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Spider Man

What are you, his lawyer? Get out of here, let him sue me! Get rich like a normal person!

J. Jonah Jameson:
What are you, his lawyer? Get out of here, let him sue me! Get rich like a normal person!

Full Transcript

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What are you his lawyer Get out
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Let him sue me get rich like a normal person
Available in 8 languages
Duration
6 seconds
Views
6,621
Timestamp in Movie
01:14:52
Uploaded
Mar 18, 2026
Genres
action, adventure, sci-fi
Production
Marvel Enterprises,Laura Ziskin Productions,Columbia Pictures

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Movie Summary

After being bitten by a genetically-modified spider, a shy teenager gains spider-like abilities that he uses to fight injustice as a masked superhero and face a vengeful enemy.

Actors

J.K. Simmons
J. Jonah Jameson
J.K. Simmons
Tobey Maguire
Spider-man
Tobey Maguire
Jameson you slime Who's the photographer who takes the pictures of Spider Man I don't know who he is His stuff comes in the mail You're lying I swear He's the one who can bring me to him I don't know who he is You are useless Set him down tough guy Speak - Spider Man 00:31
Jameson you slime Who's the photographer who takes the...
Who's the photographer who takes the pictures of Spider-Man? - Spider Man 00:06
Who's the photographer who takes the pictures of...
Jameson you slimeWho's the photographer who takes the pictures of Spider ManI don't know His stuff comes by mailYou're lying I swearHe's the one who can bring me to himI don't know who he is You are uselessSet him down tough guySpeak of the devil I knew - Spider Man 00:31
Jameson you slimeWho's the photographer who takes the...
Hey kiddo let Mom and Dad talk for a minute will you - Spider Man 00:05
Hey kiddo let Mom and Dad talk for a minute will you
Wake up little spider Wake upNo you're not dead yetJust paralyzedtemporarilyYou're an amazing creature Spider ManYou and I are not so differentI'm not like you You're a murdererWell to each his ownI chose my path you chose the way of the heroAnd they - Spider Man 01:44
Wake up little spider Wake upNo you're not dead yetJust...
You and I are not so different I'm not like you You're a murderer Well to each his own - Spider Man 00:11
You and I are not so different I'm not like you...
You and I are not so differentI'm not like you You're a murdererWell to each his own - Spider Man 00:12
You and I are not so differentI'm not like you...
I chose my path, you chose the way of the hero. - Spider Man 00:05
I chose my path, you chose the way of the hero.
And they found you amusing for a while, the people of this city. - Spider Man 00:06
And they found you amusing for a while, the people of this...
Is to see a hero fail, fall, die trying. - Spider Man 00:06
Is to see a hero fail, fall, die trying.
But the one thing they love more than a herois to see a hero fail fall die trying - Spider Man 00:09
But the one thing they love more than a herois to see a hero...
And those teeming masses exist for the sole purpose of lifting the few exceptional people onto their shoulders. - Spider Man 00:10
And those teeming masses exist for the sole purpose of...
I could squash you like a bug right now. - Spider Man 00:07
I could squash you like a bug right now.
Imagine what we could accomplish together. - Spider Man 00:05
Imagine what we could accomplish together.
Because the deaths of countless innocents in selfish battle again and again and again until we're both dead. - Spider Man 00:08
Because the deaths of countless innocents in selfish battle...
In spite of everything you've done for them, eventually, they will hate you. - Spider Man 00:08
In spite of everything you've done for them,...
How was your audition How'd you know The hot line Your mom told my aunt told me - Spider Man 00:08
How was your audition How'd you know The hot line Your...
The hot line. - Spider Man 00:06
The hot line.
HeyIt's me again HeyHow was your auditionHow'd you know The hot line Your momtold my aunt told meSo you just came byI was in the neighborhood Needed to see a friendly faceI took two buses and a cab to get in the neighborhood butSo how'd it goThey said I - Spider Man 01:25
HeyIt's me again HeyHow was your auditionHow'd you...
It's me againHow was your auditionHow'd you know The hot line Your momtold my aunt told meSo you just came byI was in the neighborhood Needed to see a friendly faceI took two buses and a cab to get in the neighborhood butSo how'd it goThey said I needed - Spider Man 01:24
It's me againHow was your auditionHow'd you know...