Seriously, Dad, walking would have been fine. You can walk plenty on Saturday when you...

Miles Morales:
[riding in Jeff's patrol car]
Seriously, Dad, walking would have been fine.
Jefferson Davis:
You can walk plenty on Saturday when you peel those stickers off.
Miles Morales:
You saw that? I don't know if that was me, Dad.
Jefferson Davis:
And the two from yesterday on Clinton.
Miles Morales:
[sheepishly]
Yeah. Those were me.

Seriously, Dad. Walking would've been fine. You can walk plenty on Saturday when you peel those stickers off. You saw that? I don't know if that was me. And the two from yesterday on Clinton. Yeah, those were me. Look at that. Another new coffee shop. You see that? Totally. Yeah. What's that one called? Foam Party. (LAUGHING) "Foam Party"? Come on. And everyone is just linin' up. You see that? I see it. Is that a coffee shop or a disco? Dad, you're old, man. REPORTER (OVER TV): There are multiple reports of another mysterious seismic event last night. Sources close to Spider-Man say he's looking into the problem. (SIGHS) Spider-Man. I mean, this guy swings in once a day, zip-zap-zop in his little mask and answers to no one. Right? Yeah, Dad. Yeah. Meanwhile, my guys are out there, lives on the line, no masks. Uh-huh.