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Sprung

If it dies, I'm going tohave to dig up another one, and I don't like washing my handstwice...

Sprung • S01E02 • 2022
If it dies, I'm going to
have to dig up another one, and I don't like washing my hands
twice in one day. It dries out my skin

Full Transcript

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If it dies, I'm going to have to dig up another one,
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and I don't like washing my hands twice in one day. It dries out my skin.
Duration
6 seconds
Views
26
Timestamp in Movie
00:11:54
Uploaded
Apr 29, 2025
Season
1
Episode
2
Genres
comedy
Production
3 Arts Entertainment,Amazon Studios

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Movie Summary

Having been previously incarcerated, Jack moves in with his former cellmate, Rooster, and is determined to turn his life around, just at the start of a global pandemic.
S01 • E05 Melvin's in jail because you set him up. He told me. - Sprung 00:04
Melvin's in jail because you set him up. He told me.
S01 • E07 And it's on the list, under nips. - Sprung 00:04
And it's on the list, under nips.
S01 • E06 Can't be easy keepin' a lady boner - Sprung 00:05
Can't be easy keepin' a lady boner
S01 • E09 Your school's having an essay contest, and you've been selected to enter! - Sprung 00:05
Your school's having an essay contest, and you've ...
S01 • E02 You know, she seems stressed, so I'm just giving him or her a little head tickle. - Sprung 00:05
You know, she seems stressed, so I'm just giving him or...
S01 • E01 I will on occasion treat myself to half a box of chardonnay. - Sprung 00:06
I will on occasion treat myself to half a box of chardonnay.
S01 • E05 Well, I can't tell you what the truth is, - Sprung 00:06
Well, I can't tell you what the truth is,
S01 • E04 I actually did that to a guy, and I have no idea what he did after I left. - Sprung 00:07
I actually did that to a guy, and I have no idea what he did...
S01 • E01 Now, any one of these things by itself, I can handle, - Sprung 00:09
Now, any one of these things by itself, I can handle,
S01 • E03 Well, it's too bad. You made your choice and you chose Mommy. - Sprung 00:05
Well, it's too bad. You made your choice and you chose ...
S01 • E09 Once you tell a parent their kid is special, - Sprung 00:06
Once you tell a parent their kid is special,
S01 • E03 I'm with Melvin now, who, by the way, - Sprung 00:07
I'm with Melvin now, who, by the way,
S01 • E06 Whatever it is, she's up to something. - Sprung 00:05
Whatever it is, she's up to something.
S01 • E04 'Cause I never compared pubes with the girls in my Brownie troop, okay? - Sprung 00:05
'Cause I never compared pubes with the girls in my Brow...
S01 • E05 'Cause if you're not, I think I have to go to the urgent care. - Sprung 00:04
'Cause if you're not, I think I have to go to the ...
S01 • E09 Plus, you get pictures of the kids. - Sprung 00:05
Plus, you get pictures of the kids.
S01 • E06 Tell 'em how you saw the mailman sneaking out of the neighbor's house - Sprung 00:06
Tell 'em how you saw the mailman sneaking out of the ne...
S01 • E04 I mean, with you living here, I thought maybe finally I'd have a gal pal. - Sprung 00:04
I mean, with you living here, I thought maybe finally I'...
S01 • E08 If you love her so much, I should at least try to get to know her better. - Sprung 00:04
If you love her so much, I should at least try to get to kno...
S01 • E02 And I've been having frequent sex with her - Sprung 00:05
And I've been having frequent sex with her