your problem
You could've taken that guy apart Now he'll get away with my money - Spider Man 00:15
You could've taken that guy apart Now he'll get away with my...
Remember with great power comes great responsibility - Spider Man 00:13
Remember with great power comes great responsibility
Whatever it is somebody has to stop it - Spider Man 00:28
Whatever it is somebody has to stop it
Oh my God - Spider Man 00:09
Oh my God
How was your audition - Spider Man 00:09
How was your audition
Whatever it is somebody has to stop it - Spider Man 00:05
Whatever it is somebody has to stop it
I won't tell Harry - Spider Man 00:04
I won't tell Harry
Are you all right - Spider Man 00:07
Are you all right
Jameson you slime - Spider Man 00:28
Jameson you slime
I'm going to rectify certain inequities - Spider Man 00:05
I'm going to rectify certain inequities
Some spiders change colors to blend into their environment - Spider Man 00:13
Some spiders change colors to blend into their environment
Godspeed Spider Man - Spider Man 00:03
Godspeed Spider Man
You've spun your last web Spider Man - Spider Man 00:06
You've spun your last web Spider Man
I said Spider Man - Spider Man 00:35
I said Spider Man
Bit of a slob isn't he All brilliant men are - Spider Man 00:06
Bit of a slob isn't he All brilliant men are
Who am I You sure you want to know - Spider Man 00:36
Who am I You sure you want to know
Will the next victim please enter the arena at this time - Spider Man 00:37
Will the next victim please enter the arena at this time
Wake up little spider Wake up - Spider Man 00:32
Wake up little spider Wake up
You don't trust anybody - Spider Man 00:06
You don't trust anybody
Are you alright - Spider Man 00:13
Are you alright
What do you want - Spider Man 02:11
What do you want
I've been like a father to you - Spider Man 00:25
I've been like a father to you
I'm something of a scientist myself - Spider Man 00:23
I'm something of a scientist myself
I'm Peter Parker - Spider Man 00:23
I'm Peter Parker
I'm excercising - Spider Man 00:29
I'm excercising
If we can get a picture of Julia Roberts in a thong - Spider Man 00:27
If we can get a picture of Julia Roberts in a thong
I resent that - Spider Man 00:32
I resent that
I offered you friendship - Spider Man 00:17
I offered you friendship
I missed the part where that's my problem - Spider Man 00:30
I missed the part where that's my problem
I know this has been a difficult time for you - Spider Man 00:36
I know this has been a difficult time for you
I was in the neighborhood - Spider Man 00:34
I was in the neighborhood
I got something for your ass - Spider Man 00:47
I got something for your ass
I don't know - Spider Man 00:34
I don't know
You're taller than you look - Spider Man 00:13
You're taller than you look
You're pathetically predictable - Spider Man 00:40
You're pathetically predictable
You're going nowhere - Spider Man 00:25
You're going nowhere
You're changing - Spider Man 00:23
You're changing
You're amazing - Spider Man 00:22
You're amazing
You won't have a bite - Spider Man 00:14
You won't have a bite
You sure you want to know - Spider Man 01:35
You sure you want to know
You look awful - Spider Man 00:17
You look awful
I better run - Spider Man 00:10
I better run
I am going to rectify certain inequities - Spider Man 00:15
I am going to rectify certain inequities
How was your audition - Spider Man 00:17
How was your audition
He stinks and I don't like him - Spider Man 00:13
He stinks and I don't like him
He looks like a bug - Spider Man 00:23
He looks like a bug
He doesn't want to be famous - Spider Man 00:18
He doesn't want to be famous
Harry's in love with her - Spider Man 00:56
Harry's in love with her
Guy with eight hands - Spider Man 00:13
Guy with eight hands
Follow the cold shiver running down your spine - Spider Man 00:16
Follow the cold shiver running down your spine
Flash Thompson - Spider Man 00:39
Flash Thompson
Everything - Spider Man 00:14
Everything
Don't tell Harry - Spider Man 00:10
