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You know what that means? Private contract with the government
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Splashback

You know what that means?Private contract with the government, and lots and lots of...

You know what that means?
Private contract with the government, and lots and lots of taxpayer
smackeroos pouring into our pockets

Full Transcript

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You know what that means? Private contract with the government,
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and lots and lots of taxpayer smackeroos pouring into our pockets.
Duration
9 seconds
Views
70
Timestamp in Movie
00:18:23
Uploaded
Apr 29, 2025
Genres
short, comedy, drama
Production
Kinoteka,Slice of Life

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Movie Summary

In the midst of one of the most significant moments in human history - the Moon landing - a guy working at a NASA warehouse has his own little passion project: the invention of the first urinal net.
Right, we've got 16 urinals, so we need 16 pieces in 48 hours. - Splashback 00:06
Right, we've got 16 urinals, so we need 16 pieces in 48...
- Can you deliver? - I... Well... I... I guess... - Splashback 00:07
- Can you deliver? - I... Well... I... I guess...
- Who would've thought, right? - Right. - Splashback 00:05
- Who would've thought, right? - Right.
So, what's my share gonna be? 60 percent? 70? - Splashback 00:04
So, what's my share gonna be? 60 percent? 70?
Well, you see, you know, there's Neil, myself, legal fees, - Splashback 00:07
Well, you see, you know, there's Neil, myself, legal fe...
Nixon, his hand's deep in the cookie jar, - Splashback 00:05
Nixon, his hand's deep in the cookie jar,
Oh, but he's still alive. We should take him to a veterinarian. - Splashback 00:04
Oh, but he's still alive. We should take him to a veter...
Got it polished a week ago. Hundred bucks. - Splashback 00:04
Got it polished a week ago. Hundred bucks.
Don't feel sorry. It's an ugly, useless, flea bag. - Splashback 00:04
Don't feel sorry. It's an ugly, useless, flea bag.
That's how the world works. Some are just born to get fucked. - Splashback 00:05
That's how the world works. Some are just born to get f...
Mr. President, it's an honor to meet you, sir. - Splashback 00:04
Mr. President, it's an honor to meet you, sir.
May I introduce you to Mr. Jack Wancker, - Splashback 00:06
May I introduce you to Mr. Jack Wancker,
I'm afraid we're all outta johns. You'll have to hold it a little longer. - Splashback 00:05
I'm afraid we're all outta johns. You'll have...
The future of American lavatory culture. - Splashback 00:05
The future of American lavatory culture.
Jack, this will have consequences! - Splashback 00:04
Jack, this will have consequences!
CLASSIFIED - Splashback 00:12
CLASSIFIED
Yeeees! Sorry judge. - Splashback 00:04
Yeeees! Sorry judge.
And then six months later, - Splashback 00:06
And then six months later,
He was chosen personally by the President, - Splashback 00:06
He was chosen personally by the President,
Some say, he has a great chance of becoming President one day. - Splashback 00:05
Some say, he has a great chance of becoming President one da...