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"Spies Like Us" quotes

Spies Like Us poster
Two bumbling government employees think they are U.S. spies, only to discover that they are actually decoys for Nuclear War.

Director: John Landis
Writer: Dan Aykroyd, Dave Thomas, Lowell Ganz
Production: N/A
Year: 1985
MetaScore: 22/100
ImdbRating: 6.4
BoxOffice: $60,106,536
Released: 06 Dec 1985
Awards: N/A
Mr Emmett Fitz Hume chief state department negotiator - Spies Like Us 00:11 Mr Emmett Fitz Hume chief state department negotiator I'm sure it will only be a matter of minutes before the president commits to total release - Spies Like Us 00:07 I'm sure it will only be a matter of minutes before the... Release full pulse - Spies Like Us 00:04 Release full pulse Okay Dostoyevsky what does it say It says - Spies Like Us 00:12 Okay Dostoyevsky what does it say It says Project Fitz Hume is in the custody of the Tadzhik highway patrol because of you - Spies Like Us 00:07 Project Fitz Hume is in the custody of the Tadzhik highway... And now the first incision - Spies Like Us 00:39 And now the first incision Feet Hat - Spies Like Us 00:03 Feet Hat You know I must really like you because I don't like horses and I hate guns - Spies Like Us 00:07 You know I must really like you because I don't like... Can I borrow your tent - Spies Like Us 00:04 Can I borrow your tent I'm sorry I'm late I had to attend the reading of a will - Spies Like Us 00:05 I'm sorry I'm late I had to attend the reading of... I think we can recall it - Spies Like Us 00:06 I think we can recall it Gentlemen I think you both should realize the gravity of this moment - Spies Like Us 00:11 Gentlemen I think you both should realize the gravity of... No wonder neither of you could do that appendix operation You're spies like us - Spies Like Us 00:11 No wonder neither of you could do that appendix operation... I think it's our duty as American operatives - Spies Like Us 00:13 I think it's our duty as American operatives You can't deny what happened between us - Spies Like Us 01:05 You can't deny what happened between us Dr Trowbridge Homer when you walked into this tent - Spies Like Us 00:11 Dr Trowbridge Homer when you walked into this tent So thanks for the bruises and you can keep the stool samples - Spies Like Us 00:05 So thanks for the bruises and you can keep the stool samples We mock what we don't understand Yeah - Spies Like Us 00:06 We mock what we don't understand Yeah I object to taking a girl out and buying her dinner and then she won't put out for you - Spies Like Us 00:06 I object to taking a girl out and buying her dinner and then... We need a plan Let's play dead - Spies Like Us 00:06 We need a plan Let's play dead Comrade - Spies Like Us 00:38 Comrade Well what are you saying That they're spies like us - Spies Like Us 00:09 Well what are you saying That they're spies like us You might think I'm silly to worship you the way I do - Spies Like Us 00:13 You might think I'm silly to worship you the way I do All right All right I'm an American agent - Spies Like Us 00:16 All right All right I'm an American agent What's this You don't want it - Spies Like Us 00:05 What's this You don't want it Here's a rock Go to the Satscram terminal - Spies Like Us 00:18 Here's a rock Go to the Satscram terminal All right - Spies Like Us 00:16 All right Boys it would be a shame to have to kill you now - Spies Like Us 00:06 Boys it would be a shame to have to kill you now These are the Yusufzai They're Afghani freedom fighters - Spies Like Us 00:12 These are the Yusufzai They're Afghani freedom fighters They're saying it'll be 28 minutes before the rocket detonates above its target - Spies Like Us 00:54 They're saying it'll be 28 minutes before the... Oh Why are you still hitting me He's gonna cut my fingers off - Spies Like Us 00:09 Oh Why are you still hitting me He's gonna cut my... Ah Oh Mind if I play through - Spies Like Us 00:12 Ah Oh Mind if I play through She wants to know why we would do such a thing - Spies Like Us 00:09 She wants to know why we would do such a thing You're not gonna give me some bullshit that you're dying are you - Spies Like Us 00:09 You're not gonna give me some bullshit that you're... It's Soul Finger by the Bar kays - Spies Like Us 00:09 It's Soul Finger by the Bar kays For once I am in complete agreement We should all get up and leave immediately - Spies Like Us 00:11 For once I am in complete agreement We should all get up and... Why are you here Why am I here Why are you here - Spies Like Us 00:14 Why are you here Why am I here Why are you here MILLBARGE Hard to believe it's been only 15 minutes since I destroyed the world - Spies Like Us 00:17 MILLBARGE Hard to believe it's been only 15 minutes... What's the matter I gotta take a leak - Spies Like Us 00:46 What's the matter I gotta take a leak Would you hold my wallet while I take the test please - Spies Like Us 00:17 Would you hold my wallet while I take the test please It's my job to get you prepared to go out into the field for combat - Spies Like Us 00:14 It's my job to get you prepared to go out into the... When we commissioned the Schmectel Corporation to research - Spies Like Us 00:18 When we commissioned the Schmectel Corporation to research By your actions sir you are risking the future of the human race - Spies Like Us 00:14 By your actions sir you are risking the future of the human... I'm sorry I'm late I had to attend the reading of a will - Spies Like Us 00:13 I'm sorry I'm late I had to attend the reading of... FITZ HUME What's she saying - Spies Like Us 00:09 FITZ HUME What's she saying Was that me - Spies Like Us 00:04 Was that me It was a static filled triple scrambled microwave transmission - Spies Like Us 00:37 It was a static filled triple scrambled microwave... Show some balls It's too late to try to impress them - Spies Like Us 00:06 Show some balls It's too late to try to impress them They do seem to be headed in that general direction - Spies Like Us 00:09 They do seem to be headed in that general direction MARSTON Doctor Doctor - Spies Like Us 00:10 MARSTON Doctor Doctor Are there any Paraguayans here No - Spies Like Us 00:17 Are there any Paraguayans here No Why don't you gentlemen have a Pepsi - Spies Like Us 00:07 Why don't you gentlemen have a Pepsi You hear that Yeah It's a dickfer - Spies Like Us 00:08 You hear that Yeah It's a dickfer Every minute you don't tell us why you're here - Spies Like Us 00:09 Every minute you don't tell us why you're here

Cast

Ace Tomato Courier - Mark Stewart
Ace Tomato Driver - Sean Daniel
Mr. Ruby - Bruce Davison
Mr. Keyes - William Prince
General Sline - Steve Forrest