Previously on "Peter Screws the Pooch", I tell you to stay away from this. Instead, you...

Tony Stark:
Previously on "Peter Screws the Pooch", I tell you to stay away from this. Instead, you hacked a multi-million dollar suit so you could sneak around behind my back doing the *one thing* I told you not to do.
Peter Parker:
Is everyone okay?
Tony Stark:
No thanks to you.
Peter Parker:
No thanks to me? Those weapons were out there and I tried to tell you about it, but you didn't listen. None of this would've happened if you had just listened to me! If you even cared, you'd actually be here.
[Tony Stark steps out of the suit to reveal that he *is* in fact there]

Tony Stark:
I did listen, kid. Who do you think called the FBI, huh? Do you know that I was the only one who believed in you? Everyone else said I was *crazy* to recruit a 14-year-old kid.
Peter Parker:
I'm 15.
Tony Stark:
No, this is where you ZIP IT, alright? The adult is talking! What if somebody had died tonight? Different story, right? 'Cause that's on *you*. And if you died, I feel like that's on me. I don't need that on my conscience.
Peter Parker:
Yes, sir, I...
Tony Stark:
Yes.
Peter Parker:
I'm sorry. In sorry.
Tony Stark:
"Sorry" doesn't cut it.
Peter Parker:
I understand. I just wanted to be like you.
Tony Stark:
And I wanted you to be better. Okay, it's not working out. I'm gonna need the suit back.
Peter Parker:
For how long?
Tony Stark:
Forever.
Peter Parker:
[on the verge of tears]
No! No, no, no! Please, please, please!
Tony Stark:
Let's have it.
Peter Parker:
You don't understand! This is all I have! I'm nothing without this suit!
Tony Stark:
If you're nothing without this suit, then you shouldn't have it, okay? God, I sound like my dad.
Peter Parker:
I don't have any other clothes.
Tony Stark:
Okay, we'll sort that out.

Okay. - Oh, my God. - Good, good. Come on up. Come on, you guys, stay back. - Come on in. - You guys good? So is everyone okay? This is your chance, Peter. Kiss her. Thank you. Are you really friends with Peter Parker? I can finish the next order, but without any new materials from that truck... Yeah, damn it. We still have enough to do the Gargan deal though, right? Yeah, but then that's it. Maybe it is time that I built the high-altitude seal. - Would you shut up about that? - It's only one job. No. Eight years, not a word from the feds, nothing from those... ...Halloween-costume-wearing bozos up there in Stark Tower. And then all of a sudden, this little bastard in red tights shows up. And he thinks he can tear down everything I've built. Really? I'm gonna kill him. - I'm gonna find him... - Found him. The Spider-Man swooped in... ...heroically saving an Academic Decathlon team from Queens. The identity of the masked hero is still unknown. - Mom. - Oh, kids. All right. Peter. Come here, come here, come here. This past weekend, Midtown's Academic Decathlon team... ...defeated the country's best to win the national championship. Later that day, they also defeated death. Explosion. Sally scream. Flash scream. Everybody screaming. There were purple lasers and smoke. It was **** tight, like a Bon Jovi concert. As you know, we made it out alive, and that's the important thing. I couldn't bear to lose a student on a school trip. Not again. Thankfully, no one was seriously injured thanks to the Spider-Man. - Thank you, Spider-Man. - Thank you, Spider-Man. Up next: the Spider-Man mania is sweeping the school. How can you show your spider spirit? Dude, dude, dude. What is it like being famous when nobody knows it's you? - Crazy, dude. - It's crazy. - Should we tell everyone? - No. - Should I tell everyone? - No, dude. That's not a good idea. - Okay, come on, we'll be late to class. - I'm not going to class. You're already in trouble for ditching the decathlon. Dude, listen, I figured it out. The wingsuit guy is stealing from Damage Control. What he takes from Damage Control, that's how he builds the weapons. - So all I gotta do is catch him. - But we have a Spanish quiz. Ned, I'm probably never gonna come back here. Mr. Stark is moving the Avengers upstate... - ...so when I bring this guy in... - Dude. You want to be a high school dropout? I am so far beyond high school right now. Parker, my office. So... ...you got detention. You screwed up. You know what you did was wrong. The question is, how are you gonna make things right? Maybe you were trying to be cool. But take it from a guy who's been frozen for 65 years... ...the only way to really be cool is to follow the rules. We all know what's right. We all know what's wrong. Next time those turkeys try to convince you of something... - ...you know is wrong... - Where you going? Get back here. ...just think to yourself, what would Captain America do? Why are you here? You don't have detention. Oh, I know. I just like coming here to sketch people in crisis. It's you. So your body's changing. Believe me, I know how that feels.