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I knew it. This is why I don't date buttoned-up, corporate-type Stan
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I knew it. This is why I don'tdate buttoned-up, corporate-type Stan

Sprung • S01E09 • 2022
I knew it. This is why I don't
date buttoned-up, corporate-type Stan

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I knew it. This is why I don't date buttoned-up, corporate-type Stan.
Duration
6 seconds
Views
21
Timestamp in Movie
00:19:55
Uploaded
Apr 30, 2025
Season
1
Episode
9
Genres
comedy
Production
3 Arts Entertainment,Amazon Studios

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Movie Summary

Having been previously incarcerated, Jack moves in with his former cellmate, Rooster, and is determined to turn his life around, just at the start of a global pandemic.
S01 • E07 We only have two rooms available. - Sprung 00:04
We only have two rooms available.
S01 • E09 Everything has to be on a schedule. Maybe this isn't going to work. - Sprung 00:04
Everything has to be on a schedule. Maybe this isn't go...
S01 • E07 Jack and I can share. That way, you can get your beauty rest. - Sprung 00:04
Jack and I can share. That way, you can get your beauty rest...
S01 • E06 I think some hobbit dude is gettin' ready to hump a dragon. - Sprung 00:05
I think some hobbit dude is gettin' ready to hump a dra...
S01 • E04 It's fun. I tried one time with my old gymnastics competitions, - Sprung 00:08
It's fun. I tried one time with my old gymnastics compe...
S01 • E07 I'm gonna get snacks from the machine. - Sprung 00:05
I'm gonna get snacks from the machine.
S01 • E05 "Happy birthday, Gloria. Love, Jack." - Sprung 00:09
"Happy birthday, Gloria. Love, Jack."
S01 • E09 Because I have needs, Stan-- physical needs that have to come first - Sprung 00:12
Because I have needs, Stan-- physical needs that have to com...
S01 • E07 A woman doesn't volunteer to share a room unless she's plannin' on gettin' laid. - Sprung 00:07
A woman doesn't volunteer to share a room unless she�...
S01 • E07 Good luck, stud. - Sprung 00:04
Good luck, stud.
S01 • E06 That might get me a bus ticket to San Diego, - Sprung 00:06
That might get me a bus ticket to San Diego,
S01 • E08 Spike. That asshole snitch who sent me to prison. Aha! - Sprung 00:04
Spike. That asshole snitch who sent me to prison. Aha!
S01 • E09 I need a man of spontaneity who doesn't follow all the rules. - Sprung 00:05
I need a man of spontaneity who doesn't follow all the ...
S01 • E06 I mean, as long as you're asking, - Sprung 00:06
I mean, as long as you're asking,
S01 • E08 Weed dealer, ex-con, failed art thief, future bank robber, and now a kidnapper. - Sprung 00:06
Weed dealer, ex-con, failed art thief, future bank robber, a...
S01 • E05 I just... I just get nervous before a job. - Sprung 00:05
I just... I just get nervous before a job.
S01 • E07 Have there been any changes in the way people kiss - Sprung 00:06
Have there been any changes in the way people kiss
S01 • E09 It was a mole. I cut it off. Now I'm bleeding. - Sprung 00:06
It was a mole. I cut it off. Now I'm bleeding.
S01 • E06 I'm just saying, there's no need for both of us to be humiliated. - Sprung 00:05
I'm just saying, there's no need for both of us to...
S01 • E09 - Hold on. - Hold on? Love doesn't hold on. - Sprung 00:05
- Hold on. - Hold on? Love doesn't hold on.