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"Spider Man: Homecoming" quotes

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Following the events of Captain America: Civil War, Peter Parker, with the help of his mentor Tony Stark, tries to balance his life as an ordinary high school student in Queens, New York City, with fighting crime as his superhero alter ego Spider-Man as a new threat, the Vulture, emerges.

Director: Jon Watts
Writer: Jonathan Goldstein (screenplay by), John Francis Daley (screenplay by), Jon Watts (screenplay by), Christopher Ford (screenplay by), Chris McKenna (screenplay by), Erik Sommers (screenplay by), Jonathan Goldstein (screen story by), John Francis Daley (screen story by), Stan Lee (based on the Marvel comic book by), Steve Ditko (based on the Marvel comic book by), Joe Simon (Captain America created by), Jack Kirby (Captain America created by)
Production: Columbia Pictures, Marvel Studios
Year: 2017
MetaScore: 73/100
ImdbRating: 7.4
BoxOffice: $334,201,140
Released: 07 Jul 2017
Awards: 7 wins & 10 nominations.
Just don't do anything I WOULD do - Spider Man: Homecoming 01:02 Just don't do anything I WOULD do Things are never gonna be the same - Spider Man: Homecoming 00:46 Things are never gonna be the same In accordance with Executive Order 396 B - Spider Man: Homecoming 00:39 In accordance with Executive Order 396 B I know you left detention today - Spider Man: Homecoming 00:45 I know you left detention today I have the Stark Internship - Spider Man: Homecoming 00:53 I have the Stark Internship Previously on  Peter Screws the Pooch - Spider Man: Homecoming 03:50 Previously on Peter Screws the Pooch Where's the kid - Spider Man: Homecoming 01:49 Where's the kid I have to show these videos - Spider Man: Homecoming 00:42 I have to show these videos Get out of here - Spider Man: Homecoming 01:19 Get out of here What are you doing here - Spider Man: Homecoming 00:15 What are you doing here Where are you going - Spider Man: Homecoming 00:20 Where are you going I know you know what I'm talking about - Spider Man: Homecoming 00:49 I know you know what I'm talking about They're in the middle of a heist - Spider Man: Homecoming 01:20 They're in the middle of a heist Peter Are you okay Yeah - Spider Man: Homecoming 00:24 Peter Are you okay Yeah Can't you just be a friendly - Spider Man: Homecoming 00:09 Can't you just be a friendly I could be your guy in the chair I don't need a guy in the chair - Spider Man: Homecoming 00:05 I could be your guy in the chair I don't need a guy in... How's your daughter - Spider Man: Homecoming 00:07 How's your daughter But you are a kid - Spider Man: Homecoming 00:10 But you are a kid I gotta go Hey where you going - Spider Man: Homecoming 00:14 I gotta go Hey where you going Can you summon an army of spiders - Spider Man: Homecoming 00:08 Can you summon an army of spiders On a school trip - Spider Man: Homecoming 00:16 On a school trip And then this little bastard in red tights shows up - Spider Man: Homecoming 00:46 And then this little bastard in red tights shows up If you're nothing without this suit then you shouldn't have it - Spider Man: Homecoming 00:09 If you're nothing without this suit then you... If I knew who he was - Spider Man: Homecoming 00:11 If I knew who he was You don't understand how the world works - Spider Man: Homecoming 00:52 You don't understand how the world works How many times have I told you not to fire them out in the open - Spider Man: Homecoming 00:25 How many times have I told you not to fire them out in the... They don't care about us - Spider Man: Homecoming 00:14 They don't care about us That's going to dissolve in two hours - Spider Man: Homecoming 00:16 That's going to dissolve in two hours You were on the ceiling - Spider Man: Homecoming 00:04 You were on the ceiling Just don't do anything I  would  do - Spider Man: Homecoming 00:55 Just don't do anything I would do This is your chance - Spider Man: Homecoming 00:09 This is your chance Sorry I took your suit - Spider Man: Homecoming 00:56 Sorry I took your suit Can I give you some advice - Spider Man: Homecoming 00:09 Can I give you some advice Don't make me go down there - Spider Man: Homecoming 00:06 Don't make me go down there How many times have I told you not to fire them out in the open - Spider Man: Homecoming 00:07 How many times have I told you not to fire them out in the... You're the Spider Man - Spider Man: Homecoming 00:04 You're the Spider Man Close to the vest - Spider Man: Homecoming 01:12 Close to the vest I wasn't too sure