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Hey, can I be your guy in the chair?

Spider Man: Homecoming

Hey, can I be your guy in the chair?- What?

Spider Man: Homecoming • 2017

Hey, can I be your guy in the chair?- What?

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Hey can I be your guy in the chair What

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Yeah You know how there's a guy with a headset

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telling the other guy where to go

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If you're in a burning building I could tell you where to go

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There'd be screens around me and I could swivel around

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I could be your guy in the chair I don't need a guy in the chair

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Looking good Parker

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Now see for me it would be F Thor

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marry Iron Man and kill Hulk

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Well what about the Spider Man

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It's just Spider Man

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Did you see the bank security cam on YouTube He fought off four guys

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كما تعلم يكون هناك شخصا ما لديه سماعة أذن يتحدث إلى الشخص الآخر و يقوم بإرشاده مثل

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إذا كنت عالقا في مبنى بإمكاني أن أخبرك إلى أين تذهب لأنه سيكون حولي شاشات

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و بإمكاني أن أدور حولهم لأنني سأكون مساعدك

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نيد لا أحتاج إلى مساعد أحسنت يا باركر

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لنرى بالنسبة لي سأختار أن أضاجع ثور

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و أتزوج أيرون مان و أقتل هالك

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حسنا ماذا عن الرجل العنكبوت إنه مجرد رجل عنكبوت

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هل رأيتم ذلك المقطع على يوتيوب لقد قاتل أربعة أشخاص

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يا إلهي إنها معجبة بـ الرجل العنكبوت مستحيل

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نوعا ما هذا مقزز

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ربما عمره 30 عام أنت لا تعرفين حتى كيف يبدو

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Je peux être ton geek dans le fauteuil

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Y a toujours un geek avec des écouteurs

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qui dit à l'autre où aller

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Si t'es coincé dans un incendie je te dirai où aller

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en matant des écrans car je serai ton geek

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Pas besoin d'un geek

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Bravo Parker

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Pour moi ça serait

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coucher avec Thor épouser Iron Man et tuer Hulk

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Et le Spider Man

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C'est Spider Man

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Vous avez vu la vidéo sur YouTube Il a battu quatre mecs

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Kann ich dein Typ im Stuhl sein Was

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Es gibt immer einen Typ mit Headset

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der dem anderen sagt wo er hin muss

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Ich leite dich aus einem brennenden Haus

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Ich habe Bildschirme und rolle immer hin und her

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Dein Typ im Stuhl Ich brauche keinen Stuhltypen

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Sieht gut aus Parker

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Also ich würde am liebsten Thor vernaschen

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Iron Man heiraten und Hulk töten

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Und was ist mit dem Spider Man

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Er heißt nur Spider Man

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Kennt ihr das YouTube Video aus der Bank Er kämpft mit vier Typen

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You know how there's a guy with a headset telling the other guy where to go Like

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Like if you're stuck in an apartment building I could tell you where to go 'cause there'd be screens around me

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And I could swivel around them 'cause I'd be your guy in the chair

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Ned I don't need a guy in the chair Looking good Barker

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Now see for me it would be F Thor

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Marry Iron Man and kill Hulk

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Well what about the Spider Man It's just Spider Man

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And did you guys see that security cam on YouTube He fought off 4 guys

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Oh my gosh She's crushing on Spider Man No way

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Kind of Ugh Gross

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He's probably like 30 You don't even know what he looks like

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僕は椅子に座っている人じゃ駄目

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なに

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ヘッドセットはめて他の人に

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道指示して人がいるじゃん

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炎上している建物に囲まれたら僕が指示するよ

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モニターが多い部屋で経路も決めて

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椅子に座っている相棒だよそんな者いらない

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うまいぞパーカー

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私ならソーかな

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アイアンマンと結婚してハルクを殺す

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スパイダーマンは

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そのままスパイダーマンだよ

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YouTubeで銀行の監視カメラ見た 4対1で戦ったよ

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Можно я буду твоим заместителем Что

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Ну как тот тип с наушниками и микрофоном

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который говорит тому другому куда идти

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Если ты окажешься в горящем здании я могу сказать тебе куда идти

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Вокруг меня будут мониторы и я буду кататься на кресле

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Я могу быть твоим замом в кресле Мне не нужен зам в кресле

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Хорошо Паркер

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А я бы трахнула Тора

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вышла бы за Железного человека и убила бы Халка

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А как насчет Человека паука

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Это просто Человек паук

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Вы видели запись с камеры в банке на Ютубе Он победил пятерых

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Боже она запала на Человека паука

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Puedo ser tu tipo de la silla

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Qué

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Siempre hay un tipo con audífonos diciéndole al otro a dónde ir

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Si estuvieras en un edificio en llamas podría dirigirte

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porque tendría varias pantallas

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Puedo ser tu tipo de la silla No necesito a un tipo de la silla

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Vas bien Parker

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Para mí sería

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Tirarme a Thor casarme con Iron Man y matar a Hulk

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Qué tal el Hombre Araña

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Es Hombre Araña a secas

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Vieron el video del banco Peleó contra cuatro

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Ay se está enamorando de él

Available in 8 languages

Duration

6 seconds

Views

164

Timestamp in Movie

00:27:15

Uploaded

Jan 16, 2026

Genres

action, adventure, science fiction, drama

Production

Marvel Studios,Pascal Pictures,LStar Capital,Columbia Pictures

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Movie Summary

Following the events of Captain America: Civil War, Peter Parker, with the help of his mentor Tony Stark, tries to balance his life as an ordinary high school student in Queens, New York City, with fighting crime as his superhero alter ego Spider-Man as a new threat, the Vulture, emerges.