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"Splice" quotes

Splice poster
Genetic engineers Clive Nicoli and Elsa Kast hope to achieve fame by successfully splicing together the DNA of different animals to create new hybrid animals for medical use.

Director: Vincenzo Natali
Writer: Vincenzo Natali, Antoinette Terry Bryant, Doug Taylor
Production: N/A
Genre: drama, horror, sci-fi
Year: 2009
MetaScore: 66/100
ImdbRating: 5.8
BoxOffice: $17,010,170
Released: 04 Jun 2010
Awards: 4 wins & 23 nominations

84 video clips

Elsa KastClive NicoliDren
Can you not do that - Splice 00:04 Can you not do that If you could understand crazy it wouldn't be crazy - Splice 00:07 If you could understand crazy it wouldn't be crazy What are you talking about What do you mean these days Are you sure - Splice 00:09 What are you talking about What do you mean these days Are... Why the fuck did you wanna make her in the first place - Splice 00:26 Why the fuck did you wanna make her in the first place This retarded fascist ber music is the fucking problem - Splice 00:10 This retarded fascist ber music is the fucking problem No more monsters - Splice 00:04 No more monsters I got it! - Splice 00:16 I got it! Aah! - Splice 00:07 Aah! Ah. Ha, ha. - Splice 00:10 Ah. Ha, ha. All right, don't worry. - Splice 00:28 All right, don't worry. All set? - Splice 00:19 All set? All these years you've owned this farm, and you never mentioned it? - Splice 00:15 All these years you've owned this farm, and you never m... Can you feel it? - Splice 00:23 Can you feel it? Can't always get what you want. - Splice 00:07 Can't always get what you want. Can't you smile for me? - Splice 00:26 Can't you smile for me? Clive? - Splice 00:15 Clive? Close your eyes. - Splice 00:05 Close your eyes. Come on. Come on. Get out. - Splice 00:28 Come on. Come on. Get out. - Come on. - Come on. - Splice 00:27 - Come on. - Come on. Come on. - Splice 00:05 Come on. Do we have to do this? - Splice 00:08 Do we have to do this? Do you, uh... - Splice 00:06 Do you, uh... Dren! Dren, don't, don't. We need you. - Splice 00:09 Dren! Dren, don't, don't. We need you. - Dren, honey? - I think she's hurt. - Splice 00:22 - Dren, honey? - I think she's hurt. Dren, what is that? Where did you get that? - Splice 00:16 Dren, what is that? Where did you get that? Dren? - Splice 00:26 Dren? Due to her unstable condition, it has become necessary... - Splice 00:08 Due to her unstable condition, it has become necessary... Easy. Easy. - Splice 00:07 Easy. Easy. - EI. - Don't. - Splice 00:06 - EI. - Don't. Elsa couldn't make it? - Splice 00:20 Elsa couldn't make it? Elsa. - Splice 00:13 Elsa. Estrogen level's been low these days. - Splice 00:25 Estrogen level's been low these days. Fine. - Splice 00:20 Fine. Here is a couple unlike any other we've seen before. - Splice 00:20 Here is a couple unlike any other we've seen before. Hey, Dren. - Splice 00:13 Hey, Dren. Hold still. - Splice 00:06 Hold still. I just want to understand - Splice 00:07 I just want to understand I synthesized the protein. - Splice 00:17 I synthesized the protein. I'm sorry. - Splice 00:12 I'm sorry. It's all right, sweetie. We'll have you out in a minute, okay? - Splice 00:05 It's all right, sweetie. We'll have you out in a m... It's been a long time. - Splice 00:20 It's been a long time. It's not working. - Splice 00:20 It's not working. - It's not working. - What enzyme are you using? - Splice 00:23 - It's not working. - What enzyme are you using? Jesus, I think it's dead. - Splice 00:11 Jesus, I think it's dead. L... We don't have any, uh... - Splice 00:07 L... We don't have any, uh... Look, we'd love to go there. - Splice 00:27 Look, we'd love to go there. Look what I got. - Splice 00:10 Look what I got. Nice of you to show up. - Splice 00:13 Nice of you to show up. - No, Gavin. - It's okay. - Splice 00:06 - No, Gavin. - It's okay. No more monsters - Splice 00:04 No more monsters No, no! No! - Splice 00:08 No, no! No! Now let me present to you the minds behind the design. - Splice 00:14 Now let me present to you the minds behind the design. Oh, my God. - Splice 00:12 Oh, my God. Okay, okay, now, get up, because we need to go now. We need to go. - Splice 00:10 Okay, okay, now, get up, because we need to go now. We need ... Okay, so we have to deal with this. - Splice 00:25 Okay, so we have to deal with this. Physically, H-50 has evolved well. - Splice 00:21 Physically, H-50 has evolved well. See? - Splice 00:05 See? She's had a big day. She's gonna be out like a light. - Splice 00:06 She's had a big day. She's gonna be out like a lig... So, uh, I guess that thing... - Splice 00:16 So, uh, I guess that thing... Sweetie, you have been such a good girl lately. - Splice 00:27 Sweetie, you have been such a good girl lately. This retarded fascist ber music is the fucking problem - Splice 00:09 This retarded fascist ber music is the fucking problem This retarded, fascist, über music is the fucking problem. - Splice 00:09 This retarded, fascist, über music is the fucking problem. - This was your room? - Mm-hm. - Splice 00:12 - This was your room? - Mm-hm. Tracking her feeding habits, we've determined... - Splice 00:09 Tracking her feeding habits, we've determined... Truth is, if we don't start projecting profits, big profits, soon... - Splice 00:26 Truth is, if we don't start projecting profits, big pro... We could maybe save things. - Splice 00:24 We could maybe save things. We could quit. Go to Hamilton-Splinter. - Splice 00:17 We could quit. Go to Hamilton-Splinter. Well, I think we have to agree that this is a setback in terms of how... - Splice 00:30 Well, I think we have to agree that this is a setback in ter... Well, let's lighten things up around here, shall we? - Splice 00:12 Well, let's lighten things up around here, shall we? What do we have here? - Splice 00:10 What do we have here? What do you want? - Splice 00:21 What do you want? - What happened? - It's alive. - Splice 00:13 - What happened? - It's alive. What the fuck is going on? - Splice 00:09 What the fuck is going on? - What were you saying? - Nothing. - Splice 00:05 - What were you saying? - Nothing. What's happening? - Splice 00:09 What's happening? What's the profile? - Splice 00:13 What's the profile? Why the fuck did you wanna make her in the first place - Splice 00:22 Why the fuck did you wanna make her in the first place Yep. - Splice 00:15 Yep. You can never speak of this... - Splice 00:14 You can never speak of this... You could do this all day, couldn't you? - Splice 00:29 You could do this all day, couldn't you? You know, you can talk to me about your mother. - Splice 00:13 You know, you can talk to me about your mother. You okay? - Splice 00:07 You okay? You're right. - Splice 00:10 You're right.

Cast

Clive Nicoli - Adrien Brody
Elsa Kast - Sarah Polley
Dren - Delphine Chanéac
Gavin Nicoli - Brandon McGibbon
Joan Chorot - Simona Maicanescu
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