Madison? Allen? Yeah, of course, it's Allen. What are you doing, sweetheart? Taking a...

Allen: [knocking on bathroom door] Madison? Madison: [Worriedly] Allen? Allen: Yeah, of course, it's Allen. What are you doing, sweetheart? Madison: Taking a bath. Allen: [to himself] Ooo, ooo. [to Madison] Allen: Can I come in? Madison: No! [Madison tries to get out of the bathtub, and lands on the bathmat with a loud thump] Allen: [concerned] What was that? Madison, are you all right? Madison: Everything's fine. Allen: Well, then let me in. Madison: [using a towel to dry her fins] I'll be right there. I'm just changing. Allen: Enough is enough, Madison. Come on, open the door. Something is wrong. Madison: [trying to make him go away] Allen, can you make me some pancakes? Allen: Make you some-Madison! [jiggling the door handle, worriedly] Allen: All right, Madison, this is getting scary. You either open up this door, or I'm gonna break it down! Madison: [using a hair dryer to dry off her fins now] No, Allen, please! Allen: All right, that's it! Madison: Allen, no! No! Allen: [tries to break down the door, and it doesn't budge] Ow. [Allen tries several more times. As he continues, Madison throws the towel over her fins. As she does so, Allen manages to open the door, to find her lying on the bathmat. As he looks around confused, she pulls the towel away, revealing her legs] Madison: Hi. Allen: Hi. Are you okay? Madison: Yeah. Allen: Well, why wouldn't you let me in? Madison: I was... shy. Allen: You were shy? After the car, and the elevator, and the bedroom, and on top of the refrigerator, you were shy? Madison: [matter-of-factly] I was shy. Allen: [to himself] She was shy.

Leave him alone! Get out of the way! - Let me through. - Out of the way. - Allen, you all right? - Yeah. Get me out. Is anyone here from Penthouse? - No. - Then we ain't talking. Hey, Allen? What are you looking at? You never saw a guy who slept with a fish? Get back to work! Mr. Bauer, you had a million messages. I wrote them down. You got calls from CBS, NBC, ABC, AP, UPI, Ted Turner, Time, Newsweek, Marineland, "Ripley's Believe It Or Not," and Mrs. Paul. Not now, Mrs. Stimler.