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You really think you're ready for the fieldI once used defibrillators on myselfI've pulled shards of glass out of my fucking eyeI've jumped from a high rise buildingusing only a raincoat as a
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Spy

Jesus, you're intense

Spy 2015
Rick Ford:
You really think you're ready for the field? I once used defibrillators on myself. I put shards of glass in my fuckin' eye. I've jumped from a high-rise building using only a raincoat as a parachute and broke both legs upon landing; I still had to pretend I was in a fucking Cirque du Soleil show! I've swallowed enough microchips and shit them back out again to make a computer. This arm has been ripped off completely and re-attached with *this* fuckin' arm.Susan Cooper:I don't know that that's possible... I mean medically...Rick Ford:During the threat of an assassination attempt, I appeared convincingly in front of congress as Barack Obama.Susan Cooper:In black-face? That's not appropriate.Rick Ford:I watched the woman I love get tossed from a plane and hit by another plane mid-air. I drove a car off a freeway on top of a train while it was on fire. Not the car, *I* was on fire.Susan Cooper:Jesus, you're intense

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You really think you're ready for the field
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I once used defibrillators on myself
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I've pulled shards of glass out of my fucking eye
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I've jumped from a high rise building
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using only a raincoat as a parachute
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and broke both legs upon landing
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And I still had to pretend
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I was in a fucking Cirque du Soleil show
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I've swallowed enough microchips
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and shit them back out again
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to make a computer
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This arm has been ripped off completely
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and reattached with this fucking arm
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I don't know that that's possible
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I mean medically
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During the threat of an assassination attempt
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I appeared convincingly in front of Congress
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as Barack Obama
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In blackface
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That's not appropriate
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I watched the couple that raised me explode in a van
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I watched the woman I love get tossed from a plane
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and hit by another plane midair
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I drove a car off a freeway
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on top of a train
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while I was on fire
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Not the car
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I was on fire
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Jesus you're intense
Available in 7 languages
Duration
64 seconds
Views
1,191
Timestamp in Movie
00:37:54
Uploaded
Feb 19, 2026
Genres
Production
Chernin Entertainment,Feigco Entertainment,TSG Entertainment,20th Century Fox

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Movie Summary

A desk-bound CIA analyst volunteers to go undercover to infiltrate the world of a deadly arms dealer, and prevent diabolical global disaster.

Actors

Jason Statham
Rick Ford
Melissa McCarthy
Susan Cooper