Don't tell Harry
Don't make me look ugly - Spider Man 00:15
Don't make me look ugly
Doesn't live on a little place I like to call Earth - Spider Man 00:20
Doesn't live on a little place I like to call Earth
Disgusting - Spider Man 00:16
Disgusting
Come on up here - Spider Man 01:07
Come on up here
Can Spider Man come out to play - Spider Man 00:13
Can Spider Man come out to play
Can I do anything for you - Spider Man 00:26
Can I do anything for you
Bonesaw is READY - Spider Man 00:10
Bonesaw is READY
Back to formula - Spider Man 00:10
Back to formula
Any change - Spider Man 00:17
Any change
And the Lord said - Spider Man 00:36
And the Lord said
And when she got out of the car - Spider Man 00:48
And when she got out of the car
And I know I'm not your father - Spider Man 00:29
And I know I'm not your father
A word to the  not so wise  about your little girlfriend - Spider Man 00:28
A word to the not so wise about your little girlfriend
A bit of a slob - Spider Man 00:15
A bit of a slob
You and I are not so different - Spider Man 00:23
You and I are not so different
You were awesome in all the school plays - Spider Man 00:33
You were awesome in all the school plays
With great power comes great responsibility - Spider Man 00:16
With great power comes great responsibility
Who's the photographer who takes pictures of Spider Man - Spider Man 00:57
Who's the photographer who takes pictures of Spider Man
Who is Spider Man - Spider Man 00:29
Who is Spider Man
Who are you - Spider Man 00:21
Who are you
Where do you go all the time - Spider Man 00:13
Where do you go all the time
Whatever it is - Spider Man 00:15
Whatever it is
What the hell was that - Spider Man 00:12
What the hell was that
WHAT HAVE YOU DONE - Spider Man 00:15
WHAT HAVE YOU DONE
What are you - Spider Man 00:24
What are you
We've got a page one problem - Spider Man 00:19
We've got a page one problem
Think you're pretty funny - Spider Man 00:37
Think you're pretty funny
They're crap - Spider Man 00:19
They're crap
They're all beautiful - Spider Man 00:27
They're all beautiful
They said I need acting lessons - Spider Man 00:26
They said I need acting lessons
The itsy bitsy spider climbed up the water spout - Spider Man 00:26
The itsy bitsy spider climbed up the water spout
The board is unanimous - Spider Man 00:25
The board is unanimous
That's no excuse - Spider Man 00:41
That's no excuse
Thank God for you - Spider Man 00:42
Thank God for you
Spider Man - Spider Man 01:48
Spider Man
Spider Man is all but invincible - Spider Man 01:16
Spider Man is all but invincible
Sorry I'm late - Spider Man 00:13
Sorry I'm late
Somebody lied - Spider Man 00:51
Somebody lied
Some spiders change colors to blend into their environment - Spider Man 00:38
Some spiders change colors to blend into their environment
So you just came by - Spider Man 00:16
So you just came by
Peter Parker - Spider Man 00:47
Peter Parker
One's missing - Spider Man 00:26
One's missing
One day Spider Man will pay - Spider Man 00:22
One day Spider Man will pay
Norman Osborn - Spider Man 00:23
Norman Osborn
No matter what I do - Spider Man 00:26
No matter what I do
Leave him alone - Spider Man 00:38
Leave him alone
Lead us not into temptation - Spider Man 00:20
Lead us not into temptation

Cast

Spider-Man - Tobey Maguire
Green Goblin - Willem Dafoe
Mary Jane Watson - Kirsten Dunst
Harry Osborn - James Franco
Ben Parker - Cliff Robertson
May Parker - Rosemary Harris
J. Jonah Jameson - J.K. Simmons
Flash Thompson - Joe Manganiello
Maximilian Fargas - Gerry Becker
Joseph 'Robbie' Robertson - Bill Nunn
Henry Balkan - Jack Betts
General Slocum - Stanley Anderson
Dr. Mendell Stromm - Ron Perkins
Carjacker - Michael Papajohn
Simkins - K.K. Dodds
Hoffman - Ted Raimi
Ring Announcer - Bruce Campbell
Betty Brant - Elizabeth Banks
Houseman - John Paxton
Philip Watson (as Tim deZarn) - Tim DeZarn
Madeline Watson - Taylor Gilbert
Bone Saw McGraw - Randy Savage
Wrestling Promoter - Larry Joshua
