"Spy" quotes

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A desk-bound CIA analyst volunteers to go undercover to infiltrate the world of a deadly arms dealer, and prevent diabolical global disaster.

Director: Paul Feig
Writer: Paul Feig
Production: N/A
Genre: action, comedy
Year: 2015
MetaScore: 75/100
ImdbRating: 7.0
BoxOffice: $110,825,712
Released: 05 Jun 2015
Awards: 6 wins & 31 nominations

98 Clips

I told you to send me in there instead of Fine - Spy 00:39
I told you to send me in there instead of Fine
Who paid you off - Spy 00:33
Who paid you off
Who puts a roof on a scooter What are you the Pope - Spy 00:04
Who puts a roof on a scooter What are you the Pope
Because you look like a flute player in a wedding band - Spy 00:04
Because you look like a flute player in a wedding band
Ah stop screaming You loved it - Spy 00:08
Ah stop screaming You loved it
God damn it - Spy 00:03
God damn it
Jiminy Christmas - Spy 00:03
Jiminy Christmas
You may never be as wise as an owl - Spy 00:08
You may never be as wise as an owl
One of these dead fuckers just shit his pants - Spy 00:07
One of these dead fuckers just shit his pants
The moment I saw you standing there - Spy 00:10
The moment I saw you standing there
What's the plan - Spy 00:17
What's the plan
Martha Stewart had a breakdown kind of feel - Spy 00:04
Martha Stewart had a breakdown kind of feel
I need you to untie me now - Spy 00:26
I need you to untie me now
Aw Come on - Spy 00:09
Aw Come on
Does he not look like a bag o' dicks - Spy 00:05
Does he not look like a bag o' dicks
Hello captured lady - Spy 00:04
Hello captured lady
Oh fuck me - Spy 00:03
Oh fuck me
And I'm not gonna help you unless you keep Fine alive - Spy 00:30
And I'm not gonna help you unless you keep Fine alive
I'm gonna take that fucking coat - Spy 00:03
I'm gonna take that fucking coat
Baccarat - Spy 00:04
Baccarat
God He means well - Spy 00:04
God He means well
I do not condone these sexy - Spy 00:05
I do not condone these sexy
This is just like when I watched myself in a sex tape - Spy 00:06
This is just like when I watched myself in a sex tape
What's going on at the CIA - Spy 00:06
What's going on at the CIA
Thanks for your weapon - Spy 00:09
Thanks for your weapon
I pulled up my file - Spy 00:09
I pulled up my file
Nice drone work - Spy 00:05
Nice drone work
Get your hands off my boobs - Spy 00:08
Get your hands off my boobs
If you ever feel like you have been poisoned - Spy 00:12
If you ever feel like you have been poisoned
Thank God your hair broke your fall - Spy 00:05
Thank God your hair broke your fall
Who's the finest of them all - Spy 00:12
Who's the finest of them all
How long was I out - Spy 00:11
How long was I out
Hey Heroic lady - Spy 00:12
Hey Heroic lady
Whatever Fuck you - Spy 00:14
Whatever Fuck you
I almost put it up on YouTube - Spy 00:08
I almost put it up on YouTube
This day is just getting better and better - Spy 00:21
This day is just getting better and better
I can't get a grip - Spy 00:10
I can't get a grip
You're a loud kisser - Spy 00:11
You're a loud kisser
I can see your gun - Spy 00:08
I can see your gun
Is this a fucking LAKE - Spy 00:04
Is this a fucking LAKE
Is he dangerous - Spy 00:06
Is he dangerous
Shit People are trying to kill me - Spy 00:17
Shit People are trying to kill me
This is a man's coat - Spy 00:09
This is a man's coat
Ah stop screaming You loved it - Spy 00:08
Ah stop screaming You loved it
How do you like my English accent - Spy 00:08
How do you like my English accent
I am so badass - Spy 00:03
I am so badass
You're both named Amber - Spy 00:31
You're both named Amber
Tell me where the bomb is - Spy 00:50
Tell me where the bomb is
Do you know what - Spy 00:27
Do you know what
I'm very non physically resourceful - Spy 00:11
I'm very non physically resourceful
You're going to - Spy 00:07
You're going to
Amber Valentine - Spy 00:11
Amber Valentine
No wonder your dad never had the son he wanted - Spy 00:13
No wonder your dad never had the son he wanted
I read your assessment report on Rayna Boyanov - Spy 00:11
I read your assessment report on Rayna Boyanov
I will fuck you - Spy 00:08
I will fuck you
My father used to bring people like you here - Spy 00:07
My father used to bring people like you here
Here's to your mom - Spy 00:18
Here's to your mom
I look like someone's homophobic aunt - Spy 00:04
I look like someone's homophobic aunt
We have to stop the sale of a nuclear bomb - Spy 00:19
We have to stop the sale of a nuclear bomb
Where'd you get a suit - Spy 00:06
Where'd you get a suit
Nothing kills me - Spy 00:14
Nothing kills me
You really think you're ready for the field - Spy 01:04
You really think you're ready for the field
I told you to send me in there instead of Fine - Spy 00:37
I told you to send me in there instead of Fine
Who paid you off Colin - Spy 00:33
Who paid you off Colin
Jiminy Christmas - Spy 00:03
Jiminy Christmas
Does he not look like a bag o' dicks Enough - Spy 00:05
Does he not look like a bag o' dicks Enough
Oh God - Spy 00:07
Oh God
So what's the plan Who are we meeting - Spy 00:16
So what's the plan Who are we meeting
So you need me De Luca - Spy 00:30
So you need me De Luca
This is just like when I watched myself in a sex tape - Spy 00:06
This is just like when I watched myself in a sex tape
What's going on at the CIA - Spy 00:06
What's going on at the CIA
Pull up my file Jesus Not my keyboard - Spy 00:09
Pull up my file Jesus Not my keyboard
Get your hands off my boobs - Spy 00:23
Get your hands off my boobs
If you ever feel like you have been poisoned - Spy 00:12
If you ever feel like you have been poisoned
Oh my God Rayna - Spy 00:05
Oh my God Rayna
Who's the finest of them all You are - Spy 00:08
Who's the finest of them all You are
How long was I out - Spy 00:11
How long was I out
I must have watched this 15 times now - Spy 00:08
I must have watched this 15 times now
Nice copter Where'd you get it - Spy 00:21
Nice copter Where'd you get it
You're a loud kisser - Spy 00:11
You're a loud kisser
And by the way I can see your gun - Spy 00:08
And by the way I can see your gun
Cooper is this a fucking lake - Spy 00:04
Cooper is this a fucking lake
Is he dangerous - Spy 00:06
Is he dangerous
Give me your coat - Spy 00:09
Give me your coat
You're both named Amber - Spy 00:31
You're both named Amber
How you like my English accent huh - Spy 00:08
How you like my English accent huh
Tell me where the bomb is - Spy 00:32
Tell me where the bomb is
I'm very non physically resourceful - Spy 00:11
I'm very non physically resourceful
My real name is - Spy 00:11
My real name is
No you're gonna ruin this mission - Spy 00:14
No you're gonna ruin this mission
And fuck you for saying - Spy 00:13
And fuck you for saying
Susan I got your assessment report on Rayna Boyanov - Spy 00:11
Susan I got your assessment report on Rayna Boyanov
My father used to bring people here - Spy 00:07
My father used to bring people here
Well here's to your mom - Spy 00:18
Well here's to your mom
I look like someone's homophobic aunt - Spy 00:04
I look like someone's homophobic aunt
We have to stop the sale of a nuclear bomb - Spy 00:19
We have to stop the sale of a nuclear bomb
Nothing kills me - Spy 00:14
Nothing kills me
You really think you're ready for the field - Spy 00:37
You really think you're ready for the field

