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Previously on Peter Screws the PoochI tell you to stay away from thisInstead you hacked a multimillion dollar suitso you could sneak around behind my backdoing the one thing I told you not to doIs

Spider Man: Homecoming

Okay, we'll sort that out

Spider Man: Homecoming • 2017

Tony Stark:Previously on "Peter Screws the Pooch", I tell you to stay away from this. Instead, you hacked a multi-million dollar suit so you could sneak around behind my back doing the *one thing* I told you not to do.Peter Parker:Is everyone okay?Tony Stark:No thanks to you.Peter Parker:No thanks to me? Those weapons were out there and I tried to tell you about it, but you didn't listen. None of this would've happened if you had just listened to me! If you even cared, you'd actually be here.Tony Stark:I did listen, kid. Who do you think called the FBI, huh? Do you know that I was the only one who believed in you? Everyone else said I was *crazy* to recruit a 14-year-old kid.Peter Parker:I'm 15.Tony Stark:No, this is where you ZIP IT, alright? The adult is talking! What if somebody had died tonight? Different story, right? 'Cause that's on *you*. And if you died, I feel like that's on me. I don't need that on my conscience.Peter Parker:Yes, sir, I...Tony Stark:Yes.Peter Parker:I'm sorry. In sorry.Tony Stark:"Sorry" doesn't cut it.Peter Parker:I understand. I just wanted to be like you.Tony Stark:And I wanted you to be better. Okay, it's not working out. I'm gonna need the suit back.Peter Parker:For how long?Tony Stark:Forever.Peter Parker: No! No, no, no! Please, please, please!Tony Stark:Let's have it.Peter Parker:You don't understand! This is all I have! I'm nothing without this suit!Tony Stark:If you're nothing without this suit, then you shouldn't have it, okay? God, I sound like my dad.Peter Parker:I don't have any other clothes.Tony Stark:Okay, we'll sort that out

Full Transcript

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Previously on Peter Screws the Pooch

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I tell you to stay away from this

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Instead you hacked a multimillion dollar suit

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so you could sneak around behind my back

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doing the one thing I told you not to do

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Is everyone okay

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No thanks to you

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No thanks to me

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Those weapons were out there and I tried to tell you about it

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but you didn't listen

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None of this would've happened if you had just listened to me

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If you even cared you'd actually be here

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I did listen kid Who do you think called the FBI huh

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Do you know I was the only one who believed in you

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Everyone else said I was crazy to recruit a 14 year old kid

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I'm 15 No this is where you zip it all right

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The adult is talking What if somebody had died tonight

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Different story right Because that's on you

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And if you died

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I feel like that's on me

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I don't need that on my conscience Yes sir

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I'm sorry I understand Sorry doesn't cut it

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I just wanted to be like you

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And I wanted you to be better

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It's not working out I'm gonna need the suit back

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For how long Forever

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Yeah that's how it works No no Please

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Let's have it Please this is all I have

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I'm nothing without this suit

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If you're nothing without this suit then you shouldn't have it

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Okay

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God I sound like my dad

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I don't have any other clothes

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Okay we'll sort that out

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سابقا في بيتر ي فسد الأمر أعتقد أنني أخبرتك أن تبتعد عن هذا

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بدلا من ذلك اخترقت بدلة بملايين الدولارات حتى يمكنك أن تتسلل من وراء ظهري

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لتقوم بالشيء الوحيد الذي أخبرتك ألا تفعله

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هل الجميع بخير لا و الفضل يعود لك

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الفضل يعود لي

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تلك الأسلحة منتشرة وحاولت أن أخبرك عنها و لكنك لم ت نصت إلي

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لم يكن ليحدث أيا من هذا لو كنت استمعت إلي

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إذا كنت تبالي حتى لكنت جئت بنفسك

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أنا أنصت يا فتى من برأيك اتصل بالمكتب الفيدرالي

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أتعلم أنني كنت الشخص الوحيد الذي آمن بك

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الجميع قالوا أنني مجنون لتجنيد طفل عمره 14 عام

