All right, people, let's do this one last time. My name is Peter B. Parker. I was bitten...
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Peter B. Parker:
All right, people, let's do this one last time. My name is Peter B. Parker. I was bitten by a radioactive spider, and for the last twenty-two years I thought I was the one and only Spider-Man. I'm pretty sure you know the rest. You see, I saved the city, fell in love, I got married, saved the city some more, maybe too much, my marriage got testy, made some dicey money choices - don't invest in a Spider-themed restaurant. Then like fifteen years passed, blah blah blah super boring, I broke my back, a drone flew into my face, I buried Aunt May, my wife and I split up. But I handled it like a champion.
[cut to Peter crying on the floor of the shower in his spider-suit]
Peter B. Parker:
'Cause you know what? No matter how many times I get hit, I always get back up. And I got a lot of time to reflect and work on myself. Did you know that seahorses that they mate for life? Could you imagine a seahorse seeing another seahorse and then making it work? She wanted kids and it scared me. I'm pretty sure I broke her heart. Flash forward, I'm in my apartment doing pushups, doing ab crunches, getting strong -
[he is actually lying on the floor eating pizza]
Peter B. Parker:
- when this weird thing happened. And I gotta say, weird things happen to me a lot. But this was *real* weird. You see, I was in New York, but... things were different. Also I was dead. And blonde. I was kind of... perfect. It was like looking in a mirror. I have a feeling the thing that brought me here was the thing that got him killed. You wanna know what happened next?
[beat]
Peter B. Parker:
Me, too.
Transcript
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PETER 2 All right people let's do this one last time
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My name is Peter B Parker
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I was bitten by a radioactive spider
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And for the last 22 years
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I thought I was the one and only Spider Man
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What a day
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I'm pretty sure you know the rest
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You see I saved the city fell in love I got married
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saved the city some more maybe too much
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My marriage got testy made some dicey money choices
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Don't invest in a spider themed restaurant
Clip duration: 34 seconds
Views: 2080
Timestamp in movie: 00h 35m 41s
Uploaded: 13 February, 2022
Genres: action, adventure, animation, science fiction
Summary: Miles Morales is juggling his life between being a high school student and being a spider-man. When Wilson "Kingpin" Fisk uses a super collider, others from across the Spider-Verse are transported to this dimension.
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00:36 All right kid You win
00:07 Is that all you got
00:33 Miles it's your dad
00:36 PETER 2 Oh yeah I got one of these too
00:08 And it's a no on the cape I think it's cool
00:36 I'd say it's nice to see you again Spider Man
00:14 Seriously Dad Walking would've been fine
00:18 Look at that Another new coffee shop
00:07 Hey Your shoe's untied
00:14 So how did you get here
00:20 Okay I'm kinda freaking out right now
00:36 MILES So how do we retrace Peter's steps
00:07 Would you mind taking this outside
00:12 Hold on Get a load of how the waiters are dressed
00:15 PORKER My name is Peter Porker
00:17 Mmm I love this burger So delicious
00:13 I gotta say you're amazing man
00:14 You look tired Peter
00:37 I killed Spider Man
00:26 Miles you gotta unstick