Cast

Bradley Fine - Jude Law
Tihomir Boyanov - Raad Rawi
Susan Cooper - Melissa McCarthy
Nancy B. Artingstall - Miranda Hart
Katherine - Katie Dippold
Jaime the Gardener - Jaime Pacheco
DC French Waiter - Romain Apelbaum
Elaine Crocker - Allison Janney
Rayna Boyanov - Rose Byrne
Solsa Dudaev - Richard Brake
Alan the Bartender - Steve Bannos
Karen Walker - Morena Baccarin
Rick Ford - Jason Statham
Matthew Wright - Carlos Ponce
Timothy Cress - Will Yun Lee
Sergio De Luca - Bobby Cannavale
Agent in Jetpack - Adam Ray
Taxi Driver - Lukács Bicskey
Shopkeeper - Attila Bardóczy
Nicola - Julian Miller
Paris Waiter - Ed Kear
Verka Serduchka - Andrey Danilko
Italian Guy #1 (as Attila Árpa) - Attila C. Arpa
Italian Guy #2 (as Adorjáni Bálint) - Bálint Adorjáni
Casino Hostess - Jamie Denbo
Casino Dealer - Alessandro De Marco
Casino Bartender (as Pere Linka) - Peter Linka
Man in Purple Tie - Zach Woods
Casino Waiter - Luca Fiorilli
Hristo - Sergej Onopko
Rome Waiter - Yurj Buzzi
Casino Manager - Dimitri Andreas
Colin - Mitch Silpa
Pilot - Matt Devere
Four Seasons Doorman (as Péter Farkas) - Peter Farkas
American Tourist - Ben Falcone
Club Emcee - Iván Kamarás
Laughing Girl #1 - Greta Csizmadia
Laughing Girl #2 - Klaudia Halasi
Curtis '50 Cent' Jackson - 50 Cent
Construction Worker #1 - Dénes Bernáth
Construction Worker #2 - Zsolt Zágoni
Construction Worker #3 - Levente Törköly
Deluca man - Jenei Attila
Deluca man - Jenei Csaba
Mrs. Newsome - Carol Drysden
Handsome Man - Máté Endrédi
Drunken Guest at Paris Hotel - Paul Feig
Casino Girl #1 - Boglárka Kalászi
Girl with Hamburger - Nikky Smedley
Male Model - Bari Suzuki
Winking Woman - Melinda Tuu
Woman from Paris - Alicia Vela-Bailey
Gorgeous Woman - Linda Zimany