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Spider Man

We've got a page one problem, shut up

Hoffman:
We've got a page six problem.J. Jonah Jameson:We've got a page one problem, shut up

Full Transcript

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There's a Page 6 problem
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We have a Page 1 problem Shut up
Available in 8 languages
Duration
5 seconds
Views
1,711
Timestamp in Movie
00:56:03
Uploaded
Mar 18, 2026
Genres
action, adventure, sci-fi
Production
Marvel Enterprises,Laura Ziskin Productions,Columbia Pictures

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Movie Summary

After being bitten by a genetically-modified spider, a shy teenager gains spider-like abilities that he uses to fight injustice as a masked superhero and face a vengeful enemy.

Actors

Ted Raimi
Hoffman
Ted Raimi
J.K. Simmons
J. Jonah Jameson
J.K. Simmons
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They're really important clients They can't wait...
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We sold out four printings Sold outEvery copyTomorrow Spider...
If we can get a picture of Julia Roberts in a thong, we can surely get a picture with this weirdo. - Spider Man 00:06
If we can get a picture of Julia Roberts in a thong, we can...
If we can get a picture of Julia Roberts in a thong we can get this weirdo - Spider Man 00:06
If we can get a picture of Julia Roberts in a thong we can...
He doesn't wanna be famous I'll make him infamous - Spider Man 00:05
He doesn't wanna be famous I'll make him infamous
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Hey! Buzz off. - M.J., it's me, Peter. Hey. - Hi! -...
Some dream, huh? - Spider Man 00:34
Some dream, huh?
I think he'd hate the idea of my waiting tables. - Spider Man 00:05
I think he'd hate the idea of my waiting tables.
You know Harry doesn't live on a little place I like to call Earth - Spider Man 00:06
You know Harry doesn't live on a little place I like to...
Thanks, Pete. - Spider Man 00:07
Thanks, Pete.
Timing's perfect. - Spider Man 00:55
Timing's perfect.
You look like you just got, second place in the science fair. - Spider Man 00:05
You look like you just got, second place in the science...
I don't get it Where do you go all the timeAround - Spider Man 00:07
I don't get it Where do you go all the timeAround
No I... I appreciate it, but I'll be fine. - Spider Man 00:05
No I... I appreciate it, but I'll be fine.
Hey, Pete, you're probably looking for a job now, right? - Spider Man 00:30
Hey, Pete, you're probably looking for a job now,...
Hello. Let's go! Move it! Watch the street! - Spider Man 00:11
Hello. Let's go! Move it! Watch the street!
They're crapCrap crap MegacrapI'll give you 200 for all of them That seems a little low - Spider Man 00:10
They're crapCrap crap MegacrapI'll give you 200...
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Spider Man Hero or Menace Exclusive Daily Bugle PhotosMenace...
You bring me some more shots of that newspaper-selling clown, maybe I'll take them off your hands. - Spider Man 00:06
You bring me some more shots of that newspaper-selling...
I'd like a job sir No jobs FreelanceBest thing for a kid your ageYou bring me more shots of that clown maybe I'll buy themBut I never said you have a job MeatI'll send you a nice box of Christmas meat Get out of here - Spider Man 00:17
I'd like a job sir No jobs FreelanceBest thing for a...