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"Spin City" quotes

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Mike Flaherty, the Deputy Mayor of New York City, and his team of half-wits must constantly save the Mayor from embarrassment and the media. Mike is later succeeded by Charlie Crawford.

Director: N/A
Writer: Gary David Goldberg, Bill Lawrence
Production:
Genre: comedy
Year: 1996
MetaScore: N/A/100
ImdbRating: 7.3
BoxOffice:
Released: 17 Sep 1996
Awards: Won 2 Primetime Emmys. 14 wins & 38 nominations total
My grandmother thought that a homosexual - Spin City 00:16 My grandmother thought that a homosexual Mike believe it or not - Spin City 00:12 Mike believe it or not Every year my mom makes a whole nativity scene out of candy - Spin City 00:12 Every year my mom makes a whole nativity scene out of candy I just can't seem to get claudia pregnant - Spin City 00:15 I just can't seem to get claudia pregnant There are ten commandments - Spin City 00:08 There are ten commandments Nikki asked me to buy her a drink - Spin City 00:11 Nikki asked me to buy her a drink Carter act like my boyfriend - Spin City 00:10 Carter act like my boyfriend YOU KNOW WE HAVE THIS SAYING IN GERMANY - Spin City 00:11 YOU KNOW WE HAVE THIS SAYING IN GERMANY Your heterosexual powers have no effect on me - Spin City 00:05 Your heterosexual powers have no effect on me I remember the first time I got mugged - Spin City 00:15 I remember the first time I got mugged Michael I'm gonna run this campaign - Spin City 00:13 Michael I'm gonna run this campaign Hey Mike I'm free - Spin City 00:09 Hey Mike I'm free Look at Dick Clark Uh huh - Spin City 00:08 Look at Dick Clark Uh huh Can't you guys control those things - Spin City 00:32 Can't you guys control those things Hey did anybody read this Bingo died - Spin City 00:18 Hey did anybody read this Bingo died You know I've been allergic to cats all my life - Spin City 00:10 You know I've been allergic to cats all my life The big 3 0 huh It's the perfect age - Spin City 00:07 The big 3 0 huh It's the perfect age I am not a child - Spin City 00:17 I am not a child Stuart it says here - Spin City 00:17 Stuart it says here All right everybody huddle up - Spin City 00:28 All right everybody huddle up My friend sebastian saw you at a dance club friday night - Spin City 00:10 My friend sebastian saw you at a dance club friday night Mike look out that window - Spin City 00:13 Mike look out that window AND AND ALSO THE UH GERMAN WORD FOR CONSTIPATION - Spin City 00:09 AND AND ALSO THE UH GERMAN WORD FOR CONSTIPATION I MIGHT AS WELL GET YOUR ADVICE HOW MANY WOMEN HAVE YOU SLEPT WITH - Spin City 00:09 I MIGHT AS WELL GET YOUR ADVICE HOW MANY WOMEN HAVE YOU... WHY DON'T YOU LIKE ME ANYMORE - Spin City 00:13 WHY DON'T YOU LIKE ME ANYMORE ALL RIGHT BLONDIE LISTEN UP HERE'S THE RULES - Spin City 00:26 ALL RIGHT BLONDIE LISTEN UP HERE'S THE RULES You guys believe this weather we're having - Spin City 00:14 You guys believe this weather we're having You called me Charlie - Spin City 00:06 You called me Charlie THAT'S A GREAT IDEA STUART - Spin City 00:07 THAT'S A GREAT IDEA STUART AND BY THE WAY I TAKE MY COFFEE - Spin City 00:11 AND BY THE WAY I TAKE MY COFFEE I'm being sued for getting shot in the head - Spin City 00:06 I'm being sued for getting shot in the head I'm being sued - Spin City 00:07 I'm being sued SIGHS What if I slap him - Spin City 00:19 SIGHS What if I slap him I get it So whenever you're scared - Spin City 00:09 I get it So whenever you're scared Now that's it - Spin City 00:14 Now that's it Stuart I don't feel well - Spin City 00:24 Stuart I don't feel well You are the man with a rose - Spin City 00:22 You are the man with a rose THIS USED TO BE MY ASS FLAHERTY - Spin City 00:06 THIS USED TO BE MY ASS FLAHERTY WHAT DOES HEIDI KLUM'S BUTT TASTE LIKE - Spin City 00:09 WHAT DOES HEIDI KLUM'S BUTT TASTE LIKE REPORTER OVER TV Mr Mayor would you consider marching - Spin City 00:07 REPORTER OVER TV Mr Mayor would you consider marching So we shouldn't have culturally insensitive sex - Spin City 00:04 So we shouldn't have culturally insensitive sex If the deputy mayor speaks in his office - Spin City 00:08 If the deputy mayor speaks in his office Oh