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Well, thirty years I've been having some
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Splashback

Well, thirty yearsI've been having some, some trouble with the john

Well, thirty years
I've been having some, some trouble with the john

Full Transcript

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Well, thirty years I've been having some,
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some trouble with the john.
Duration
6 seconds
Views
40
Timestamp in Movie
00:13:54
Uploaded
Apr 29, 2025
Genres
short, comedy, drama
Production
Kinoteka,Slice of Life

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Movie Summary

In the midst of one of the most significant moments in human history - the Moon landing - a guy working at a NASA warehouse has his own little passion project: the invention of the first urinal net.
Sprayed khakis, yellow stains on my sleeves - Splashback 00:05
Sprayed khakis, yellow stains on my sleeves
Stopped aiming directly at a 90 degree angle to avoid the kickback, - Splashback 00:07
Stopped aiming directly at a 90 degree angle to avoid the ki...
I even tried to control the impact velocity and pressure. - Splashback 00:04
I even tried to control the impact velocity and pressure.
Seems I'm, I'm destined to become a... "Sitzpinkler". - Splashback 00:06
Seems I'm, I'm destined to become a... "Sitzp...
- Wha-a-what's a... "Sitzsprinkler"? - "Sitzpinkler". - Splashback 00:06
- Wha-a-what's a... "Sitzsprinkler"? - "...
It's German, for "a man who sits down to pee". - Splashback 00:04
It's German, for "a man who sits down to pee"...
Oh, so sorry! Sorry! Oh, don't mind me, don't mind me. - Splashback 00:06
Oh, so sorry! Sorry! Oh, don't mind me, don't mind...
- Are you talkin' about the... pee net? - That's how you call it? - Splashback 00:05
- Are you talkin' about the... pee net? - That's h...
Just when I thought the Saturn V was the peek of your inventions, - Splashback 00:06
Just when I thought the Saturn V was the peek of your inven...
For the first time in my life, after taking a pee, I feel like a man! - Splashback 00:05
For the first time in my life, after taking a pee, I feel li...
So, so... which brilliant mind came up with this? - Splashback 00:04
So, so... which brilliant mind came up with this?
No point to keep it a secret anymore. Seems I'm the guilty party. - Splashback 00:06
No point to keep it a secret anymore. Seems I'm the gui...
You know, it was a little secret passion project of mine. - Splashback 00:04
You know, it was a little secret passion project of mine.
- I thought it was kinda dumb, really. - Dumb? It's boss. - Splashback 00:06
- I thought it was kinda dumb, really. - Dumb? It's bos...
Yeah! Yeah! I like it! I like it! - Splashback 00:07
Yeah! Yeah! I like it! I like it!
I still can't believe it. Neil wants to be a partner. It's crazy, right? - Splashback 00:05
I still can't believe it. Neil wants to be a partner. I...
I've told you a million times, - Splashback 00:07
I've told you a million times,
Look, I know you're upset, - Splashback 00:06
Look, I know you're upset,
Yeah, to them, and don't get this wrong, you're a nobody. - Splashback 00:05
Yeah, to them, and don't get this wrong, you're a ...
Who cares who's names's on it, as long as you get your share. - Splashback 00:04
Who cares who's names's on it, as long as you get ...