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"Splash" quotes

Splash poster
A young man is reunited with a mermaid who saved him from drowning as a boy. He falls in love with her, not knowing who or what she is.

Director: Ron Howard
Writer: Brian Grazer, Bruce Jay Friedman, Lowell Ganz
Production: N/A
Genre: comedy, fantasy, romance
Year: 1984
MetaScore: 71/100
ImdbRating: 6.3
BoxOffice: $69,821,334
Released: 09 Mar 1984
Awards: Nominated for 1 Oscar. 2 wins & 9 nominations total

48 video clips

Allen BauerWalter KornbluthStan, The Tour GuideMadisonMrs StimlerClaudeReportersDr. RossBartenderDr ZidellWedding GuestVinnyMary BauerYoung FreddieRalph Bauer
He wants you to call him back - Splash 00:38 He wants you to call him back Is anyone here from Penthouse Magazine - Splash 00:23 Is anyone here from Penthouse Magazine Are you all right - Splash 01:17 Are you all right Where I come from - Splash 01:23 Where I come from Watcha lookin' for down there - Splash 00:44 Watcha lookin' for down there People fall in love every day - Splash 00:30 People fall in love every day I'm really a nice guy - Splash 00:06 I'm really a nice guy Welcome to the Statue of Liberty - Splash 00:10 Welcome to the Statue of Liberty Is this the big secret you've been keeping from me - Splash 00:32 Is this the big secret you've been keeping from me What a week I'm having - Splash 00:04 What a week I'm having There's a guy down the beach that runs people out to the island - Splash 00:13 There's a guy down the beach that runs people out to... It's the saddest thing I ever saw - Splash 00:14 It's the saddest thing I ever saw I want to study her pulmonary system - Splash 01:01 I want to study her pulmonary system She's really hungry - Splash 00:04 She's really hungry I hope we have a boy and a girl - Splash 00:09 I hope we have a boy and a girl I AM NOT A FISH - Splash 00:13 I AM NOT A FISH I suppose you're some harmless beachcomber - Splash 00:07 I suppose you're some harmless beachcomber What is your name - Splash 00:30 What is your name And I don't ask to be famous - Splash 00:19 And I don't ask to be famous Drinking is a matter of algebraic ratio - Splash 00:40 Drinking is a matter of algebraic ratio Behold the mermaid - Splash 00:08 Behold the mermaid What you looking at - Splash 00:06 What you looking at Zip a dee doo dah - Splash 00:25 Zip a dee doo dah When I rocked the boat I must have got water in the engine - Splash 00:05 When I rocked the boat I must have got water in the engine I don't understand - Splash 00:12 I don't understand I happen to come from a long line of married people - Splash 00:04 I happen to come from a long line of married people The woman learned how to speak English in a single afternoon - Splash 00:20 The woman learned how to speak English in a single afternoon You had a million messages - Splash 00:21 You had a million messages She was already gone - Splash 00:13 She was already gone I was ready to stay with you forever I know - Splash 01:11 I was ready to stay with you forever I know What's happened to you - Splash 00:12 What's happened to you You said whatever my secret was - Splash 00:14 You said whatever my secret was I didn't even LIKE you when I first met you - Splash 00:06 I didn't even LIKE you when I first met you Anywhere but the first three rows - Splash 00:09 Anywhere but the first three rows Is this the big secret you've been keeping - Splash 00:32 Is this the big secret you've been keeping Get that guy on the dock - Splash 01:09 Get that guy on the dock A lesbian no more - Splash 00:12 A lesbian no more There is a mermaid in New York City - Splash 00:22 There is a mermaid in New York City Freddie dance with me - Splash 00:17 Freddie dance with me Hi guys Bauer where's that pretty lady of yours - Splash 00:09 Hi guys Bauer where's that pretty lady of yours How long are you going to be in town - Splash 00:19 How long are you going to be in town Look if something works for me I stick with it - Splash 00:05 Look if something works for me I stick with it I'm waiting on a fare - Splash 00:08 I'm waiting on a fare You see this hose - Splash 00:14 You see this hose So how is she - Splash 00:30 So how is she Mr Corn beef - Splash 00:29 Mr Corn beef

Cast

Allen Bauer - Tom Hanks
Madison - Daryl Hannah
Walter Kornbluth - Eugene Levy
Freddie Bauer - John Candy
Mrs. Stimler - Dody Goodman
All Cast