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Freddie:
[Allen is passed out and laying on the bar in a snack bowl]
You see, drinking is a matter of algebraic ratio. How drunk you get is caused by the amount of alcohol you consume in relation to your total body weight. You see my point? It's not that you had too much to drink. You're just too skinny. [Allen remains comatose] Freddie:
Bartender! Another round for my friend and I here! Allen:
No, no, Freddie. I don't want to get drunk! Freddie:
But you *are* drunk. You see, a sober person would have reached for the pretzels. Bartender:
Is he gonna' be up there all day? Freddie:
I don't know. Allen:
[coming to]
Ohhhh... I'm on the bar! Freddie:
Oh, you're on the bar. Here, let me help you down. [Allen slips and falls to the floor] Freddie:
Uh-oh, you fell
[Allen is passed out and laying on the bar in a snack bowl]
You see, drinking is a matter of algebraic ratio. How drunk you get is caused by the amount of alcohol you consume in relation to your total body weight. You see my point? It's not that you had too much to drink. You're just too skinny. [Allen remains comatose] Freddie:
Bartender! Another round for my friend and I here! Allen:
No, no, Freddie. I don't want to get drunk! Freddie:
But you *are* drunk. You see, a sober person would have reached for the pretzels. Bartender:
Is he gonna' be up there all day? Freddie:
I don't know. Allen:
[coming to]
Ohhhh... I'm on the bar! Freddie:
Oh, you're on the bar. Here, let me help you down. [Allen slips and falls to the floor] Freddie:
Uh-oh, you fell
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You see drinking is really a matter of algebraic ratios
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How drunk you get depends on how much alcohol you consume
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in relation to your total body weight
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You see my point It's not that you had a lot to drink
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it's just that you're too skinny
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Marceau more drinks here please No
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Freddie I don't want to get drunk
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But you are drunk
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You see a sober person would have reached for the pretzels
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Is he going to be there long I don't know
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Oh I'm on the bar You're on the bar
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Come on off the bar
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This stool is in your way Let me move that for you
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Oh oh you fell
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Movie Summary
A young man is reunited with a mermaid who saved him from drowning as a boy. He falls in love with her, not knowing who or what she is.