about this at first - Spider Man: Homecoming 00:08 I wasn't too sure about this at first You missed - Spider Man: Homecoming 00:18 You missed Call me Spider Man - Spider Man: Homecoming 00:09 Call me Spider Man No thanks to me - Spider Man: Homecoming 00:10 No thanks to me Hey please I'm down here - Spider Man: Homecoming 00:09 Hey please I'm down here I think I should probably give you a name - Spider Man: Homecoming 00:08 I think I should probably give you a name That's terrible what happened down there in DC - Spider Man: Homecoming 00:34 That's terrible what happened down there in DC My friends call me MJ - Spider Man: Homecoming 00:10 My friends call me MJ Spider Man isn't a party trick - Spider Man: Homecoming 00:19 Spider Man isn't a party trick It is I Thor son of Odin - Spider Man: Homecoming 00:11 It is I Thor son of Odin I got to check my calendar first - Spider Man: Homecoming 00:13 I got to check my calendar first No one has actually told me why I'm in Berlin or what I'm doing - Spider Man: Homecoming 00:11 No one has actually told me why I'm in Berlin or what... Can we go already - Spider Man: Homecoming 00:10 Can we go already I know that was scary - Spider Man: Homecoming 00:13 I know that was scary You got detention - Spider Man: Homecoming 00:19 You got detention Here's my report for tonight - Spider Man: Homecoming 00:38 Here's my report for tonight Do you lay eggs - Spider Man: Homecoming 00:18 Do you lay eggs Always got that internship - Spider Man: Homecoming 00:18 Always got that internship We should probably stop staring before it gets weird - Spider Man: Homecoming 00:18 We should probably stop staring before it gets weird That is literally the coolest sentence anyone has ever said - Spider Man: Homecoming 00:08 That is literally the coolest sentence anyone has ever said You got hit by a spider - Spider Man: Homecoming 00:21 You got hit by a spider I need your help - Spider Man: Homecoming 00:06 I need your help My friends are up there - Spider Man: Homecoming 00:08 My friends are up there What are you wearing - Spider Man: Homecoming 00:10 What are you wearing It would be F Thor - Spider Man: Homecoming 00:18 It would be F Thor Big guy quit moving around I'm sorry sir - Spider Man: Homecoming 00:04 Big guy quit moving around I'm sorry sir How do you think your buddy Stark paid for that tower - Spider Man: Homecoming 00:08 How do you think your buddy Stark paid for that tower What the hell - Spider Man: Homecoming 00:06 What the hell I'm Captain America - Spider Man: Homecoming 00:31 I'm Captain America Just a typical homecoming - Spider Man: Homecoming 00:09 Just a typical homecoming Okay come on we'll be late to class I'm not going to class - Spider Man: Homecoming 00:05 Okay come on we'll be late to class I'm not going... After the press conference,
Happy will show you to your room... - Spider Man: Homecoming 00:14 After the press conference, Happy will show you to your room... Are you expelled? - Spider Man: Homecoming 00:13 Are you expelled? Attention please - Spider Man: Homecoming 00:12 Attention please How's your aunt - Spider Man: Homecoming How's your aunt Chief, they're losing altitude.
Get out of there. - Spider Man: Homecoming 00:06 Chief, they're losing altitude. Get out of there. Cloning transponder signal. - Spider Man: Homecoming 00:12 Cloning transponder signal. Come on, Peter. - Spider Man: Homecoming 00:14 Come on, Peter. Damn. - Spider Man: Homecoming 00:10 Damn. Dropping down. - Spider Man: Homecoming 00:13 Dropping down. - Everyone stick together.
- Yeah. - Spider Man: Homecoming 00:13 - Everyone stick together. - Yeah. Excuse me can we go already - Spider Man: Homecoming 00:07 Excuse me can we go already - Freeze! FBI.
- Don't move. - Spider Man: Homecoming 00:11 - Freeze! FBI. - Don't move. Get out of the way. Get out of the way! - Spider Man: Homecoming 00:11 Get out of the way. Get out of the way! Good, so it's on its way. - Spider Man: Homecoming 00:08 Good, so it's on its way. Got a visual on the plane,
but I'm feeling a little resistance. - Spider Man: Homecoming 00:08 Got a visual on the plane, but I'm feeling a little res... Great. Guess I'm gonna
have to take a shortcut. - Spider Man: Homecoming 00:19 Great. Guess I'm gonna have to take a shortcut. He gave you a choice. - Spider Man: Homecoming 00:11 He gave you a choice. Hello? - Spider Man: Homecoming 00:17 Hello? Here. - Spider Man: Homecoming 00:09 Here. Hey, Big Bird. This doesn't belong to you. - Spider Man: Homecoming 00:07 Hey, Big Bird. This doesn't belong to you. Hey, Happy. What, uh...?
