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So, you're
ashamed of me? Nothing happened, okay? We were drunk.
You couldn't find
your apartment keys, so I let you
crash at my place. Why didn't you
tell me? I wanted to
teach you a lesson. When you look at me,
all you see is
a gay person. I'm just a guy, Stuart,
I'm a friend of yours. I know that. Oh, really?
Well, if Paul
had taken you home, would you have
worried then? No. But he's not gay.
Stuart! Just because I'm gay,
it doesn't mean I sleep with
every man I get
a chance to. Look at you.
You're straight. Do you sleep with
every woman you
get a change to? Yes!
ashamed of me? Nothing happened, okay? We were drunk.
You couldn't find
your apartment keys, so I let you
crash at my place. Why didn't you
tell me? I wanted to
teach you a lesson. When you look at me,
all you see is
a gay person. I'm just a guy, Stuart,
I'm a friend of yours. I know that. Oh, really?
Well, if Paul
had taken you home, would you have
worried then? No. But he's not gay.
Stuart! Just because I'm gay,
it doesn't mean I sleep with
every man I get
a chance to. Look at you.
You're straight. Do you sleep with
every woman you
get a change to? Yes!
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So, you're
ashamed of me?
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Nothing happened, okay?
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We were drunk.
You couldn't find
your apartment keys,
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so I let you
crash at my place.
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Why didn't you
tell me?
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I wanted to
teach you a lesson.
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When you look at me,
all you see is
a gay person.
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I'm just a guy, Stuart,
I'm a friend of yours.
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I know that.
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Oh, really?
Well, if Paul
had taken you home,
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would you have
worried then?
00:00:20.094 --> 00:00:22.482
No. But he's not gay.
Stuart!
00:00:22.582 --> 00:00:23.723
Just because I'm gay,
it doesn't mean
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I sleep with
every man I get
a chance to.
00:00:25.425 --> 00:00:26.886
Look at you.
You're straight.
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Do you sleep with
every woman you
get a change to?
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Yes!
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Movie Summary
Mike Flaherty, the Deputy Mayor of New York City, and his team of half-wits must constantly save the Mayor from embarrassment and the media. Mike is later succeeded by Charlie Crawford.