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أنا 15 عام لا هذا حيث تغلق فمك

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حسنا الكبار يتحدثون

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ماذا لو كات أحدهم اليوم قصة مختلفة صحيح لأن هذا ذنبك

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و إذا مت أنت أعتقد أن هذا سيكون ذنبي

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لا أريد أن يتحمل ضميري هذا أجل يا سيدي أنا آسف

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آسف لن ت نهي الأمر أفهم هذا أردت فقط أن أكون مثلك

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و أنا أردتك أن تكون أفضل مني

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حسنا هذا لا يفلح سأحتاج أن استعيد البدلة

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لكم من الوقت للأبد

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لا لا لا لا رجاء

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أعطني إياها أنت لا تفهم

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هذا كل ما لدي أنا لا أساوي شيء بدون البدلة

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إذا كنت لا تساوي شيء بدون البدلة إذن لا يجب عليك امتلاكها

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حسنا يا إلهي أبدو كوالدي

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ليس لدي ملابس أخرى

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حسنا سنقوم بحل هذه المشكلة

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Précédemment dans Peter roi du couac

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je t'avais dit d'être sage

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Et toi tu pirates un costume valant des millions pour agir en douce

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et faire le seul truc que je t'avais interdit

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Pas de blessés

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Pas grâce à toi

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Pas grâce à moi

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Pour ces armes j'ai essayé de vous le dire vous avez pas écouté

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Ça serait pas arrivé si vous m'aviez écouté

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Si ça vous touchait vous seriez là

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Je t'ai écouté

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A ton avis qui a averti le FBI

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J'étais le seul à croire en toi

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tous disaient que j'étais fou de recruter un gamin de 14 ans

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J'ai 15 ans Tu la boucles l'adulte parle

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Si quelqu'un était mort Ça changerait tout ce serait ta faute

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Et si tu meurs

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là ça sera ma faute

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Je veux pas ça sur ma conscience

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Je suis désolé

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Ça suffit pas Non

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Je voulais être comme vous

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Et moi que tu me surpasses

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Ça marche pas rends moi le costume

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Jusqu'à quand Pour toujours

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Je vous en prie

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Vous pigez pas j'ai que ça je suis rien sans ce costume

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Si tu n'es rien sans ce costume tu le mérites pas

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On dirait mon père

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J'ai rien mis dessous

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On va arranger ça

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behind my back doing the one thing I told you not to do

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Is everyone okay No thanks to you

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No thanks to me

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Those weapons were out there and I tried to tell you about it but you didn't listen

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None of this would've happened if you had just listened to me

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If you even cared you'd actually be here

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I did listen kid Who do you think called the FBI huh

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Do you know that I was the only one who believed in you

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Everyone else said I was crazy to recruit a 14 year old kid

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I'm 15 No this is where you zip it All right The adult is talking

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What if somebody had died tonight Different story right 'Cause that's on you

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And if you died I feel like that's on me

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I don't need that on my conscience Yes sir I'm sorry I

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Sorry doesn't cut it I understand I just wanted to be like you

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And I wanted you to be better

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Okay It's not working out I'm gonna need the suit back

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For how long Forever

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No No no no Please

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Let's have it You don't understand

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This is all I have I'm nothing without this suit

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If you're nothing without this suit then you shouldn't have it

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Okay God I sound like my dad

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I don't have any other clothes

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Okay We'll sort that out

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私が前にこのようなことには

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関わるなと言ったはずだ

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高いスーツをハッキングして

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勝手に行動して

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私がするなと言った一つをした

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みんな無事ですか

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君に感謝はしない

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これが私の責任ですか

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その兵器危険だと言っても

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無視したじゃないですか

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僕の話を聞いていたらこんな事にならなかったんです

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もっと神経を使っていたらあなたが直接ここに来たでしょう

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私は君の言うことを聞いた FBIを誰が要請したと思うのか

