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Spreadsheet

A divorced, hectic mother-of-two who is looking for sex without commitment.

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N/A

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Genre

Production

Northern Pictures

Awards

1 win & 2 nominations

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https://www.paramountplus.com/shows/spreadsheet/

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[street sounds] - Spreadsheet

[street sounds]

[shower running] - Spreadsheet

[shower running]

[gentle music] - Spreadsheet

[man and woman moaning] - Spreadsheet

[man and woman moaning]

[woman moaning] - Spreadsheet

[woman moaning]

[Lauren stops moaning] - Spreadsheet

[Lauren stops moaning]

[groans] You're a
dirty little slut. - Spreadsheet

[groans] You're a dirty little slut.

[moaning continues] - Spreadsheet

[moaning continues]

[man finishes moaning] - Spreadsheet

[man finishes moaning]

[Lauren moans] - Spreadsheet

[man groans] - Spreadsheet

Because you're both
quite large guys and ah... - Spreadsheet

Because you're both quite large guys and ah...

[both groan] - Spreadsheet

[man screams in pain] - Spreadsheet

[man screams in pain]

..is there...
[Lauren sighs] - Spreadsheet

..is there... [Lauren sighs]

[groaning and moaning] - Spreadsheet

[groaning and moaning]

This one's made
with coconut water, - Spreadsheet

This one's made with coconut water,

[Lauren exclaims] - Spreadsheet

[Lauren exclaims]

[Lauren moans loudly] - Spreadsheet

[Lauren moans loudly]

Probably shouldn't have
caffeine this late at night. - Spreadsheet

Probably shouldn't have caffeine this late at night.

[man groans] - Spreadsheet

What? Um, what about me? - Spreadsheet

What? Um, what about me?

# I'm like a candle burning
End to end # - Spreadsheet

# I'm like a candle burning End to end #

[men moaning] - Spreadsheet

[snorts] - Spreadsheet

# I'm like a candle burning
End to end # - Spreadsheet

# I'm like a candle burning End to end #

[knock on door
and door opens] - Spreadsheet

[knock on door and door opens]

[cuckoo, cuckoo] - Spreadsheet

[cuckoo, cuckoo]

No, no, no...
I mean, the power's out, - Spreadsheet

No, no, no... I mean, the power's out,

Matt, don't take this
the wrong way, but um, - Spreadsheet

Matt, don't take this the wrong way, but um,

[Lola] Two plaits tied together
at the back into one plait - Spreadsheet

[Lola] Two plaits tied together at the back into one plait

[men moan in climax] - Spreadsheet

[men moan in climax]

Maybe it's best if you
go back to your place. - Spreadsheet

Maybe it's best if you go back to your place.

Andy was it? No, no, no.
Andy, Andy, Andy. - Spreadsheet

Andy was it? No, no, no. Andy, Andy, Andy.

Oh thanks, but no,
my ex took my bed. - Spreadsheet

Oh thanks, but no, my ex took my bed.

Yeah, well that's not really - Spreadsheet

Yeah, well that's not really

Oh, so two tied together into
one, but at the bottom? - Spreadsheet

Oh, so two tied together into one, but at the bottom?

[Matt snores] - Spreadsheet

[chicken clucks loudly] - Spreadsheet

[chicken clucks loudly]

It's the least I can do, - Spreadsheet

It's the least I can do,

[singing] We were lovers,
in a past life... - Spreadsheet

[singing] We were lovers, in a past life...

But we do have a
Partner meeting tomorrow, - Spreadsheet

But we do have a Partner meeting tomorrow,

Yeah, and I might
have a quick shower, - Spreadsheet

Yeah, and I might have a quick shower,

[both sigh] - Spreadsheet

# I'm like a candle burning
End to end # - Spreadsheet

# I'm like a candle burning End to end #

-Oh yeah, Andy, Andy.
-Couldn't be clearer A-N-D-Y. - Spreadsheet

-Oh yeah, Andy, Andy. -Couldn't be clearer A-N-D-Y.

No problem.
Yeah what's this-- - Spreadsheet

No problem. Yeah what's this--

I know why your hair's so
knotty - Spreadsheet

I know why your hair's so knotty

No. It's knotty because
when I eat crackers at night - Spreadsheet

No. It's knotty because when I eat crackers at night

[shower running] - Spreadsheet

[shower running]

Oh no, he's just stopping by
on his way back to London. - Spreadsheet

Oh no, he's just stopping by on his way back to London.

