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Peter B. Parker:
All right, people, let's do this one last time. My name is Peter B. Parker. I was bitten by a radioactive spider, and for the last twenty-two years I thought I was the one and only Spider-Man. I'm pretty sure you know the rest. You see, I saved the city, fell in love, I got married, saved the city some more, maybe too much, my marriage got testy, made some dicey money choices - don't invest in a Spider-themed restaurant. Then like fifteen years passed, blah blah blah super boring, I broke my back, a drone flew into my face, I buried Aunt May, my wife and I split up. But I handled it like a champion.Peter B. Parker:'Cause you know what? No matter how many times I get hit, I always get back up. And I got a lot of time to reflect and work on myself. Did you know that seahorses that they mate for life? Could you imagine a seahorse seeing another seahorse and then making it work? She wanted kids and it scared me. I'm pretty sure I broke her heart. Flash forward, I'm in my apartment doing pushups, doing ab crunches, getting strong -Peter B. Parker:- when this weird thing happened. And I gotta say, weird things happen to me a lot. But this was *real* weird. You see, I was in New York, but... things were different. Also I was dead. And blonde. I was kind of... perfect. It was like looking in a mirror. I have a feeling the thing that brought me here was the thing that got him killed. You wanna know what happened next?Peter B. Parker:Me, too
All right, people, let's do this one last time. My name is Peter B. Parker. I was bitten by a radioactive spider, and for the last twenty-two years I thought I was the one and only Spider-Man. I'm pretty sure you know the rest. You see, I saved the city, fell in love, I got married, saved the city some more, maybe too much, my marriage got testy, made some dicey money choices - don't invest in a Spider-themed restaurant. Then like fifteen years passed, blah blah blah super boring, I broke my back, a drone flew into my face, I buried Aunt May, my wife and I split up. But I handled it like a champion.Peter B. Parker:'Cause you know what? No matter how many times I get hit, I always get back up. And I got a lot of time to reflect and work on myself. Did you know that seahorses that they mate for life? Could you imagine a seahorse seeing another seahorse and then making it work? She wanted kids and it scared me. I'm pretty sure I broke her heart. Flash forward, I'm in my apartment doing pushups, doing ab crunches, getting strong -Peter B. Parker:- when this weird thing happened. And I gotta say, weird things happen to me a lot. But this was *real* weird. You see, I was in New York, but... things were different. Also I was dead. And blonde. I was kind of... perfect. It was like looking in a mirror. I have a feeling the thing that brought me here was the thing that got him killed. You wanna know what happened next?Peter B. Parker:Me, too
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All right people let's do this one last time
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My name is Peter B Parker
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I was bitten by a radioactive spider
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And for the last 22 years
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I thought I was the one and only Spider Man
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What a day
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I'm pretty sure you know the rest
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You see I saved the city fell in love I got married
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saved the city some more maybe too much
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My marriage got testy made some dicey money choices
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Don't invest in a spider themed restaurant
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Then like 15 years passed Blah blah blah Super boring
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I broke my back a drone flew into my face
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I buried Aunt May
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My wife and I split up
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But I handled it like a champion
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'Cause you know what
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no matter how many times I get hit
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I always get back up
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And I got a lot of time to reflect and work on myself
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Did you know that seahorses that they mate for life
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Could you imagine
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A seahorse seeing another seahorse
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and then making it work
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She wanted kids and
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And it scared me
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I'm pretty sure I broke her heart
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Flash forward I'm in my apartment doing push ups
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doing ab crunches getting strong
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when this weird thing happened
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And I gotta say weird things happen to me a lot
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But this was real weird
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Ow
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You see I was in New York but things were different
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Also I was dead
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And blond
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I was kind of perfect
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It was like looking in a mirror
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I have a feeling that the thing
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that brought me here
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was the thing that got him killed
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You wanna know what happened next
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Movie Summary
Miles Morales is juggling his life between being a high school student and being a spider-man. When Wilson "Kingpin" Fisk uses a super collider, others from across the Spider-Verse are transported to this dimension.
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Peter B. Parker