Stuart one day you're going to make some woman - Spin City 00:07 Oh Stuart one day you're going to make some woman I don't want to hear any excuses - Spin City 00:09 I don't want to hear any excuses Bondek I don't have the patience to ask you again - Spin City 00:11 Bondek I don't have the patience to ask you again I had sex with this woman Kevin - Spin City 00:17 I had sex with this woman Kevin What's your favorite sexual position - Spin City 00:11 What's your favorite sexual position Are we sure that this is the best title for my autobiography - Spin City 00:11 Are we sure that this is the best title for my autobiography As my assistant - Spin City 00:06 As my assistant And if that woman ever shows her face again - Spin City 00:10 And if that woman ever shows her face again Oh take it out of hyper gay - Spin City 00:04 Oh take it out of hyper gay This is New York - Spin City 00:06 This is New York What's the headband for - Spin City 00:06 What's the headband for Stuart what makes someone a hero - Spin City 00:07 Stuart what makes someone a hero LISTEN I KNOW YOU THINK YOU HAVE ALL THE ANSWERS - Spin City 00:13 LISTEN I KNOW YOU THINK YOU HAVE ALL THE ANSWERS I SUCK UP TO YOU UNTIL I'M OUT OF SUCK - Spin City 00:18 I SUCK UP TO YOU UNTIL I'M OUT OF SUCK James are you aware that when I was in college - Spin City 00:10 James are you aware that when I was in college CAST OUT IN THE WORLD AT THE TENDER AGE OF 40 - Spin City 00:05 CAST OUT IN THE WORLD AT THE TENDER AGE OF 40 Do you believe this guy - Spin City 00:10 Do you believe this guy Can men do this - Spin City 00:06 Can men do this Stuart here's the fax you were waiting for - Spin City 00:23 Stuart here's the fax you were waiting for STEALING SOMEONE'S FIANC E PRICELESS - Spin City 00:04 STEALING SOMEONE'S FIANC E PRICELESS God is for the weekends sir - Spin City 00:09 God is for the weekends sir     A catholic school girl. - Spin City 00:19 A catholic school girl. A couple years
of therapy. - Spin City 00:19 A couple years of therapy. About hitting Trevor
on purpose. - Spin City 00:20 About hitting Trevor on purpose. Afraid not, Paulie. - Spin City 00:08 Afraid not, Paulie. Ah, this music video
is amazing. - Spin City 00:18 Ah, this music video is amazing.                 Ah, screw it. - Spin City 00:28 Ah, screw it. (ALL APPLAUDING) - Spin City 00:15 (ALL APPLAUDING) (ALL CLAMORING,
CAMERA SHUTTERS CLICKING) - Spin City 00:18 (ALL CLAMORING, CAMERA SHUTTERS CLICKING) (ALL EXCLAIMING) Yeah! - Spin City 00:26 (ALL EXCLAIMING) Yeah! All of it, James. - Spin City 00:17 All of it, James. All right blondie listen up here's the rules - Spin City 00:23 All right blondie listen up here's the rules All right. (CLEARS THROAT)
Heads up, lady-killer. - Spin City 00:07 All right. (CLEARS THROAT) Heads up, lady-killer. ALL RIGHT, COME ON. - Spin City 00:21 ALL RIGHT, COME ON. All right everybody huddle up - Spin City 00:28 All right everybody huddle up All right, this is
getting out of control. - Spin City 00:29 All right, this is getting out of control. All right, listen,
uh, (CLEARS THROAT) - Spin City 00:16 All right, listen, uh, (CLEARS THROAT) All right, Stuart.
now you're in that
very scary place - Spin City 00:19 All right, Stuart. now you're in that very scary place All right, Stuart.
To know if my feelings
were real, - Spin City 00:25 All right, Stuart. To know if my feelings were real, ALL RIGHT. THERE
SHE IS. HOW DO I LOOK? - Spin City 00:23 ALL RIGHT. THERE SHE IS. HOW DO I LOOK?     All right, we
    gotta find this girl - Spin City 00:28 All right, we gotta find this girl - All right, what's going on here? - Spin City 00:27 - All right, what's going on here? All right, where were we? - Spin City 00:27 All right, where were we? All right,
why don't you start - Spin City 00:27 All right, why don't you start All right.
You know, this...
This is going too fast. - Spin City 00:20 All right. You know, this... This is going too fast. - And Boots, Mr. Scratchy, Moxie, Penny, - Spin City 00:31 - And Boots, Mr. Scratchy, Moxie, Penny,     And we're dead. - Spin City 00:08 And we're dead.

Cast

Paul Lassiter - Richard Kind
Stuart Bondek - Alan Ruck
Carter Heywood - Michael Boatman
The Mayor - Barry Bostwick
Mike Flaherty - Michael J. Fox