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I can't be with a man who thinks with his calculator instead of his pecker
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I can't be with a man who thinkswith his calculator instead of his pecker

Sprung • S01E09 • 2022
I can't be with a man who thinks
with his calculator instead of his pecker

Full Transcript

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I can't be with a man who thinks with his calculator instead of his pecker.
Duration
4 seconds
Views
26
Timestamp in Movie
00:42:00
Uploaded
Apr 30, 2025
Season
1
Episode
9
Genres
comedy
Production
3 Arts Entertainment,Amazon Studios

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Movie Summary

Having been previously incarcerated, Jack moves in with his former cellmate, Rooster, and is determined to turn his life around, just at the start of a global pandemic.
S01 • E09 I'm going to put you on the phone with the bank manager, Donna. - Sprung 00:04
I'm going to put you on the phone with the bank manager...
S01 • E09 And then all this yumminess walks out for good. - Sprung 00:04
And then all this yumminess walks out for good.
S01 • E09 Hello, this is Stan O'Malley, Semi-Regional Manager, - Sprung 00:05
Hello, this is Stan O'Malley, Semi-Regional Manager,
S01 • E09 Hi. Lucia just explained the mistake I made, - Sprung 00:08
Hi. Lucia just explained the mistake I made,
S01 • E09 Uh, let's punch some numbers and get it done. - Sprung 00:05
Uh, let's punch some numbers and get it done.
S01 • E09 All right, sir, I'm gonna need you to stand on one foot - Sprung 00:07
All right, sir, I'm gonna need you to stand on one foot
S01 • E09 Still think stealin' a cop car was a good idea? - Sprung 00:04
Still think stealin' a cop car was a good idea?
S01 • E09 We got a high-speed chase coming this way and we need help setting up a roadblock! - Sprung 00:05
We got a high-speed chase coming this way and we need help s...
S01 • E09 Four, three, seven, two, five, one. - Sprung 00:06
Four, three, seven, two, five, one.
S01 • E09 And you're sure you don't want me to deposit it - Sprung 00:05
And you're sure you don't want me to deposit it
S01 • E09 I think you said it needed to go to accounts receivable - Sprung 00:06
I think you said it needed to go to accounts receivable
S01 • E09 Let's go! I've got a very important meeting about the Covid vaccine. - Sprung 00:04
Let's go! I've got a very important meeting about ...
S01 • E09 If I'm late, Bernie's gonna give away free college tuition with every shot. - Sprung 00:04
If I'm late, Bernie's gonna give away free college...
S01 • E09 Yeah, uh, listen... the cop was right. - Sprung 00:05
Yeah, uh, listen... the cop was right.
S01 • E09 You know, if I just walk around for eight minutes or so, - Sprung 00:07
You know, if I just walk around for eight minutes or so,
S01 • E09 My son adorns you, - Sprung 00:05
My son adorns you,
S01 • E09 Typically, corporate frowns upon overriding the transfer limit, - Sprung 00:07
Typically, corporate frowns upon overriding the transfer lim...
S01 • E09 Okay, transfer is complete. - Sprung 00:04
Okay, transfer is complete.
S01 • E09 The scooter ride to work in humidity really took its toll. - Sprung 00:04
The scooter ride to work in humidity really took its toll.
S01 • E09 That's the shit we train for! Who's with me? - Sprung 00:06
That's the shit we train for! Who's with me?