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A desk-bound CIA analyst volunteers to go undercover to infiltrate the world of a deadly arms dealer, and prevent diabolical global disaster.

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Year: 2015
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44 Clips & Quotes

You really think you're ready for the field - Spy 02:47 You really think you're ready for the field Nothing kills me - Spy 00:42 Nothing kills me Where'd you get a suit - Spy 00:15 Where'd you get a suit We have to stop the sale of a nuclear bomb - Spy 01:06 We have to stop the sale of a nuclear bomb I will fuck you - Spy 00:16 I will fuck you I look like someone's homophobic aunt - Spy 00:15 I look like someone's homophobic aunt My father used to bring people like you here - Spy 00:27 My father used to bring people like you here Here's to your mom - Spy 00:41 Here's to your mom I read your assessment report on Rayna Boyanov - Spy 00:38 I read your assessment report on Rayna Boyanov You're going to - Spy 00:24 You're going to No wonder your dad never had the son he wanted - Spy 00:44 No wonder your dad never had the son he wanted I'm very non physically resourceful - Spy 00:36 I'm very non physically resourceful Amber Valentine - Spy 00:13 Amber Valentine Do you know what - Spy 01:20 Do you know what Tell me where the bomb is - Spy 01:28 Tell me where the bomb is You're both named Amber - Spy 01:43 You're both named Amber This is a man's coat - Spy 00:29 This is a man's coat I can see your gun - Spy 00:26 I can see your gun Is he dangerous - Spy 00:15 Is he dangerous Is this a fucking LAKE - Spy 00:12 Is this a fucking LAKE How do you like my English accent - Spy 00:21 How do you like my English accent You're a loud kisser - Spy 00:36 You're a loud kisser This day is just getting better and better - Spy 00:49 This day is just getting better and better I almost put it up on YouTube - Spy 00:26 I almost put it up on YouTube How long was I out - Spy 00:33 How long was I out I can't get a grip - Spy 00:33 I can't get a grip Who's the finest of them all - Spy 00:23 Who's the finest of them all Nice drone work - Spy 00:22 Nice drone work Thank God your hair broke your fall - Spy 00:14 Thank God your hair broke your fall I pulled up my file - Spy 00:34 I pulled up my file Get your hands off my boobs - Spy 00:21 Get your hands off my boobs What's going on at the CIA - Spy 00:20 What's going on at the CIA If you ever feel like you have been poisoned - Spy 00:28 If you ever feel like you have been poisoned Thanks for your weapon - Spy 00:28 Thanks for your weapon And I'm not gonna help you unless you keep Fine alive - Spy 01:14 And I'm not gonna help you unless you keep Fine alive This is just like when I watched myself in a sex tape - Spy 00:29 This is just like when I watched myself in a sex tape I need you to untie me now - Spy 00:29 I need you to untie me now What's the plan - Spy 01:03 What's the plan One of these dead fuckers just shit his pants - Spy 00:16 One of these dead fuckers just shit his pants Does he not look like a bag o' dicks - Spy 00:14 Does he not look like a bag o' dicks You may never be as wise as an owl - Spy 00:21 You may never be as wise as an owl Jiminy Christmas - Spy 00:10 Jiminy Christmas Who paid you off - Spy 01:30 Who paid you off I told you to send me in there instead of Fine - Spy 01:51 I told you to send me in there instead of Fine

Cast

Bradley Fine - Jude Law
Tihomir Boyanov - Raad Rawi
Susan Cooper - Melissa McCarthy
Nancy B. Artingstall - Miranda Hart
Katherine - Katie Dippold
Jaime the Gardener - Jaime Pacheco
DC French Waiter - Romain Apelbaum
Elaine Crocker - Allison Janney
Rayna Boyanov - Rose Byrne
Solsa Dudaev - Richard Brake
Alan the Bartender - Steve Bannos
Karen Walker - Morena Baccarin
Rick Ford - Jason Statham
Matthew Wright - Carlos Ponce
Timothy Cress - Will Yun Lee
Sergio De Luca - Bobby Cannavale
Agent in Jetpack - Adam Ray
Taxi Driver - Lukács Bicskey
Shopkeeper - Attila Bardóczy
Nicola - Julian Miller
Paris Waiter - Ed Kear
Verka Serduchka - Andrey Danilko
Italian Guy #1 (as Attila Árpa) - Attila C. Arpa
Italian Guy #2 (as Adorjáni Bálint) - Bálint Adorjáni
Casino Hostess - Jamie Denbo
Casino Dealer - Alessandro De Marco
Casino Bartender (as Pere Linka) - Peter Linka
Man in Purple Tie - Zach Woods
Casino Waiter - Luca Fiorilli
Hristo - Sergej Onopko
Rome Waiter - Yurj Buzzi
Casino Manager - Dimitri Andreas
Colin - Mitch Silpa
Pilot - Matt Devere
Four Seasons Doorman (as Péter Farkas) - Peter Farkas
American Tourist - Ben Falcone
Club Emcee - Iván Kamarás
Laughing Girl #1 - Greta Csizmadia
Laughing Girl #2 - Klaudia Halasi
Curtis '50 Cent' Jackson - 50 Cent
Construction Worker #1 - Dénes Bernáth
Construction Worker #2 - Zsolt Zágoni
Construction Worker #3 - Levente Törköly
Deluca man - Jenei Attila
Deluca man - Jenei Csaba
Mrs. Newsome - Carol Drysden
Handsome Man - Máté Endrédi
Drunken Guest at Paris Hotel - Paul Feig
Casino Girl #1 - Boglárka Kalászi
Girl with Hamburger - Nikky Smedley
Male Model - Bari Suzuki
Winking Woman - Melinda Tuu
Woman from Paris - Alicia Vela-Bailey
Gorgeous Woman - Linda Zimany