Wrestling Arena Guard - Timothy Patrick Quill
Bone-ette - Lisa Danielle
Bone-ette - Natalie T. Yeo
Bone-ette - Erica D. Porter
Bone-ette - Kristen Davidson
Flash's Crony - Jason Padgett
Teacher - Shan Omar Huey
Girl on Bus (as Sally Livingstone) - Sally Levi
Doctor - Evan Arnold
Nurse - Jill Sayre
Project Coordinator - Jim Ward
Test Pilot - David Holcomb
Check-In Girl - Octavia Spencer
Heckler - Brad Grunberg
Little Billy - Shane Habberstad
Billy's Mom - Deborah Wakeham
Times Square Child - Rachael Bruce
Times Square Child - Mackenzie Bryce
Times Square Child - Julia Barry
Self - Macy Gray
Cop at Fire - Myk Watford
Fireman - Bill Calvert
Mother at Fire - Sylva Kelegian
Young Lady at Fire - Kristen Marie Holly
Cabbie - Ajay Mehta
Cabbie - Peter Appel
Marine Cop - Scott Spiegel
Cop at Carjacking - Matt Smith
Cop at Carjacking - Sara Ramirez
Punk Rock Girl - Lucy Lawless
Subway Guitarist - Jayce Bartok
Lady Dogwalker (as Maribel Gonzalez) - Maribel González
Office Lady - Amy Bouril
Opinionated Cop - Joseph D'Onofrio
Surly Truck Driver - Jim Norton
Chaperone in Tram - Corey Mendell Parker
Girl in Tram (as Ashley Louise Edner) - Ashley Edner
Boy in Tram - William Joseph Firth
Boy in Tram - Alex Black
Tram Group Mother - Laura Gray
New Yorker on Bridge - Joe Virzi
New Yorker on Bridge - Michael Edward Thomas
New Yorker on Bridge - Jeanie Fox
Tugboat Captain - Robert Kerman
College Student - Josscy Vallazza Aartsen
Dancer - Ari Averbach
Colonel - Peter Aylward
Punk #2 - Margaret Baker
Jewelry Thief #2 - Amy Beth Bennett
Doorman - Brian Bennett
High School Student - Camille Bennett
Wrestling Fan - Greg Beville
Boy Carrying Tray in Cafeteria - Andy Bray
Crying Girl in Tram - Jillian Clare
Car and Driver - Ty Copeman
Running Extra - Alex Couey
World Unity Day Attendee - Cody Cundiff
Lab Tour Guide - Una Damon
Wrestiling Fan - Michael Patrick Dobkins
Oscorp Lab Technician - Patrick Coleman Duncan
Screaming Fan at Wrestling Match - Marcus Edward
Eddie Brock - R.C. Everbeck
Kid in Falling Cable Car - Steven D. Fernandez
Wrestling fan - James Furlong
Fleeing World Unity Day Patron - Peter Genovese
Man in Street - Marcus Gorman
Cop - Al Goto
City Guy - Juan Guerra
Man in Crowd - Roman Güttinger
Spectator at School Fight - Jesse Heiman
School Bus Bully - Paxton Hickey
Uptown Woman - Tia Dionne Hodge
Bellman - Kevin Jackson
Board of Directors Member - Loren Janes
Balkan's Aide - Andray Johnson
Research Scientist - Janis Jones
World Unity Festival Attendee - J.D. Kaye
Stan Lee-appearance, World Unity Festival concert-goer / passer-by - James J. Kim
Festival Guest - Kolby Kirk
Wrestling Fan - Frederick E. Kowalo
Spider Technician - Kathy Krantz
Graduation / Chess Club Twin - Gary Lane
Graduation / Chess Club Twin - Larry Lane
Man in Fair - Stan Lee
Student - Kahlil Lyons
Pentagon Officer - Pete Macnamara
Midtown High School Student - Anthony J. Maldonado
Wrestler - Ryan McGonagle
Wrestling Fan - Kara McLeod
Robbie's Assistant - Claudia Katz Minnick
World's Fair Mom - Joy Michelle Moore
Flash's Crony - Justin Neill
Diamond District Attendee - Philip Ng
New Yorker - Gary Otto
World Unity Festival Patron - Anthony Palato
World Unity Festival Patron - Richard Par
World Unity Fair Guitarist for Macy Gray - Brian J. Patterson
World Unity Festival Attendant - Leroy Patterson
Thug on 8x10 - Martin Pfefferkorn
Screaming Person - Argenis Pirela
Ryan Gill - Anthony Pittman
Bonesaw Fan - Lance Polland
Mary Jane's Friend - January Pugh
Oscorp Board Member - Sumner Redstone
Student at Cafeteria Table - Sabrina G Samuels
Screaming Wrestler - Scott L. Schwartz
Bellman - Robair Sims
Street Vendor - Tammi Sutton
Mary Jane's Friend - Lindsay Thompson
Enrique - Lou Torres
Boat Light Man - Sean Valla
Graduation Guest - Kevin Vila
Homeless Man - Derek C. Wallace
Man on Roof - Dick Warlock
Student - Graig F. Weich
Flash's Crony - Jason Weiss
Young Thug #2 - Brian J. Williams
Man in Street - John Wojnowski III
Pedestrian-Man on Street - Dared Wright