What are you doing here? - Spider Man: Homecoming 00:14 Hey, Happy. What, uh...? What are you doing here? Hey,
how you doing? Don't worry. I got you. - Spider Man: Homecoming 00:14 Hey, how you doing? Don't worry. I got you. Hey, Liz. - Spider Man: Homecoming 00:11 Hey, Liz. Hey, what's up? I'm on my way back. - Spider Man: Homecoming 00:18 Hey, what's up? I'm on my way back. "Hey, what's up? I'm Spider-Man. - Spider Man: Homecoming 00:11 "Hey, what's up? I'm Spider-Man. Hi, Peter. - Spider Man: Homecoming 00:16 Hi, Peter. ♪ I saw your eyes ♪ - Spider Man: Homecoming 00:31 ♪ I saw your eyes ♪ Chief, they're powering up engines. - Spider Man: Homecoming 00:07 Chief, they're powering up engines. I don't know I gotta check my calendar first - Spider Man: Homecoming 00:12 I don't know I gotta check my calendar first - Good evening, Peter.
- Hello? Hello? - Spider Man: Homecoming 00:25 - Good evening, Peter. - Hello? Hello? Great job, Peter.
You are 98 percent successful. - Spider Man: Homecoming 00:12 Great job, Peter. You are 98 percent successful. If you're nothing without this suit,
then you shouldn't have it. - Spider Man: Homecoming 00:06 If you're nothing without this suit, then you shouldn&#... Look out for the cloaking cameras.
Stay in the blind spots. - Spider Man: Homecoming 00:05 Look out for the cloaking cameras. Stay in the blind spots. Spider guy's here. - Spider Man: Homecoming 00:20 Spider guy's here. Trust me, boss, even one of
those boxes and we are set for life. - Spider Man: Homecoming 00:07 Trust me, boss, even one of those boxes and we are set for l... I wasn't sure about this thing at first,
but damn. - Spider Man: Homecoming 00:13 I wasn't sure about this thing at first, but damn. You have 30 seconds
to get to the cockpit... - Spider Man: Homecoming 00:05 You have 30 seconds to get to the cockpit... I'm sorry, Peter. - Spider Man: Homecoming 00:15 I'm sorry, Peter. It is I Thor son of Odin - Spider Man: Homecoming 00:04 It is I Thor son of Odin It looked so insane. That whole... - Spider Man: Homecoming 00:18 It looked so insane. That whole... Just a typical homecoming... - Spider Man: Homecoming 00:09 Just a typical homecoming... Launch for intercept.
Green light. Green light. - Spider Man: Homecoming 00:06 Launch for intercept. Green light. Green light. - Move.
- Get to the top deck. - Spider Man: Homecoming 00:05 - Move. - Get to the top deck. My head. - Spider Man: Homecoming 00:29 My head. Nice. - Spider Man: Homecoming 00:32 Nice. No, no, no.
Karen, what's going on up there? - Spider Man: Homecoming 00:15 No, no, no. Karen, what's going on up there? No one has actually told me why I'm in Berlin or what I'm doing - Spider Man: Homecoming 00:09 No one has actually told me why I'm in Berlin or what... No. - Spider Man: Homecoming 00:06 No. Oh, my God. Look at the ceiling. - Spider Man: Homecoming 00:26 Oh, my God. Look at the ceiling. Oh, my God. Oh, my God. - Spider Man: Homecoming 00:08 Oh, my God. Oh, my God. Oh, my God. What do I do? Karen... - Spider Man: Homecoming 00:16 Oh, my God. What do I do? Karen... Okay I know that was scary but our safety systems are working - Spider Man: Homecoming 00:12 Okay I know that was scary but our safety systems are... Okay. Oh, my God. - Spider Man: Homecoming 00:30 Okay. Oh, my God. - Peter. Are you okay?
- Yeah. - Spider Man: Homecoming 00:21 - Peter. Are you okay? - Yeah. Please be sure
all cell phones are turned off. - Spider Man: Homecoming 00:15 Please be sure all cell phones are turned off. So, uh, how long you been here? - Spider Man: Homecoming 00:23 So, uh, how long you been here? Stand down! - Spider Man: Homecoming 00:27 Stand down! - Suit lady, what was that?!
- You told me to choose. - Spider Man: Homecoming 00:10 - Suit lady, what was that?! - You told me to choose. That was a test, right? - Spider Man: Homecoming 00:16 That was a test, right? This is D.C. Metro Police.
