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Don't go through Missouri. It's a dangerous shithole. Just go around
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Don't go through Missouri.It's a dangerous shithole. Just go around

Sprung • S01E09 • 2022
Don't go through Missouri.
It's a dangerous shithole. Just go around

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Don't go through Missouri. It's a dangerous shithole. Just go around.
Duration
6 seconds
Views
53
Timestamp in Movie
00:49:11
Uploaded
Apr 27, 2025
Season
1
Episode
9
Genres
comedy
Production
3 Arts Entertainment,Amazon Studios

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Movie Summary

Having been previously incarcerated, Jack moves in with his former cellmate, Rooster, and is determined to turn his life around, just at the start of a global pandemic.
S01 • E09 A Waffle House cook flirted with me outside of St. Louis. - Sprung 00:04
A Waffle House cook flirted with me outside of St. Louis.
S01 • E09 Your father thinks he was in a human trafficking gang. - Sprung 00:04
Your father thinks he was in a human trafficking gang.
S01 • E09 Well, actually, I don't know if Gloria's comin' or not. - Sprung 00:05
Well, actually, I don't know if Gloria's comin...
S01 • E09 Talking was a lot easier when we could just whisper things through the toilet. - Sprung 00:05
Talking was a lot easier when we could just whisper things t...
S01 • E09 Son, if you don't find a way to ask this girl to come with you, - Sprung 00:09
Son, if you don't find a way to ask this girl to come w...
S01 • E09 A driver's license, passport, Social Security number, - Sprung 00:06
A driver's license, passport, Social Security number,
S01 • E09 Well, I couldn't let you be someone else before I got what I needed from Jack. - Sprung 00:05
Well, I couldn't let you be someone else before I got w...
S01 • E09 They don't call it any of those things, but yeah, the beaches, the nightlife... - Sprung 00:05
They don't call it any of those things, but yeah, the b...
S01 • E09 It's kind of been my dream to live there. - Sprung 00:05
It's kind of been my dream to live there.
S01 • E09 Yeah. Okay. Well, cool. - Sprung 00:04
Yeah. Okay. Well, cool.
S01 • E09 Or... lando is also a lovely place to live in Florida. - Sprung 00:07
Or... lando is also a lovely place to live in Florida.
S01 • E09 But then I figured Miami's better, so I stopped myself from saying it. - Sprung 00:06
But then I figured Miami's better, so I stopped myself ...
S01 • E09 I know Miami is your dream - Sprung 00:07
I know Miami is your dream
S01 • E09 I should have said something earlier, but this is hard, - Sprung 00:08
I should have said something earlier, but this is hard,
S01 • E09 Even though it never happened, - Sprung 00:06
Even though it never happened,
S01 • E09 It was the best thing that never happened to me in my life. - Sprung 00:04
It was the best thing that never happened to me in my life.
S01 • E09 Look, I know I keep thinking, yes, Miami is the dream, - Sprung 00:08
Look, I know I keep thinking, yes, Miami is the dream,
S01 • E09 We could keep ripping off bad people and giving free stuff to nice people. - Sprung 00:05
We could keep ripping off bad people and giving free stuff t...
S01 • E09 You might also love not doing crime... perhaps. - Sprung 00:06
You might also love not doing crime... perhaps.
S01 • E09 So I'd be your girlfriend and we would double-date - Sprung 00:07
So I'd be your girlfriend and we would double-date