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君を信じたのは私1人だった

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14歳の少年を雇うなんて狂ったと言われた

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15歳です口を閉じていろ

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大人が言ってんだ今日誰かが死んでいたら

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君の責任だから気分が違っただろう

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お前が死ねば

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私の責任だと思った

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そんな良心は必要ない

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はいごめんなさい謝罪で済むことじゃない

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スタークさんのようになりたかったんです

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私よりはましになって欲しかった

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もう分かったからスーツを持って行くつもりだ

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いつまででしょうか永遠に

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だめですお願いですきみが自ら招いたんだ

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スーツ脱いでこれはだめです

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私はスーツなしでは何でもないです

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スーツなしでは何でもないんだったらますます持っててはだめだ

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父親のように話しているね

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他の服を持って来てないです

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それは解決しよう

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В предыдущих сериях Как Питер Паркер лажает

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я говорил тебе не вмешиваться

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Вместо этого ты взломал костюм за миллионы долларов

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чтобы мог скрываться от меня

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и делать то что я запретил Никто не пострадал

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Пострадал из за тебя

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Из за меня

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Это оружие на улицах и я пытался вам это сказать

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но вы не слушали

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Ничего этого бы не было если бы вы меня послушали

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Или если бы вам было не все равно и вы бы были здесь на самом деле

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Я слушал сынок Как ты думаешь кто вызвал ФБР

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Ты знаешь что я единственный кто в тебя верил

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Все говорили что я спятил завербовав 14 летнего пацана

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Мне 15 Нет тут ты закроешь рот

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Взрослые говорят Что если бы кто то сегодня погиб

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Совсем другая история да Потому что ты бы был виноват

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И если бы ты погиб

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виноват был бы я

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Не хочу быть за это в ответе Да сэр

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Мне очень жаль Я понимаю Сожаление не поможет

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Я просто хотел быть как вы

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А я хотел чтобы ты был лучше меня

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Ничего не получается Верни мне костюм

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Как надолго Навсегда

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Да таковы правила Нет прошу вас

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Давай сюда Пожалуйста это все что у меня есть

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Без этого костюма я никто

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Если ты никто без этого костюма ты не достоин его носить

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Понял

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Господи говорю как мой отец

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У меня нет другой одежды

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С этим мы разберемся

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Previamente en Peter mete la pata Te digo que no te metas en esto

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En vez de eso hackeas un traje muy caro para ir a mis espaldas

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a hacer la cosa que te dije que no hicieras

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Están todos bien

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Sí pero no gracias a ti

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No gracias a mí

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Intenté hablarle de esas armas pero no me hizo caso

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Esto no habría pasado si me hubiera escuchado

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Si le importara estaría aquí

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Sí te hice caso

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Quién crees que llamó al FBI

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Sabes que yo fui el único que creyó en ti

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Todos dijeron que estaba loco de reclutar a un chico de 14 años

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Tengo 15 Cállate El adulto está hablando

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Y si alguien hubiera muerto hoy Tú hubieras tenido la culpa

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Y si tú hubieras muerto

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yo hubiera tenido la culpa

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No necesito cargar con eso

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Sí señor disculpe No es suficiente

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Yo sólo quería ser como usted

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Y yo quería que fueras mejor

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Esto no está funcionando Devuélveme el traje

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Cuánto tiempo Para siempre

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No Por favor

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Entrégamelo No entiende

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Esto es todo lo que tengo No soy nada sin este traje

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Si no eres nada sin el traje no deberías tenerlo

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Ay parezco mi papá

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No tengo otra ropa

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Ya arreglaremos eso

Available in 7 languages

Duration

95 seconds

Views

1,333

Timestamp in Movie

01:20:29

Uploaded

Mar 19, 2026

Genres

action, adventure, science fiction, drama

Production

Marvel Studios,Pascal Pictures,LStar Capital,Columbia Pictures

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Movie Summary

Following the events of Captain America: Civil War, Peter Parker, with the help of his mentor Tony Stark, tries to balance his life as an ordinary high school student in Queens, New York City, with fighting crime as his superhero alter ego Spider-Man as a new threat, the Vulture, emerges.