It's not like some
dodgy Louis Theroux, - Spreadsheet

It's not like some dodgy Louis Theroux,

[knock on door] - Spreadsheet

[knock on door]

It's an exclusive,
invite only, sex party. - Spreadsheet

It's an exclusive, invite only, sex party.

[chicken purrs] - Spreadsheet

[chicken purrs]

So, can I get you to prepare - Spreadsheet

So, can I get you to prepare

Okie dokie, - Spreadsheet

It is a fire hazard, not to
mention a waste of electricity. - Spreadsheet

It is a fire hazard, not to mention a waste of electricity.

Nope, but apparently he's
a major, in-fluenza. - Spreadsheet

Nope, but apparently he's a major, in-fluenza.

Absolutely! Don't worry.
I'll have a chat with Alex-- - Spreadsheet

Absolutely! Don't worry. I'll have a chat with Ale...

Oh my god! Well I just thought
having a threesome with two
men, - Spreadsheet

Oh my god! Well I just thought having a threesome with two m...

He's very sexy
and he's invited me, - Spreadsheet

He's very sexy and he's invited me,

Fermented milk. Good
probiotics. I got this book. - Spreadsheet

Fermented milk. Good probiotics. I got this book.

-Yeah.
-[Lauren sighs] - Spreadsheet

-Yeah. -[Lauren sighs]

[chicken clucks] - Spreadsheet

[chicken clucks]

Oh, and um, apparently
there's going to be - Spreadsheet

Oh, and um, apparently there's going to be

Hi. No, Rhys and I are going to
a silent retreat this weekend. - Spreadsheet

Hi. No, Rhys and I are going to a silent retreat this weeken...

Yes. All those apps,
you know, - Spreadsheet

Yes. All those apps, you know,

I don't want to enable two men - Spreadsheet

I don't want to enable two men

..find some other
pointless hobby - Spreadsheet

..find some other pointless hobby

[upbeat music] - Spreadsheet

[Lauren giggles] - Spreadsheet

[Lauren giggles]

But relax,
I was snorting cocaine - Spreadsheet

But relax, I was snorting cocaine

Right. I'm sure there's
something just as attractive - Spreadsheet

Right. I'm sure there's something just as attracti...

I'm getting the train, - Spreadsheet

I'm getting the train,

[laughs] - Spreadsheet

[man screams in pain] - Spreadsheet

[man screams in pain]

Thank you Matt,
for this off milk. - Spreadsheet

Thank you Matt, for this off milk.

[Carol] Yes, well, you can't
stifle creativity Floss. - Spreadsheet

[Carol] Yes, well, you can't stifle creativity Floss.

[upbeat music] - Spreadsheet

Oh come on, - Spreadsheet

[upbeat music] - Spreadsheet

[Lauren] No one you're going
to have sex with needs to know - Spreadsheet

[Lauren] No one you're going to have sex with needs to ...

[Carol] Yes we stopped over at
Jake's new place on the way, - Spreadsheet

[Carol] Yes we stopped over at Jake's new place on the ...

But he'll live.
If you can call that living. - Spreadsheet

But he'll live. If you can call that living.

Once you have liaised with
a gentleman three times, - Spreadsheet

Once you have liaised with a gentleman three times,

Oh, wow!
[laughing] - Spreadsheet

Oh, wow! [laughing]

And use a multiple
choice question - Spreadsheet

And use a multiple choice question

Listen I, I don't want you
to think that this was - Spreadsheet

Listen I, I don't want you to think that this was

Yeah, so I left London,
my contract ended - Spreadsheet

Yeah, so I left London, my contract ended

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A divorced, hectic mother-of-two who is looking for sex without commitment.

User Rating: 0.0 (0 ratings)

Director: N/A

Writer: Darren Ashton, Kala Ellis

Production: Northern Pictures

Genre: comedy

Year: 2021

MetaScore: N/A/100

ImdbRating: 6.3

BoxOffice:

Released: 20 Oct 2021

Awards: 1 win & 2 nominations

Homepage: https://www.paramountplus.com/shows/spreadsheet/