Identify yourself. - Spider Man: Homecoming 00:15 This is D.C. Metro Police. Identify yourself. This is so awesome. - Spider Man: Homecoming 00:18 This is so awesome. Thought you got away from me,
didn't you? - Spider Man: Homecoming 00:15 Thought you got away from me, didn't you? Time to go home, Pete. - Spider Man: Homecoming 00:05 Time to go home, Pete. Toomes' phone. - Spider Man: Homecoming 00:09 Toomes' phone. Ugh... on, hey, guys. - Spider Man: Homecoming 00:16 Ugh... on, hey, guys. Uh, Mr. Stark. - Spider Man: Homecoming 00:12 Uh, Mr. Stark. What was that? - Spider Man: Homecoming 00:28 What was that? What the hell? - Spider Man: Homecoming 00:15 What the hell? What's up, Penis Parker? - Spider Man: Homecoming 00:27 What's up, Penis Parker? Whoa, cool. It's like some kind of
matter phase shifter. - Spider Man: Homecoming 00:12 Whoa, cool. It's like some kind of matter phase shifter... Whoa! Whoo! Whoo! - Spider Man: Homecoming 00:12 Whoa! Whoo! Whoo! - Who's the guy on the left?
- Mac Gargan. - Spider Man: Homecoming 00:22 - Who's the guy on the left? - Mac Gargan. Yes! - Spider Man: Homecoming 00:28 Yes! - You don't see that every day.
- Oh, there they are. - Spider Man: Homecoming 00:20 - You don't see that every day. - Oh, there they are. You must be Peter. - Spider Man: Homecoming 00:14 You must be Peter. Your wingsuit. - Spider Man: Homecoming 00:06 Your wingsuit. You're messing with things
you don't understand. - Spider Man: Homecoming 00:05 You're messing with things you don't understand. Can you summon an army of spiders - Spider Man: Homecoming 00:06 Can you summon an army of spiders Can't you just be a friendly - Spider Man: Homecoming 00:07 Can't you just be a friendly Good old Spider Man - Spider Man: Homecoming 00:05 Good old Spider Man Hi I'm Captain America here to talk to you - Spider Man: Homecoming 00:23 Hi I'm Captain America here to talk to you How's your daughter - Spider Man: Homecoming 00:04 How's your daughter I couldn't bear to lose a student on a school trip - Spider Man: Homecoming 00:07 I couldn't bear to lose a student on a school trip I uh gotta go Hey where you going - Spider Man: Homecoming 00:13 I uh gotta go Hey where you going I wasn't sure about this thing at first but damn - Spider Man: Homecoming 00:07 I wasn't sure about this thing at first but damn I'm sick of him treating me like a kid all the time - Spider Man: Homecoming 00:09 I'm sick of him treating me like a kid all the time Just a typical homecoming - Spider Man: Homecoming 00:09 Just a typical homecoming My My friends call me MJ - Spider Man: Homecoming 00:08 My My friends call me MJ Peter Are you okay Yeah - Spider Man: Homecoming 00:21 Peter Are you okay Yeah Peter - Spider Man: Homecoming 00:50 Peter Seriously - Spider Man: Homecoming 01:54 Seriously Shut it off Don't make me come down there punk - Spider Man: Homecoming 00:05 Shut it off Don't make me come down there punk Sorry I took your suit - Spider Man: Homecoming 01:37 Sorry I took your suit Spider Man is not a party trick okay - Spider Man: Homecoming 00:10 Spider Man is not a party trick okay Thank you - Spider Man: Homecoming 00:14 Thank you That's gonna dissolve in two hours - Spider Man: Homecoming 00:11 That's gonna dissolve in two hours What the fu - Spider Man: Homecoming 00:03 What the fu Where is it Can I give you some advice - Spider Man: Homecoming 00:07 Where is it Can I give you some advice Whoa they're in the middle of a heist - Spider Man: Homecoming 00:30 Whoa they're in the middle of a heist You're that spider guy on YouTube right - Spider Man: Homecoming 00:08 You're that spider guy on YouTube right You're still on that I told you no - Spider Man: Homecoming 00:44 You're still on that I told you no You're the Spider Man - Spider Man: Homecoming 00:04 You're the Spider Man

Cast

Peter Parker - Tom Holland
Adrian Toomes - Michael Keaton
Tony Stark - Robert Downey Jr.
May Parker - Marisa Tomei
Happy Hogan - Jon Favreau