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But there are two certainties in life, Jack-- death and shitting
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Sprung

But there are two certaintiesin life, Jack-- death and shitting

Sprung • S01E04 • 2022
But there are two certainties
in life, Jack-- death and shitting

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But there are two certainties in life, Jack-- death and shitting.
Duration
4 seconds
Views
26
Timestamp in Movie
00:19:20
Uploaded
Apr 29, 2025
Season
1
Episode
4
Genres
comedy
Production
3 Arts Entertainment,Amazon Studios

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Movie Summary

Having been previously incarcerated, Jack moves in with his former cellmate, Rooster, and is determined to turn his life around, just at the start of a global pandemic.
S01 • E02 The best time to rob a business is right after they close. - Sprung 00:04
The best time to rob a business is right after they close.
S01 • E05 Yes. Yes. I'll lay with you forever. - Sprung 00:05
Yes. Yes. I'll lay with you forever.
S01 • E08 I also appreciate a courtesy car wash - Sprung 00:08
I also appreciate a courtesy car wash
S01 • E06 But it can turn on the TV, we can make it hotter or colder. - Sprung 00:05
But it can turn on the TV, we can make it hotter or colder.
S01 • E02 That way, if someone sees you trying to get in, - Sprung 00:05
That way, if someone sees you trying to get in,
S01 • E04 You're gonna love this game. No spoilers, but in the sixth inning... - Sprung 00:05
You're gonna love this game. No spoilers, but in the si...
S01 • E07 What's the first thing that a cop wants to look at when they pull you over? - Sprung 00:04
What's the first thing that a cop wants to look at when...
S01 • E06 Hell, even has a gadget where you can spy on the dog - Sprung 00:06
Hell, even has a gadget where you can spy on the dog
S01 • E01 I like it. 'Cept someone other than Rooster holds the gun. - Sprung 00:05
I like it. 'Cept someone other than Rooster holds the g...
S01 • E04 You know what? Just watch it. You're gonna love it. - Sprung 00:05
You know what? Just watch it. You're gonna love it.
S01 • E09 I took a gamble and left some dice in your mailbox so we could play Yahtzee. - Sprung 00:05
I took a gamble and left some dice in your mailbox so we cou...
S01 • E01 The last time we robbed a place, I got shot in the back of the thigh - Sprung 00:07
The last time we robbed a place, I got shot in the back of t...
S01 • E09 I had a naughty dream about you last night. I thought we could finish it. - Sprung 00:06
I had a naughty dream about you last night. I thought we cou...
S01 • E02 I'm telling you, there's no need to break a window or use a crowbar. - Sprung 00:04
I'm telling you, there's no need to break a window...
S01 • E08 Come on, this is crazy! I didn't even know she was married! - Sprung 00:05
Come on, this is crazy! I didn't even know she was marr...
S01 • E01 All right, look, you guys can do what you want, - Sprung 00:05
All right, look, you guys can do what you want,
S01 • E02 Most of your standard locks can be picked with a couple of paper clips - Sprung 00:07
Most of your standard locks can be picked with a couple of p...
S01 • E06 Gloria doesn't know this, but I changed the address on their Postmates account. - Sprung 00:06
Gloria doesn't know this, but I changed the address on ...
S01 • E05 Sorry. My evening took a bit of a turn. - Sprung 00:05
Sorry. My evening took a bit of a turn.
S01 • E01 I've been dreaming about too many things: - Sprung 00:07
I've been dreaming about too many things: