"Spider Man: Homecoming" quotes

00:05 Okay come on we'll be late to class I'm not going to class 00:09 Just a typical homecoming 00:31 I'm Captain America 00:06 What the hell 00:08 How do you think your buddy Stark paid for that tower 00:04 Big guy quit moving around I'm sorry sir 00:18 It would be F Thor 00:10 What are you wearing 00:08 My friends are up there 00:06 I need your help 01:12 I can't afford your bullshit 00:21 You got hit by a spider 00:08 That is literally the coolest sentence anyone has ever said 00:18 We should probably stop staring before it gets weird 00:18 Always got that internship 00:18 Do you lay eggs 00:18 But whatever 00:38 Here's my report for tonight 00:19 You got detention 00:13 I know that was scary 00:10 Can we go already 00:44 Are you kidding me 00:11 No one has actually told me why I'm in Berlin or what I'm... 00:13 I got to check my calendar first 00:11 It is I Thor son of Odin 00:19 Spider Man isn't a party trick 00:10 My friends call me MJ 00:34 That's terrible what happened down there in DC 00:08 I think I should probably give you a name 00:09 Hey please I'm down here 00:10 No thanks to me 00:09 Call me Spider Man 00:18 You missed 00:08 I wasn't too sure about this at first 01:12 Close to the vest 00:04 You're the Spider Man 00:07 How many times have I told you not to fire them out in the... 00:06 Don't make me go down there 00:09 Can I give you some advice 00:56 Sorry I took your suit 00:09 This is your chance 00:04 You were on the ceiling 00:55 Just don't do anything I would do 00:16 That's going to dissolve in two hours 00:26 I'm not obsessed with him 00:14 They don't care about us 00:25 How many times have I told you not to fire them out in the... 00:52 You don't understand how the world works 00:35 This is awesome 00:11 If I knew who he was 00:09 If you're nothing without this suit then you shouldn't have... 00:46 And then this little bastard in red tights shows up 00:18 What is going on with you 00:28 Don't interfere in my business again 00:16 On a school trip 00:08 Can you summon an army of spiders 00:14 I gotta go Hey where you going 00:10 But you are a kid 00:07 How's your daughter 00:05 I could be your guy in the chair I don't need a guy in the... 00:09 Can't you just be a friendly 00:24 Peter Are you okay Yeah 01:20 They're in the middle of a heist 00:49 I know you know what I'm talking about 00:20 Where are you going 00:15 What are you doing here 01:19 Get out of here 00:42 I have to show these videos 01:49 Where's the kid 03:50 Previously on Peter Screws the Pooch 03:50 Is everyone okay 00:53 I have the Stark Internship 00:45 I know you left detention today 00:39 In accordance with Executive Order 396 B 00:13 I'm sorry 00:20 I'm not old enough to drink 00:40 I don't know 02:17 You're young 01:52 You know what 00:28 How you doing