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Who cares who's names's on it,as long as you get your share

Who cares who's names's on it,
as long as you get your share

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Who cares who's names's on it, as long as you get your share.
Duration
4 seconds
Views
43
Timestamp in Movie
00:17:31
Uploaded
Apr 30, 2025
Genres
short, comedy, drama
Production
Kinoteka,Slice of Life

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Movie Summary

In the midst of one of the most significant moments in human history - the Moon landing - a guy working at a NASA warehouse has his own little passion project: the invention of the first urinal net.
Well, Neil was at a reception at the White House. - Splashback 00:05
Well, Neil was at a reception at the White House.
Now, you gotta know one thing: - Splashback 00:13
Now, you gotta know one thing:
Turns out, he got curiosity from the Dick of all dicks. - Splashback 00:04
Turns out, he got curiosity from the Dick of all dicks.
Nixon demands a pee test, for him and his entourage, at NASA. - Splashback 00:04
Nixon demands a pee test, for him and his entourage, at NASA...
- You're serious about this? - Get ready to have your mind blown. - Splashback 00:04
- You're serious about this? - Get ready to have your m...
If we deliver, - Splashback 00:08
If we deliver,
You know what that means? Private contract with the government, - Splashback 00:09
You know what that means? Private contract with the governme...
Right, we've got 16 urinals, so we need 16 pieces in 48 hours. - Splashback 00:06
Right, we've got 16 urinals, so we need 16 pieces in 48...
- Can you deliver? - I... Well... I... I guess... - Splashback 00:07
- Can you deliver? - I... Well... I... I guess...
- Who would've thought, right? - Right. - Splashback 00:05
- Who would've thought, right? - Right.
So, what's my share gonna be? 60 percent? 70? - Splashback 00:04
So, what's my share gonna be? 60 percent? 70?
Well, you see, you know, there's Neil, myself, legal fees, - Splashback 00:07
Well, you see, you know, there's Neil, myself, legal fe...
Nixon, his hand's deep in the cookie jar, - Splashback 00:05
Nixon, his hand's deep in the cookie jar,
Oh, but he's still alive. We should take him to a veterinarian. - Splashback 00:04
Oh, but he's still alive. We should take him to a veter...
Got it polished a week ago. Hundred bucks. - Splashback 00:04
Got it polished a week ago. Hundred bucks.
Don't feel sorry. It's an ugly, useless, flea bag. - Splashback 00:04
Don't feel sorry. It's an ugly, useless, flea bag.
That's how the world works. Some are just born to get fucked. - Splashback 00:05
That's how the world works. Some are just born to get f...
Mr. President, it's an honor to meet you, sir. - Splashback 00:04
Mr. President, it's an honor to meet you, sir.
May I introduce you to Mr. Jack Wancker, - Splashback 00:06
May I introduce you to Mr. Jack Wancker,
I'm afraid we're all outta johns. You'll have to hold it a little longer. - Splashback 00:05
I'm afraid we're all outta johns. You'll have...