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Yeah, I have a small bladder, so I took the aisle

Spider Man: Far from Home

Yeah, I have a small bladder,so I took the aisle. So did you want to play Beast Slayer?...

Spider Man: Far from Home • 2019

Yeah, I have a small bladder,so I took the aisle. So did you want to play Beast Slayer? Nope. Have you ever playedany kind of PC game or...? - No.- Got it. Did I tell youhow my wife pretended to Blip out? Turns out, she ran offwith a guy in her hiking group. We had a fake funeral for her. Well, the funeral was realbecause I thought she was really dead. Wanna see the video? Oh, I got a dual-headphone adapterif you want to watch a movie. Only if it's depressing. Or hilarious. Oh, you have a dual-headphone adapter.We can watch together. Good afternoon,this is your captain speaking. Our flight time will be eight hours,49 minutes to Venice, Italy

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Yeah I have a small bladder so I took the aisle

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So did you want to play Beast Slayer

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Nope

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Have you ever played any kind of PC game or

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No Got it

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Did I tell you how my wife pretended to Blip out

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Turns out she ran off with a guy in her hiking group

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We had a fake funeral for her

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Well the funeral was real because I thought she was really dead

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Wanna see the video

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Oh I got a dual headphone adapter if you want to watch a movie

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Only if it's depressing Or hilarious

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Oh you have a dual headphone adapter We can watch together

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Good afternoon this is your captain speaking

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Our flight time will be eight hours 49 minutes to Venice Italy

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سلامتك هي مسؤوليتي

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ومسؤولية سي د ديل لكنه

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سأتولى هذا الآن هي ا بيتر

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هي ا

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أجل أن ي سريع التبول لذا أخذت المقعد بجانب الممر

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إذ ا هل تودين لعب بيست سلاير

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لا

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هل سبقت أن لعبت ألعاب الحاسوب أو

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ـ لا ـ فهمت

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هل أخبرتك ان زوجتي تظاهرت بأنها تعرضت للومضة

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أتضح أنها هربت مع رجل في مجموعتها التنزة

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لقد أقمنا جنازة وهمية لها

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حسن ا انها كانت جنازة حقيقية لأن ي ظننت أنها كانت ميتة

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هل تود رؤية الفيديو

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لدي محول سماعى مزدوج إن كنت تودين مشاهدة فيلم

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فقط إذا كان فيلم حزين أو كوميدي

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S'avère elle s'est enfuie avec un gars dans son groupe de randonnée pédestre

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Nous avons eu un faux enterrement pour elle

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Eh bien les funérailles était réel

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parce que je pensais que elle était morte

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Tu veux voir la vidéo

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Oh j'en ai un double adaptateur de casque

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si vous voulez regarder un film

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Seulement si c'est déprimant Ou hilarant

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Oh vous avez un double adaptateur de casque

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Nous pouvons regarder ensemble

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Bon après midi

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c'est votre capitaine de parler

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Notre temps de vol aujourd'hui va huit heures

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49 minutes à Venise en Italie

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Oh Oh

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Ja ich habe eine kleine Blase darum sitze ich am Gang

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Na willst du vielleicht Beast Slayer spielen

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Nein

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Hast du schon mal ein Computerspiel gespielt oder

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Nein Verstehe

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Weißt du dass meine Frau vorgab verschwunden zu sein

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Dabei haute sie mit einem Kerl aus ihrer Wandergruppe ab

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Gab sogar ein Scheinbegräbnis

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Na ja das Begräbnis war echt ich hielt sie ja für tot

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Willst du es sehen

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Ich hab einen Adapter für zwei Kopfhörer falls du Filme sehen willst

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Nur einen deprimierenden Oder saukomischen

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Du hast ja einen Adapter Wir können zu zweit gucken

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Guten Tag hier spricht Ihre Pilotin

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Unsere Flugzeit nach Venedig beträgt acht Stunden 49 Minuten

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私は膀胱が小さいから通路側に座るよ

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あのモンハンやる

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やらない

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PCゲームとかやってみると結構

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いいわかった

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妻の話をしたことがあったかな

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ハイキング仲間と駆け落ちしたんだ

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だから私は嘘の葬式をした

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すごくリアルな葬式だった

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妻が本当に死んだと思えるように

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そのビデオあるけどみるかい

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デュアルアダプターがあるから

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良かったら一緒に映画でもどう

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ハッピーエンドか爆笑ものなら

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デュアルアダプターがあるから一緒に見られるよ

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ご搭乗の皆様こちらは機長です

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イタリアのヴェニスまで８時間49分の予定です

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Я с краю Проблемы с мочевым пузырём

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Хочешь поиграть в Убийц монстров

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Нет

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Ты играла когда нибудь в видеоигры Нет

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Понял

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Моя благоверная что якобы воскресла

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на самом деле сбежала к другому

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А мы её похоронили честь по чести По настоящему

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Я то думал она погибла Показать видео

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Посмотрим кино Есть переходник на двоих

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Только если драма или что то ржачное

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О у тебя двойной переходник Похороны посмотрим

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Добрый день дамы и господа Говорит командир корабля

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Время в пути до Венеции 8 часов 49 минут

Available in 8 languages

Duration

47 seconds

Views

1,309

Timestamp in Movie

00:13:04

Uploaded

Feb 07, 2026

Genres

action, adventure, comedy

Production

Marvel Studios,Pascal Pictures,Columbia Pictures

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Movie Summary

Following the events of Avengers: Endgame (2019), Spider-Man must step up to take on new threats in a world that has changed forever.